FARK.com: (6835688) There's an entire universe of photos that Slate could've selected from to illustrate their article titled, "Why do nipples harden in the cold?" And from that universe they chose one...of Rep. Barney Frank

		There's an entire universe of photos that Slate could've selected from to illustrate their article titled, "Why do nipples harden in the cold?" And from that universe they chose one...of Rep. Barney Frank (slate.com)		110
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FirstNationalBastard

2011-12-21 06:06:23 PM

If you cover up the head in that pic, I bet you could get slightly drunk straight guys to fap to it, then take Crying Game showers when you reveal that it's Barney Frank.

ZAZ

2011-12-21 06:20:58 PM

When I covered up the head I saw an overweight middle aged or older woman with oddly saggy boobs. I don't think I'm that desperate. Yet.

Dusk-You-n-Me

2011-12-21 06:31:24 PM

Nipples protruding! A shame a classy guy like Donald had to experience that horror.

MaudlinMutantMollusk

2011-12-21 06:33:12 PM

You'd perhaps prefer Chaz Bono?

Sleeping Monkey

2011-12-21 06:33:48 PM

We shouldn't make the same mistake in this thread that Slate made.

www.2samachar.us

Ed Finnerty

2011-12-21 07:03:17 PM

On oldie but a goodie.

Cagey B

2011-12-21 07:12:06 PM

Ed Finnerty: [www.nicedoggie.net image 640x579]

On oldie but a goodie.

Came for that one. Well done.

penthesilea

2011-12-21 07:22:42 PM

Dusk-You-n-Me:
i470.photobucket.com

What do respectful nipples look like?

tomWright

2011-12-21 07:52:42 PM

gwydion56

2011-12-21 07:55:42 PM

penthesilea: Dusk-You-n-Me:
[i470.photobucket.com image 338x203]

What do respectful nipples look like?

Apparently they look like Donald Trump's nipples.

/Can REALLY pass on seeing them, if that is the case.
//The Donald is just jealous that America is looking at Barney Frank's nipples, and not looking at his.

TheBigJerk

2011-12-21 07:56:33 PM

Lol u mad?

Let's see, is there an appropriately inappropriate image in my photobucket...

Hm?

i75.photobucket.com

No, not playin' the nipple angle. How about this?

i75.photobucket.com

Nah, not hard enough, and I think the slaanesh lord should stay where he is...Meh, whatever, here's a cock between two boobies.

i75.photobucket.com

Meatzilla

2011-12-21 07:57:54 PM

.

"I think there is too much bloviating going on"

i157.photobucket.com

- Barney 'Tapioca Throat' Frank

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Pants full of macaroni!!

2011-12-21 08:01:32 PM

It's because Slate is totally libbylib lefttarded and they want to suck on his big gay schlong!

/amidoinitrite?

rjakobi

2011-12-21 08:08:09 PM

Didn't Strom Thurmond go pantless for his last week in Congress?

Iron Chef Scottish

2011-12-21 08:09:23 PM

I'll be in my bunk.

Masturbating.

Jim_Callahan

2011-12-21 08:14:36 PM

FirstNationalBastard: If you cover up the head in that pic, I bet you could get slightly drunk straight guys to fap to it, then take Crying Game showers when you reveal that it's Barney Frank.

Oh, whatever, assuming I was on the receiving end of that I'd just laugh. Apparently all the straight people you know are just way too uptight.

//Probably would take more than "slightly" drunk to pull that one off, though. Cool as the guy seems to be personality-wise, the old man chest is pretty distinct.

Arkanaut

2011-12-21 08:19:38 PM

Look, subby, Slate tries to be topical with their articles. Barney's nipples have been in the news lately, so they ran with that.

dahmers love zombie

2011-12-21 08:21:22 PM

Pincy

2011-12-21 08:28:22 PM

I'm still waiting for Ishmael from King Pin.

Cuchulane

2011-12-21 08:36:01 PM

I'll go with the classics

img849.imageshack.us

Dinjiin

2011-12-21 08:36:29 PM

Le Geno Vert

2011-12-21 08:41:31 PM

Meh, whatever, here's a cock between two boobies.

not just boobies either... but the blue footed ones...

I bet freaks into diabetic chicks find that kinda hot... in a non-circulatory way...

/thinks Dropsy is an underused babbyname

Le Geno Vert

2011-12-21 08:46:43 PM

Arkanaut: Look, subby, Slate tries to be ~~topical with their articles~~ bipolar about teh ghey. Barney's nipples have been in the news lately, so they ran with that.

/flips slate a summers eve
//for bein' douches

Mad Scientist

2011-12-21 08:51:33 PM

Cuchulane: I'll go with the classics

[img849.imageshack.us image 337x500]

Many kittens died during my teen years because of that poster.

hasty ambush

2011-12-21 08:53:34 PM

beerrun

2011-12-21 08:55:09 PM

elchip

2011-12-21 09:05:03 PM

hasty ambush

2011-12-21 09:06:16 PM

CravenMorehead

2011-12-21 09:07:46 PM

And to think that this thread that started out about Barney Frank's nipples.

Please, continue.

The Dog Ate My Homework

2011-12-21 09:11:20 PM

Wellon Dowd

2011-12-21 09:14:14 PM

Seth'n'Spectrum

2011-12-21 09:15:00 PM

YodaBlues

2011-12-21 09:22:38 PM

hasty ambush: [i240.photobucket.com image 333x500]

[24.media.tumblr.com image 485x600]

[www.popcrunch.com image 500x375]

Mother of god....hold on a sec...

www.lenscompare.com

...ok, continue.

/safety first.

Wellon Dowd

2011-12-21 09:26:32 PM

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers

2011-12-21 09:36:56 PM

Seth'n'Spectrum

2011-12-21 09:48:01 PM

Gyrfalcon

2011-12-21 09:50:44 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: You'd perhaps prefer Chaz Bono?

Thanks, I was sick enough BEFORE I got to your post, and now...

Off to fill my skull with Drano and battery acid.

Seth'n'Spectrum

2011-12-21 09:50:56 PM