"Immaculate conception my ass! The next one will be made the old fashioned way, Mary!"

Sounds reasonable.

And the bigots strike again.
Remember kids. Being an asshole bigot is totally independant of whatever group you target did or you think they did.

We don't play that stealing of Christmas ornaments shiat around my place, we come correct!

socodog: And the bigots strike again.
Remember kids. Being an asshole bigot is totally independant of whatever group you target did or you think they did.

Lighten up, Francis. it's just some kids with a sense of humor, not a group of anti religious zealots.

Well, what the hell else are you supposed to do with the remaining figures?

drewogatory: Lighten up, Francis. it's just some kids with a sense of humor, not a group of anti religious zealots.

I wouldn't say stealing is a "sense of humor", but yeah, it's just some kids. Religious affiliation, or lack there of, has nothing to do with it.

/ don't leave stuff you don't want stolen outside at night.

That's nothing. I replaced a baby Jesus with a baby Mohammad and no one even noticed!

Them baby heysuess's make good hunting decoys.

/Aliens hunt man and need decoys.

FTA "They stopped making the glow molds in the 1990s, and you can't just buy a new piece," Russell said. "We had to go on eBay to buy used pieces at about $50 each."

Not a bad business model. Just make sure you don't sell them to people close to the area you stole them from. Mix it up.

I "arrived" here for the hot interacial threeway wisemen pics

The word "come" wasn't appropriate...yet

Great Justice: That's nothing. I replaced a baby Jesus with a baby Mohammad and no one even noticed!

Ew. A GIS of "baby mohammad" returns some fairly gruesome results, even with safe search on.

Isn't the proper plural for Jesus Jesui, not Jesuses?

Back in my day we replaced the plastic centerpieces with a can of processed ham. The 90's were grand times to be a teen. I'd love to see what would happen if someone started swapping white b.j.'s with black b.j.'s (or perhaps decidedly arab)... pulitzer grade material if you ask me.

yes

The answer to teh question is yes. Not sure if anyone else had thought of that yet, this being Fark and all.

Oh, maybe they should try nailing him down? I bet no one ever thought of that one either.

Hahahahahahahahahaha. I crack me up.

Several years ago I was rather drunk with some friends, just after Halloween. The local gas stations and used-car lots were putting those nativity scenes up, little dioramas. The biggest one was at this truck stop/fueling station on the corner. We were cruising around, being obnoxious, and one of the guys I was with had a Chuckie doll.


Someone got to thinking while drinking, and it was decided to replace that rather lifelike babby Jesus with Chuckie.

It wasn't noticed for maybe a week and a half, and then it became a big stinkaroo in the paper. Was on the radio news. Made the local TV news. It remains a source of much hilarity when we bump into each other.

Great Justice: That's nothing. I replaced a baby Jesus with a baby Mohammad and no one even noticed!



I swapped out the Baby Jesus with the Baby Stig. All of the drivers in our area are much better, but now they only know two facts about ducks, and both are wrong.

Anyone else read that as penisdailynews.com?

I wonder if the perps even realize that their little prank is considered theft. A few years ago, some neighborhood kids drove around and stole all the hats, scarves, etc from the snowmen in peoples' front yards. Someone called the police and the kids were apprehended in my next-door-neighbor's front yard--cop cars with flashing red lights; the whole nine yards! It must have been a slow night down at the station, but the police came to answer the complaint. I doubt those kids did anything like that again.

CravenMorehead: The answer to teh question is yes. Not sure if anyone else had thought of that yet, this being Fark and all.

ya missed it by just that much

bootman: Isn't the proper plural for Jesus Jesui, not Jesuses?

The plural for Jesus is... DIE POLYTHEISTIC SCUM!

Of course. Duh!

Serves them right. The baby doesn't go into the creche until Christmas morning. Farggin heathen basturds.

Ah, leave the old ladies' lawn ornaments alone. The pranksters should stick to ones on public (government) property.

Benevolent Misanthrope: bootman: Isn't the proper plural for Jesus Jesui, not Jesuses?

Jesi.

Have mercy!

cowgirl toffee: Awesome! This is the direction I am going with nativity scenes this year...

No, YOU're awesome!!

Theft ring? Really? Probably just a bunch of teens out for a laugh. Sad thing is that the only reason this made the news is because it involves "jesus." If they had been stealing wreaths this never would have made the news.

Rich Cream: Serves them right. The baby doesn't go into the creche until Christmas morning. Farggin heathen basturds.

Right. And no wise men until the Epiphany.

Mock26: Sad thing is that the only reason this made the news is because it involves "jesus." If they had been stealing wreaths this never would have made the news.

Sad thing is you're delusional.

cowgirl toffee: No nativity is complete without a dinosaur...

You should paint the white figurines as reptilian.

Aleph: Back in my day we replaced the plastic centerpieces with a can of processed ham. The 90's were grand times to be a teen. I'd love to see what would happen if someone started swapping white b.j.'s with black b.j.'s (or perhaps decidedly arab)... pulitzer grade material if you ask me.



Replace them with flamingos.

jingks: Rich Cream: Serves them right. The baby doesn't go into the creche until Christmas morning. Farggin heathen basturds.

Right. And no wise men until the Epiphany.


Suddenly that makes too much sense. Wisdom and epiphany. One begats the other I suppose.

/suddenly my faith is shaken.

O! Science! Why hath thou forsaken me?



//ok ok I'll tone it down

jingks: Mock26: Sad thing is that the only reason this made the news is because it involves "jesus." If they had been stealing wreaths this never would have made the news.

Sad thing is you're delusional.

Well, duh. Of course I am delusional. I visit Fark on a daily basis! I am also wrong about my previous post. Who knew?

Tidings of comfort and joy!

Sigh. Thanks for acting mature and giving atheism a good name...

//who am I kidding 17 year old me would have done that.

yes.

/jesi.
//member of true apostolic greek orthodox church.
///impossibly questionable standing........

Personally, I can't wait for caganers to catch on in america. Until then...