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(Atlanta Journal Constitution) PSA If you happen to find a winning Powerball ticket from June 29, the Georgia Lottery would like a word with you by next Tuesday   (ajc.com) divider line 32
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2011-12-21 04:58:40 PM
What would you do if you won a $77 million lottery jackpot? What would you do if you didn't discover that you had the winning ticket until AFTER the deadline for claiming the prize?

Wouldn't know. I never check expired tickets, it would be a silly thing to do.
 
2011-12-21 05:07:47 PM
Oh, if any Farkers find that lost ticket, it's mine. I dropped it by accident. If you want me to prove that it's mine, I'd be happy to tell you what numbers were on it.
 
2011-12-21 05:08:19 PM
Nobody is posting on this thread, must be checking all their lottery tickets
 
2011-12-21 05:08:33 PM
Actually, they don't want to hear from you, because they can keep the money if it's not claimed.
 
2011-12-21 05:09:17 PM
If history is to be believed, the wisest thing to do might be to let it just expire.
 
2011-12-21 05:09:21 PM
Some laundry machine is going to be filthy rich.
 
2011-12-21 05:11:32 PM
How farking stupid do you have to be to purchase a ticket and not even bother to check it, especially after they announce that someone won it?
 
2011-12-21 05:11:33 PM
I put it in a Salvation Army kettle, it's up to them to claim it.
 
2011-12-21 05:16:11 PM
See you next tuesday!
 
2011-12-21 05:20:21 PM
That was mine. I threw it out. Who wants to piss around with a piddlin' little 77 million? I'm holding out for the big bucks.
 
2011-12-21 05:20:40 PM
If they don't want the money, i'll take it!
 
2011-12-21 05:23:23 PM
Coriantumr: If history is to be believed, the wisest thing to do might be to let it just expire.

I'd get my bills paid off, Mrs. Smurf and I would regain custody of our kids, build a decent sized house, a huge barn and become assisted living home developers. After a couple of years I'd start my own distillery, breeder cattle ranch and start making custom supercars similar in concept to the Arial Atom.

All the booze I'd be making would be with keeping in mind that the ultimate Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster is obtainable if only somebody would take the time to make it happen.
 
2011-12-21 05:30:29 PM
Another Clarence Jackson. Some people are just to dumb to win the lottery - I should get their money.
 
2011-12-21 05:32:46 PM
Smeggy Smurf: Coriantumr: If history is to be believed, the wisest thing to do might be to let it just expire.

I'd get my bills paid off, Mrs. Smurf and I would regain custody of our kids, build a decent sized house, a huge barn and become assisted living home developers. After a couple of years I'd start my own distillery, breeder cattle ranch and start making custom supercars similar in concept to the Arial Atom.

All the booze I'd be making would be with keeping in mind that the ultimate Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster is obtainable if only somebody would take the time to make it happen.


And if I win, I'll give you enough money to make sure Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters can happen. I'll need enough of it to make sure I'm a weekly Fark headline, delivered no later than the 2nd Tuesday of every month.
 
2011-12-21 05:34:24 PM
It's like a black fly in your chardonnay...
 
2011-12-21 05:35:10 PM
FTA: "The winner can claim at the Georgia Lottery kiosks at Hartsfield-Jackson International Airport, located in the baggage claim areas of the North and South terminals," Reddick said.

I'm I the only one that thinks this sounds a little skeezy?

"Yeah, you can claim your winnings at the airport by the baggage claim. Just ask for Joe 'the hit' Peretti, he'll make sure you get what's coming to you..."
 
2011-12-21 05:37:06 PM
scottydoesntknow: How farking stupid do you have to be to purchase a ticket and not even bother to check it, especially after they announce that someone won it?

Sometimes I'll buy a lottery ticket if I see the jackpot is like, 100 million bucks or something silly, and there isn't a line to get one. Since I rarely play the lottery, I'll almost always forget about it within an hour. So unless I happen to find the ticket in my pants or whatever when doing laundry, i'll never check it.

Now, the place that sells the winning tickets usually make the news around here, and you could bet that if I saw the place I know i bought my ticket at was the place that sold the winner, I'd quickly remember buying one and would promptly tear my house apart looking for it.

But I'm sure I've tossed out a ticket or two for small prizes because I never remembered to check if I won or not.
 
2011-12-21 05:37:11 PM
Hopes someone finds her lost Powerball ticket.
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2011-12-21 05:39:51 PM
Coriantumr: If history is to be believed, the wisest thing to do might be to let it just expire.

The majority of large lottery winners do just fine. We only hear about the farkups, because that's what makes the news.

