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(Stay Boring My Friends) Stupid When a cheesy beer commercial star visits for lunch, it's front page news. It is...the Least Interesting Town in the World   (portjefferson.patch.com) divider line 42
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2011-12-21 06:24:06 PM
The words "front page news" should never be used in conjunction with Patch. Just like your average Farker, it's someone posting from a basement.
 
2011-12-21 07:55:16 PM
Port Jefferson - yeah, that's a pretty good candidate for least interesting town in the world. Sheesh. If it didn't have the ferry, it'd have nothing.
 
2011-12-21 08:22:13 PM
Mmmmm... cheesy beer.
 
2011-12-21 08:25:06 PM
You just made him that much more famous
 
2011-12-21 08:26:18 PM
I don't always visit the Least Interesting Town in the World...

And Port Jefferson has some stiff competition:

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2011-12-21 08:27:34 PM
RexTalionis: Port Jefferson - yeah, that's a pretty good candidate for least interesting town in the world. Sheesh. If it didn't have the ferry, it'd have nothing.

There seems to be a few bars there, at least according to my farther-out-on-the-island friends. And a little waterfront thing. But yeah, not the most exciting place.
 
2011-12-21 08:35:36 PM
"ARE WE HAVIN' FUN YET??"
 
2011-12-21 08:36:30 PM
Nothing wrong with cheesy, subby. A string of ridiculous one-liners is better than like 90% of commercials and like 95% of TV shows, so it's got that going for it.
 
2011-12-21 08:36:41 PM
www.adaholic.com


But he's the guru of good times! Had no idea he was still alive.
 
2011-12-21 08:37:17 PM
dammit, I though it was Keith Stone, not that old duffer.
 
2011-12-21 08:38:06 PM
Port Jeff girls swallow. At least until the vows are complete, Subby has first hand experience. Truth
 
2011-12-21 08:39:36 PM
img31.imageshack.us
 
2011-12-21 08:39:37 PM
I was thinking it was Stone, Keith Stone. Now that would be cause for celebration, rolling into town in his Camaro.
But the most interesting man in the world? Meh, pass.
 
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2011-12-21 08:43:49 PM
The Most Interesting Man in the World once shat a 5'4" 165 lb turd....he called it Keith Stone.
 
2011-12-21 08:44:52 PM
I thought it was gonna be about will ferrel in milwaukee. That actually was front page news last week or the week before...
 
2011-12-21 08:47:24 PM
Churchy LaFemme: "ARE WE HAVIN' FUN YET??"

/leaving satisfied
 
2011-12-21 08:52:10 PM
I suppose the man's "most interesting" claim has more validity now that Kim Jung-il is gone. Imagine, eleven aces in the first (and only) round of golf he ever played, what a guy.
 
2011-12-21 08:52:33 PM
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2011-12-21 08:53:42 PM
jaded, callous subby living in the big city too long. so sad to be so young yet so bitter.

it's the little things that make up the day. like a afternoon visit from two hookers with a case of dos equis and a handbag filled with blow.
 
2011-12-21 08:55:58 PM
"BUBBA SMITH!!!!"

/A. Bundy
 
2011-12-21 09:01:35 PM
Front page news from a little town I used to live in: local wrote a movie star for a photograph, and the movie star sent back a signed picture!

/seriously
 
2011-12-21 09:03:51 PM
fusillade762: I don't always visit the Least Interesting Town in the World...

And Port Jefferson has some stiff competition:

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 400x300]


The 212/224 sign coming from 205 is soo much more interesting!

Just don't take the right to IncEstacada.
 
2011-12-21 09:04:03 PM
Equilibrist: Port Jeff girls swallow. At least until the vows are complete, Subby has first hand experience. Truth

Is that why they call it going down Port?
 
2011-12-21 09:06:28 PM
Churchy LaFemme: "ARE WE HAVIN' FUN YET??"

images.hitfix.com
 
2011-12-21 09:11:43 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2011-12-21 10:03:50 PM
A Danford's spokesperson confirmed that Goldsmith did not drink any beer during lunch (though Danfords does carry Dos Equis) and they believe he came by car, but "they are not sure what kind of car he was driving or why he was in town."


