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(WTKR)   A Navy tradition caught up with the repeal of 'Don't Ask Don't Tell' today when two women sailors became the first to share the coveted "first kiss" on the dock after one of them returned from 80 days at sea   (wtkr.com) divider line 488
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2011-12-21 07:42:29 PM  

MythDragon: [i572.photobucket.com image 600x750]

There is absolutely nothing wrong with lesbians...as long as they are hawt.
/and perhaps a little bi-curious...


I came into say something about those two women kissing and then I saw this and now and I dunno anymore.

/Seriously, good for you Navy. And God bless you both!
 
2011-12-21 07:43:16 PM  
Why people want to go all "gender lawyer" over this in internet threads?

/Hint: It's why people don't like you.
 
2011-12-21 07:43:37 PM  

kvinesknows: yeah...how many homosexual males and ugly homosexual women on the boat and they choose the one homosexual HOT female who just happens to have a HOT girlfriend for the first kiss

uhuh.. like they aint trying to manipulate public opinion


Well nobody wants to see these guys swapping spit:

content2.myyearbook.com

It could undermine public confidence
 
2011-12-21 07:44:53 PM  

mbillips: Straight/bi-ish women who think vaginas are disgusting are suffering from self-loathing chick syndrome.



Back in the early 90s, I was a dating a Polish immigrant cougar (42 to my 24). She was very repressed, thought her cooz was ugly, wouldn't let me go down on her, had only had one orgasm in her life from a guy she dated in between her two marriages, et cet. Anyway, after persuading her to let me feast at the Y and seeing that I clearly knew what I was doing, I managed to convince her to let me shave her. The first thing she said upon seeing it was, "Oh, Soda,* you were right! My pssie is pretty!"

*Yes, she called me by my surname. It was good enough for Quincy's wife & girlfriends. Dum ... Da da da dum duummmmm.
 
2011-12-21 07:54:42 PM  
MythDragon - See, with a name like "privatecaboose" it sounds like you are a dude who is very into planting his privates into cabooses. My mistake.

/How can you be scared of something you have? Are you like, taking a shower, start to wash at the split, look down and go "AAAAAW! Holy shiat! Is that thing still there? For the love of God, Why hasn't it healed yet?
//Though to be honest, I am kinda scared of things that bleed for 5 days and don't die.


Wow, way to knock guys back to the 1940's.
 
2011-12-21 07:57:40 PM  

Zulu_as_Kono: It would be a really nice picture without all that crap in the back.


i.imgur.com
 
2011-12-21 07:58:02 PM  

hasty ambush: kvinesknows: yeah...how many homosexual males and ugly homosexual women on the boat and they choose the one homosexual HOT female who just happens to have a HOT girlfriend for the first kiss

uhuh.. like they aint trying to manipulate public opinion

Well nobody wants to see these guys swapping spit:

[content2.myyearbook.com image 300x280]

It could undermine public confidence


Considering the amount of military themed gay porn, I'm thinking that you're wrong about that.
 
2011-12-21 08:00:10 PM  
I enjoy fapping watching them, so this should be allowed.
 
2011-12-21 08:02:18 PM  
If we're going to bring out the "woo hot lesbians, ew not hot gays" paradigm...

i75.photobucket.com
/cheapshot
//only sometimes true
 
2011-12-21 08:06:36 PM  

minnkat: Zulu_as_Kono: It would be a really nice picture without all that crap in the back.

[i.imgur.com image 600x385]


You realize that by 'shooping out the shore power cables, potable water and steam lines you have effectively canceled liberty call for all of engineering dept.

My you die screaming beneath an avalanche of burning diapers.
Twice.
 
2011-12-21 08:13:08 PM  

theknuckler_33: jst3p: theknuckler_33: Knara: Heading over to Freep to see what the reaction is, back later.

Start on page 2.. I already posted a few of my favs from page 1 (new window).

Never actually been there before, where do I find the goods?

Here's the main thread (^) for this story.


Holy mother...

Never been to freep before now. Trying to convince myself the comments are satire.

/they aren't
//facepalm
 
2011-12-21 08:13:14 PM  

whidbey: No sh*t. The greatest civil rights announcement in 46 years and the best y'all can come up with is "that's hot I luv watching hot lesbians that turns me on hederpderpderpderpderp..."