[citation needed]
SmartMoney.com

"According to Chelmsford wealth counselor Szifra Birke, nearly one third of lottery winners encounter financial trouble or bankruptcy within five years of winning."
Apparently, 2/3 don't.

Dig farther, and the sensationalist stories are just that...sensationalist. Yes, Jack Whittaker ($300+ million) was an idiot. And so are many others. But most? Not even close.
 
2011-12-21 05:52:18 PM
LineNoise: scottydoesntknow: How farking stupid do you have to be to purchase a ticket and not even bother to check it, especially after they announce that someone won it?

Sometimes I'll buy a lottery ticket if I see the jackpot is like, 100 million bucks or something silly, and there isn't a line to get one. Since I rarely play the lottery, I'll almost always forget about it within an hour. So unless I happen to find the ticket in my pants or whatever when doing laundry, i'll never check it.

Now, the place that sells the winning tickets usually make the news around here, and you could bet that if I saw the place I know i bought my ticket at was the place that sold the winner, I'd quickly remember buying one and would promptly tear my house apart looking for it.

But I'm sure I've tossed out a ticket or two for small prizes because I never remembered to check if I won or not.


Hey man, me too. I buy only if it's more than 100 million (simply because I know after taxes I could still live my life extremely comfortably on that), but I'll be damned if I don't hear that someone in Houston won it and check that ticket.

I've thrown out raffle tickets and that sort of stuff, but $100+ million?!
 
2011-12-21 06:24:00 PM
Coriantumr: If history is to be believed, the wisest thing to do might be to let it just expire.

wise, wise words. where'd i put my Monkey's Paw?
 
2011-12-21 06:50:29 PM
I have the winning ticket. Just holding it until the last second, for the lulz.
 
2011-12-21 06:51:51 PM
'Honey!!!!! I won the Powerball!!!!! Pack Your Bags!!!!!!'

'Oh, that's fantastic, where are we going?'

'We? We aren't going anywhere, you're leaving!!!'
 
2011-12-21 06:58:40 PM
Lt. Cheese Weasel: I have the winning ticket. Just holding it until the last second, for the lulz.

Claim it Tuesday, like the headline says.
 
2011-12-21 07:19:15 PM
Lt. Cheese Weasel: I have the winning ticket. Just holding it until the last second, for the lulz.

Actually, I've decided when I win the big one, I'll wait for a major news story to overshadow it before I claim. The lack of headaches will more than make up for any potential lost interest income.
 
2011-12-21 07:59:23 PM
Bad at math and unlucky at life. Whodathunkit?
 
2011-12-21 08:10:31 PM
Uhhh ticket...what ticket??

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2011-12-21 08:15:56 PM
Nexzus: Lt. Cheese Weasel: I have the winning ticket. Just holding it until the last second, for the lulz.

Actually, I've decided when I win the big one, I'll wait for a major news story to overshadow it before I claim. The lack of headaches will more than make up for any potential lost interest income.


Exactly. I'd want zero exposure. I'd show up to the lottery office in a gorilla suit. Then you can kiss my sweet ass goodbye.
 
2011-12-21 08:36:35 PM
Let's run the numbers here.

A $77 million jackpot, if taken as a 1-time annuity is 50% of the amount (approx). ..
So that's down to $38.5.

Less 35% federal tax = $25 mil.

Less state/local (15% for me) = $21 mil.

That's not even worth it...
 
2011-12-21 08:37:57 PM
My middle name is spelled out on my driver's license and Social Security card, and it is at least as easily a surname as a forename, so I would make like its a Hispanic thing and only use my forename and middle name on the lottery commission's paperwork. Set up a bank account or investment account that way, and the cheque will clear fine (even better if it can be done by direct deposit). That is, the world knows me as Hop S. Soda, and the lottery commission's press release and TV news would have Hop Scotch whom no one knows. I'd have a wig and facial hair, wear glasses and look up half-way between the camera and lights to maximize reflection.
 
2011-12-21 09:19:12 PM
Lt. Cheese Weasel: 'Honey!!!!! I won the Powerball!!!!! Pack Your Bags!!!!!!'

'Oh, that's fantastic, where are we going?'

'We? We aren't going anywhere, you're leaving!!!'



LOL!

The divorce will be finalized on Friday, and the prize will be claimed on Monday.
 
2011-12-21 10:20:04 PM
AeAe: Let's run the numbers here.

A $77 million jackpot, if taken as a 1-time annuity is 50% of the amount (approx). ..
So that's down to $38.5.

Less 35% federal tax = $25 mil.

Less state/local (15% for me) = $21 mil.

That's not even worth it...


Pfft, I'd be too embarassed to tell my yacht club buddies I won some piddly 20 mill. That's like bragging about banging my thai housemaid/sex slave/semen dumpster.
 
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