Overpenetration is a terrible thing.

9mm mouse hunting

That mouse does not have enough stopping power!

Any word on the condition of the mouse?

I think they made a movie of this. Christopher Walken was in it.

Ed Finnerty: FTFA: had accidentally been shot in the chest by his 27-year-old housemate who was shooting at a mouse in the kitchen with a handgun, said Taylorsville Police Sgt. Tracy Wyant.

The bullet went through a wall and struck the 28-year- old man while he was in the bathroom.

Cripes! How big was that mouse?

Wow, that triggered a flashback. I remembered a Barney Miller episode where one of the guys said there was a rat in the closet that bit him. Ah, thank you entartubes!

An episode of Barney Miller. Yemana was in the back room and got bit by a rat on the knee. Wojo pulls out his night stick and says something like, "I'll take care of this. How'd he get your knee, were you kneeling down?"

Yemana says, "No, I was standing up. He just reared up on his hind legs and bit me"

Wojo stares at him for a moment, then puts away the night stick and pulls out his gun and disappears into the back room.

I want to party with those guys.

Feral Duhbya: I want to party with those guys.

With or without the 13 year old? That's going to make a difference at your arraignment.

Now that is a party house..

- Drunk housemates
- available firearms
- rodents
- thin walls
- 34 year old tapping a 13 yr old
- 13 yr old hiding in the closet

Just need some pot growing in the backyard and illegal credit card scamming equipment and they will be all set

That headline gave me & headache

whatshisname: That headline gave me & headache

Agreed.

Oh and subby, it's Taylorsville. With an "S".

croesius: Overpenetration is a terrible thing.

That's why you wrap the mouse in electrical tape

JohnCarter: - thin walls

Gypsum board on both sides of a 2x4 or 2x6 wall isn't going to slow down a 9mm very much, if it misses the studs. Plaster and lath probably wouldn't do much better. Most people live with such construction.

Key takeaway: he had sex with her twice, and took it in the back door three times.

Per the charges.

/ Or does sodomy cover oral here?

I was gonna submit this with a far more entertaining headline....but the mouse ate my rough draft.

/they say Utah is the meth capital of the US
//I'm pretty sure they aren't far off in that assertion

FTA:Paul Daniel Kunzler was booked into the Salt Lake County Jail for investigation of two counts of rape of a child, three counts of sodomy of a child and three counts of sexual abuse of a child.

but he's probably a mormon, aren't those things okay in Utah?

He should have said that she is his Spiritual Wife.

Having sex with underaged girls is legal in Utah. If you're white and you say it's the will of God.

You might be a redneck if...

Can you kill a 9mm mouse with a .22?

There's a mouse in mi kitchen what I'm a-gonna do
There's a mouse in mi kitchen what I'm a-gonna do
I;m gonna git that mouse that's what I'll do
I'm gonna git that house

Now the roommate has a bar story about the one time he had a shiat that put him in the hospital

CruJones: Key takeaway: he had sex with her twice, and took it in the back door three times.

Per the charges.

/ Or does sodomy cover oral here?

76-5-403.1. Sodomy on a child.


(1) A person commits sodomy upon a child if the actor engages in any sexual act upon or with a child who is under the age of 14, involving the genitals or anus of the actor or the child and the mouth or anus of either person, regardless of the sex of either participant.

(2) Sodomy upon a child is a first degree felony punishable by imprisonment for an indeterminate term of not less than 6, 10, or 15 years and which may be for life. Imprisonment is mandatory in accordance with Section 76-3-406.

Amended by Chapter 40, 1996 General Session

Can't know for sure, but my bet is it was conventional oral. Obviously, there is a wide range of acts covered by the word sodomy here.

During an ensuing search of the house,

Why were the cops searching the house? Were they trying to help find the mouse?

Also, are we sure there was a mouse, or was that the best excuse the roommate could come up with for shooting his other roommate through the wall?

/maybe it sounded like a good excuse when they were drunk

nines and mice
nines and mice
though raping children's a nasty vice
nines and mice... is nice.

Remind's me of Yossarian's insane tent-mate, who would kill mice with dum-dummed .45s.

This is the sort of mice shenanigans that will never help them find the question to the answer "42". I think Earth II needs to be built.

Mmmmm Taylorsville... It's not the end of the world, but you can see it from there..

With helpful pic of what a mouse might look like

Keyser_Soze_Death: Mmmmm Taylorsville... It's not the end of the world, but you can see it from there..

See it? You can WALK to West Valley from there.

Sticky Hands: Keyser_Soze_Death: Mmmmm Taylorsville... It's not the end of the world, but you can see it from there..

See it? You can WALK to West Valley from there.

I was gonna say Kearns.

croesius: Overpenetration is a terrible thing.

Should have used hollowpoints... And maybe a fleshlight. I don't think over penetration would be a problem with either of those.

Officers arrived to discover that a man who was in the bathroom had accidentally been shot in the chest by his 27-year-old housemate who was shooting at a mouse in the kitchen with a handgun, said Taylorsville Police Sgt. Tracy Wyant.

So I get the whole "I don't want to live on this planet anymore" shtick to the article, but what happened to journalism? So just lift the police report and post online? That's it?

sexy-fetus: Sticky Hands: Keyser_Soze_Death: Mmmmm Taylorsville... It's not the end of the world, but you can see it from there..

See it? You can WALK to West Valley from there.

I was gonna say Kearns.

This story had West Valley written all over it

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So, you are saying that the mouse was drunk too?

No Bunk Moreland reference yet? Shameful.