2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2011-12-21 08:14:19 PM  

Two Hearted: I have a mat around my ass that could house a family of swallows.



Well, then.
 
2011-12-21 08:21:40 PM  

hasty ambush: whidbey: No sh*t. The greatest civil rights announcement in 46 years and the best y'all can come up with is "that's hot I luv watching hot lesbians that turns me on hederpderpderpderpderp..."

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 580x578]


I'll remember that next time you have a cow about global warming or something the Democrats did that's so awful you have to post a wall of text about it...;-p
 
2011-12-21 08:24:03 PM  

MythDragon: PrivateCaboose: MythDragon: PrivateCaboose: Sorry, I'm into dudes. Vaginas scare me

You know they can't actualy bite, right? You outta try sticking a penis in one sometime, It's kinda like a softer, pre-lubed butthole.

/and you don't get shiat on your pecker.
//unless you are really well hung.

I don't have a pecker on which to get shiat.

Oh, well then, carry on.

See, with a name like "privatecaboose" it sounds like you are a dude who is very into planting his privates into cabooses. My mistake.

/How can you be scared of something you have? Are you like, taking a shower, start to wash at the split, look down and go "AAAAAW! Holy shiat! Is that thing still there? For the love of God, Why hasn't it healed yet?
//Though to be honest, I am kinda scared of things that bleed for 5 days and don't die.


You are 12.
 
2011-12-21 08:32:01 PM  
The only way that could have been better was if one of them was Catherine Bell.

/And if the video was about 20 minutes longer.
//Maybe with more kissing. some undressing. some naughty, naughty fingers going places south of the border until it's time to see if she's got a landing strip on that aircraft carrier of hers.
 
2011-12-21 08:37:45 PM  
Love is pretty, and I like to see it.
 
2011-12-21 08:40:22 PM  

Oznog: Just as a contrasting dissonance:

[i2.crtcdn1.net image 400x300]

They EAT DA POO POO!!


This isn't a reference to the link by the article article "Man Dies After Eating Ounce of Cocaine Out Of Brother's Butt" is it?
 
2011-12-21 08:40:47 PM  

elchip: Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?


Holy fark that girl is hot. Especially when she plays tough girls...

/I really want that to be typecasting
//There is just nothing good to fap to if you're into girls, all the girl characters in action movies are so wussy you can't get off
 
2011-12-21 08:41:31 PM  

hasty ambush: kvinesknows: yeah...how many homosexual males and ugly homosexual women on the boat and they choose the one homosexual HOT female who just happens to have a HOT girlfriend for the first kiss

uhuh.. like they aint trying to manipulate public opinion

Well nobody wants to see these guys swapping spit:

[content2.myyearbook.com image 300x280]

It could undermine public confidence


Ummm...excuse me...not to disagree or anything...but I DO!
 
2011-12-21 08:41:51 PM  

ggecko: How has this not been posted yet???


[www.onthesetofnewyork.com image 565x229]


NO SHIAT!

First thing that leapt to mind ...
 
2011-12-21 08:42:05 PM  

zabadu: HotIgneous Intruder: zabadu: I'll be more exciting when this stuff stops being "news".
They're a couple. Get over it already. All this "that's hot" bullshiat. It's two people who love each other, period. Get over being sexually turned on by it.

Yes. Because there can be no sex associated with love.

/derp?
//derpity derp?

What you fail to understand is that by turning everything into "what turns a man on" takes away from their rights as a loving couple. They don't care that they turn you on any more than two men kissing cares.

Are you turned on by a hetero couple kissing at the airport to?


Yes.
 
2011-12-21 08:45:28 PM  
Needed more tongue.

/and for it to be two guys
//and for them to be marines
 
2011-12-21 08:48:47 PM  
I am a happily married lady, but also very supportive of love in any form.

...

ok i also think two girly girls making out is super hot.

Yay love!

Also, yay cute girls kissing!
 
2011-12-21 09:06:20 PM  
You'd make even more of a connection if you hugged her, too. Now, rub her back. Okay, that's good. Yeah, yeah, comfort her. Oh, oh, yeah, you like that, don't you? No, it's, it's okay, it's okay to like it. It's very natural.

Okay, good. good. now, smell her a little.
 