Dear God... after having to listen to all of that drooling and fapping through his entire lunch, I doubt he'll be returning to Port Jefferson anytime soon.
 
2011-12-21 10:04:02 PM
i40.tinypic.com
 
2011-12-21 10:24:40 PM
i2.photobucket.com
 
2011-12-21 10:42:34 PM
I see all those sayings as a cheap takeoff of the Chuck Norris sayings. I am disappoint.

But our local SAP team has a poster with his face on it, and it contains the words "I test all my changes in production".
//one for the IT geeks
 
2011-12-21 10:44:08 PM
The most interesting man in the world is a Jew? Happy Hanukkah you magnificent bastard.
 
2011-12-21 11:17:49 PM
His farts never smell, yet curiously when lit erupt in a light bright as a thousand suns.
Never leave him alone with prepubescent children -- trust me on this.
His idea of infidelity is looking away from the mirror in the morning.
He scored 1250 on his SATs, yet curiously he never took them.
 
2011-12-21 11:25:22 PM
I like the take off done by the Puss in The Boots commercial.... cat with a mug in front of him and surrounded by a couple of female cats and the cat (Antonio Banderas) says, "Stay furry my friends". Golden.
 
2011-12-21 11:41:46 PM
i will drink a dos equis every once in awhile. was drinking nothing but bud light for awhile but after i got introduced to mickey's, red stripe, and heinakins(sic) i can't drink that store stuff. especially since here in Oklahoma, the other beers i mentioned i can only find in the liquor stores (high point woot) however i can't afford to buy them all the time.

/and what's even worse is Riverwind Casino is running ads featuring some guy using this same spiel about how he seldom gambles but when he does he goes to Riverwind.
 
2011-12-21 11:49:32 PM
The Most Interesting Cat in the World... pops like a dough boy.Link (new window)

BTW, parody is protected speech. Any public figure or product can be parodied without harm. IMHO, this would only increase the Most Interesting Man franchise anyway.
 
2011-12-22 12:05:54 AM
i_dig_chicks: The most interesting man in the world is a Jew? Happy Hanukkah you magnificent bastard.

He once kept the temple's lamp lit for 8 nights with 1 night's worth of oil.
 
2011-12-22 12:39:09 AM
182: The Most Interesting Man in the World once shat a 5'4" 165 lb turd....he called it Keith Stone.

How many Courics is that?
 
2011-12-22 01:02:32 AM
Wait, Cheesy Beards?

Taste my pirate patty!
 
2011-12-22 01:55:54 AM
jimmyjackfunk: i will drink a dos equis every once in awhile. was drinking nothing but bud light for awhile but after i got introduced to mickey's, red stripe, and heinakins(sic) i can't drink that store stuff. especially since here in Oklahoma, the other beers i mentioned i can only find in the liquor stores (high point woot) however i can't afford to buy them all the time.

/and what's even worse is Riverwind Casino is running ads featuring some guy using this same spiel about how he seldom gambles but when he does he goes to Riverwind.


That was an awesome story! It was especially interesting how you shared with us what mass-produced lagers you drink. Welcome to my favorites.
 
2011-12-22 02:24:58 AM
182: The Most Interesting Man in the World once shat a 5'4" 165 lb turd....he called it Keith Stone.

And he healed it down the drain.
 
2011-12-22 09:01:57 AM
Wasn't he in Die hard 2?
 
2011-12-22 10:15:25 AM
Based on the pic in the story - they do a LOT of photoshopping of his wrinkles in the ads.
 
2011-12-22 03:55:21 PM
Aye Carumba: i_dig_chicks: The most interesting man in the world is a Jew? Happy Hanukkah you magnificent bastard.

He once kept the temple's lamp lit for 8 nights with 1 night's worth of oil.


When he spins the dreidel, it starts a new dance craze.
 
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