2011-12-21 09:08:01 PM  
Progress!
 
2011-12-21 09:08:43 PM  

zabadu: HotIgneous Intruder: zabadu: I'll be more exciting when this stuff stops being "news".
They're a couple. Get over it already. All this "that's hot" bullshiat. It's two people who love each other, period. Get over being sexually turned on by it.

Yes. Because there can be no sex associated with love.

/derp?
//derpity derp?

What you fail to understand is that by turning everything into "what turns a man on" takes away from their rights as a loving couple. They don't care that they turn you on any more than two men kissing cares.

Are you turned on by a hetero couple kissing at the airport to?


Newsflash: human beings touching each other in public places can occasionally turn on other human beings. Film at 11, retard.
 
2011-12-21 09:12:24 PM  
This thread is better than I expected. Some sulky BS from the rightist peanut gallery but mostly nobody actually attacking the women themselves or their rights.
 
2011-12-21 09:13:23 PM  

PsiChick: elchip: Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?

Holy fark that girl is hot. Especially when she plays tough girls...

/I really want that to be typecasting
//There is just nothing good to fap to if you're into girls, all the girl characters in action movies are so wussy you can't get off



Michelle Rodriguez.... in a tank top, with a pistol... preferably dirty.
 
2011-12-21 09:17:23 PM  
Came all the way down to page 8 almost 9 to say that those two are hot. Way to go Navy!!
 
2011-12-21 09:18:07 PM  

mongbiohazard: PsiChick: elchip: Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?

Holy fark that girl is hot. Especially when she plays tough girls...

/I really want that to be typecasting
//There is just nothing good to fap to if you're into girls, all the girl characters in action movies are so wussy you can't get off


Michelle Rodriguez.... in a tank top, with a pistol... preferably dirty kicking ass.


I think we can agree upon that fantasy. :p
 
2011-12-21 09:23:00 PM  
www.clusterfake.net
 
2011-12-21 09:23:11 PM  
Look at the sailor in the background.

He's scoping on the civilian girl and then whirls around when he sees something he thinks he wasn't supposed to see.

Don't ask, don't tell, don't gawk.
 
DAR [TotalFark]
2011-12-21 09:24:22 PM  
welcome back shipmate, glad to see your girl on the pier waiting for you but you could have saved your money on the first kiss raffle since as a FC2 weapons puke your one of the first off the ship for liberty call anyway.....while the rest of us are hooking up land lines, shore power and CHT hoses .......not that I'm still bitter about that after all these years :-) .......anyway it's always good to see a loved ones on the pier when you hit home port.......k/dar
 
2011-12-21 09:30:54 PM  
Awesome. Now let's keep moving forward with the most pressing civil rights issue of our time. Hopefully we can get marriage legalized for all loving couples within the next 4+ years.
 
2011-12-21 09:32:04 PM  

RastaKins: Look at the sailor in the background.

He's scoping on the civilian girl and then whirls around when he sees something he thinks he wasn't supposed to see.

Don't ask, don't tell, don't gawk.


Except she's not a civilian.
 
2011-12-21 09:34:37 PM  
The rest of the crew happily returned to their bunks for a little while before disembarking.
 
2011-12-21 09:36:38 PM  

tortilla burger: HotIgneous Intruder: There's going to be some extensive tribbing tonight in the petty officers' crib.

Also an extensive carpet-bombing munching campaign


FTFY
 
2011-12-21 09:42:05 PM  

serial_crusher: One Bad Apple: It won't be TRUE equality until the returning from sea lesbian sailor arrives on the pier after a 6 month deployment and is greeted by her 3 months pregnant girlfriend/wife.

I don't see why lesbians would do the artificial insemination thing instead of just adopting. I don't really get why straight couples do it either, but it makes half as much sense for lesbians. Only argument for it is that you're an egomaniac or racist who wants you kids to be genetically similar to you, but in a lesbian relationship, only one of the parents gets to make that claim.


For starters it is hard to find agencies willing to work with gay couples and I believe some states still have bans on same sex adoption. Also adoption is not as easy as "walk into orphanage, pick babby out" anymore. Besides very detailed, expensive and grueling homestudies, adopting a healthy child is also can take several years on a waiting list. More mothers are choosing open adoptions when placing their children, which I don't have a problem with, but some people don't want to deal with a second set of parents in the kid's life. Also the mother may decide to back out at last minute. I had a friend who placed her baby up for adoption and after the baby was gone it really did do a number on her mentally. She didn't go back on the adoption but after watching what she went through I can kinda understand why some of the mother's may change their minds.

International adoption has tons of issues too. It is even more expensive than domestic adoption. China is dealing with young children being kidnapped to be sold to adoption brokers that cater to foreigner. Some of the children available for adoption may have had mother's with known mental/health issues or drinking/drug problems that the government of these nations are now trying to pawn off on foreigners. I have had three people in my life adopt overseas, one has a kid with FAS and another one they don't know what's wrong with the kid, major health problems. I know anecdotal evidence is anecdotal but it does show the where some people fears of international adoption stem from. I'm not planning on having children but I've watched enough people in my life go down the adoption, in-vitro, and artificial insemination to understand that things are not as black and white as people like to make it when it comes to a decision like that.
 
2011-12-21 09:48:33 PM  

PrivateCaboose: Two women kissing is gross. Two men kissing is HAWT.

[www.beyond-the-pale.co.uk image 413x517]


And when a scene like this is on the news, that's news. Not this. This plays to the status quo.

============================================================

kvinesknows: yeah...how many homosexual males and ugly homosexual women on the boat and they choose the one homosexual HOT female who just happens to have a HOT girlfriend for the first kiss

uhuh.. like they aint trying to manipulate public opinion


This thread proves your point. The reaction to Private Caboose's choice of illustration proves your point. This was planned PR, pure and simple. It's the military. How soon folks forget the PR bullshiat surrounding Jessica Lynch.
 
2011-12-21 09:53:08 PM  

MythDragon: [i572.photobucket.com image 600x750]

There is absolutely nothing wrong with lesbians...as long as they are hawt.
/and perhaps a little bi-curious...


+1
 
2011-12-21 09:53:36 PM  

whidbey: No sh*t. The greatest civil rights announcement in 46 years and the best y'all can come up with is "that's hot I luv watching hot lesbians that turns me on hederpderpderpderpderp..."


You'll get over it. gays in the military is a much smaller deal than other civil rights issues in the past, anyways, including states honoring gay marriage.
 
2011-12-21 09:58:12 PM  
There's something very sweet about that, in an "awww" sense.
Good for them.
 
2011-12-21 10:03:52 PM  
I salute you gays in the military. Equal rights for everyone is (unfortunately still) one of the things you're fighting for.

Keep making the world safe for hot lesbian kissing!

You give hope to our allies fighting the good fight in China!

www.magicmoviemachine.com

Also...

NSFW Lesbian kiss on the lips
 
2011-12-21 10:08:54 PM  
Sweet Jesus, that just gave me an instant boner.
 
2011-12-21 10:14:20 PM  

zabadu: I'll be more exciting when this stuff stops being "news".
They're a couple. Get over it already. All this "that's hot" bullshiat. It's two people who love each other, period. Get over being sexually turned on by it.


Having been madly in love once, that IS hot.
 
2011-12-21 10:16:00 PM  

One Bad Apple: minnkat: Zulu_as_Kono: It would be a really nice picture without all that crap in the back.

[i.imgur.com image 600x385]

You realize that by 'shooping out the shore power cables, potable water and steam lines you have effectively canceled liberty call for all of engineering dept.

My you die screaming beneath an avalanche of burning diapers.
Twice.


internetfistbump.jpg

Of course, any true sailor knows that engineering doesn't actually get liberty. I won a 72 hour special liberty at a command party. When I went up to get it from the CO, the CHENG shouts out "when do you plan on using that, HT1?". Good times!
 
2011-12-21 10:17:38 PM  

kvinesknows: yeah...how many homosexual males and ugly homosexual women on the boat and they choose the one homosexual HOT female who just happens to have a HOT girlfriend for the first kiss

uhuh.. like they aint trying to manipulate public opinion


I'm quite alright with them selling it until it becomes normal.
 
2011-12-21 10:22:40 PM  
Not my lips, not my concern.
 
2011-12-21 10:26:10 PM  
ExperianScaresCthulhu: This was planned PR, pure and simple. I

A size 14 boot going up your ass could also be military PR too
 
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