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(CNN)   Kim Jong Un issues first order as president. I bet it was for a banana split   (cnn.com) divider line 134
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2011-12-21 01:32:04 PM
He just reminds me of the spoiled child you see in a toy store demanding that he gets his way and starts crying if he doesn't. Except in Kim Jung Un's case, if he doesn't get what he wants someone gets sent to the gulag.

Although you have to wonder what its like growing up being percieved and treated like a god. Blowjobs at your every whim etc etc

Its too bad the military has to actually turn him into a puppet in order to keep the "stability" of the regime in place. I would love to him be made an example of
 
2011-12-21 02:09:40 PM
He likes to clap.
 
2011-12-21 02:14:13 PM
www.mrbrown.com
 
2011-12-21 02:57:49 PM
Has his face been shooped onto that McDonald's kid yet? Just wondering.
 
2011-12-21 03:06:18 PM
http://www.fark.com/comments/6835043/Kim-Jong-Un-issues-first-order-as -president-I-bet-it-was-for-a-banana-split#b

Was it these guys?

profile.ak.fbcdn.net

/Image swiped.
 
2011-12-21 03:08:50 PM
"He had a noble wish," the KCNA report said. "It was to bring the greatest happiness and honor to the people even if he had plucked a star from the sky and grown flowers even on a rock."

How moving.
 
2011-12-21 03:44:52 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2011-12-21 03:58:55 PM
He's the Korean version of Augustus Gloop.

/Go ahead and drink that liquid chocolate, kid.
 
2011-12-21 04:00:36 PM
He looks like a pear shaped loser.
 
2011-12-21 04:02:22 PM

The_Sponge: He's the Korean version of Augustus Gloop.

/Go ahead and drink that liquid chocolate, kid.


He looks like a PIXAR character.
 
2011-12-21 04:02:33 PM
Eat AROUND the banana, kid...it's just empty vitamins.
 
2011-12-21 04:03:56 PM
A banana split? He should have ordered a triple-chocolate sundae! HE IS INSANE!!
 
2011-12-21 04:04:17 PM

muck4doo: "He had a noble wish," the KCNA report said. "It was to bring the greatest happiness and honor to the people even if he had plucked a star from the sky and grown flowers even on a rock."

How moving.


www.saffronmarigold.com

Fitting this time of year...
 
2011-12-21 04:04:49 PM
Someone needs to photoshop this kid in north korean attire

nikkeiview.com
 
2011-12-21 04:09:26 PM
i39.tinypic.com
 
2011-12-21 04:09:29 PM
He looks like the fat kid from Story of Ricky.
 
2011-12-21 04:09:50 PM
Kim Jung Un not ill?
 
2011-12-21 04:10:18 PM

Sanduskyed In The Shower: Although you have to wonder what its like growing up being percieved and treated like a god. Blowjobs at your every whim etc etc


assets.sbnation.com
 
2011-12-21 04:12:50 PM
images.wikia.com
 
2011-12-21 04:13:10 PM
The_Sponge: "He's the Korean version of Augustus Gloop."

I was gonna say Francis Buxton from Pee Wee's Big Adventure.

"Today's my birthday and my father says I can have anything I want."
 
2011-12-21 04:17:06 PM
This kid's going to get eaten alive. Probably by his starving citizenry.
 
2011-12-21 04:17:36 PM
Fingers crossed...this could be a great opportunity for our State Department. Should that be capitalized?


Also, "Whatever you say, Bucks...Ton! Nyah-ha-ha-ha."
 
2011-12-21 04:19:13 PM
i238.photobucket.com

Q&D
 
2011-12-21 04:20:00 PM
That whole family needs to be made an example of. You know, like Louis XVI and what'sherface, or the Romanovs. A military junta might actually be an improvement as leaders (assuming they're not the ones actually running things already).

And yeah, he's fat. How old is he? Because he's got the body of a 55-year-old man.
 
2011-12-21 04:20:48 PM

ringersol: The_Sponge: "He's the Korean version of Augustus Gloop."

I was gonna say Francis Buxton from Pee Wee's Big Adventure.

"Today's my birthday and my father says I can have anything I want."



Ha! BTW, the same actor played John Wayne Gacy in some other movie.

/Creepy as fark.
 
2011-12-21 04:23:53 PM

Smelly Pirate Hooker: That whole family needs to be made an example of.



Picture this:

There's a revolution, and he's roasting on a spit with an apple in his mouth....enough meat to feed thousands of North Koreans.
 
2011-12-21 04:24:20 PM

tinyarena: The_Sponge: He's the Korean version of Augustus Gloop.

/Go ahead and drink that liquid chocolate, kid.

He looks like a PIXAR character.


"can I help you cross the street?" "No." "can I... help you cross your yard?"

/so what you are saying is Un starred in UP?
 
2011-12-21 04:28:12 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2011-12-21 04:30:37 PM
You really think he is in charge of anything? he is just a figurehead.
 
2011-12-21 04:32:09 PM
Let us be honest, who among us wouldn't aspire to his position and girth?
 
2011-12-21 04:33:11 PM

Sanduskyed In The Shower:
Although you have to wonder what its like growing up being percieved and treated like a god. Blowjobs at your every whim etc etc


From the outside it would appear that he is physically unfit, likely mentally immature, inexperienced, unexposed, egotistical and ignorant of reality. And probably dead soon.

You can have it.
 
2011-12-21 04:36:26 PM
Oblig

Link (new window)
 
2011-12-21 04:36:46 PM

Jake Havechek: He looks like a pear shaped loser.


Let's throw all his stuff into the Yellow Sea!
 
2011-12-21 04:38:08 PM
Must....................

Have...................

Best Korea's.......


NOMS NOMS NOMS
 
2011-12-21 04:39:31 PM
i1114.photobucket.com

/something I made for a previous thread
//still looks like shiat
 
2011-12-21 04:42:59 PM

tinyarena: The_Sponge: He's the Korean version of Augustus Gloop.

/Go ahead and drink that liquid chocolate, kid.

He looks like a PIXAR character.


Hahahaha.

/waiting for the Kim Jong Un(likely) headlines
 
2011-12-21 04:44:59 PM
A bananna split and a bag of pork rinds
 
2011-12-21 04:45:50 PM

Sanduskyed In The Shower: Someone needs to photoshop this kid in north korean attire

[nikkeiview.com image 283x302]


...Okay.

i42.tinypic.com
 
2011-12-21 04:47:38 PM

Und Becks: [i1114.photobucket.com image 350x460]

/something I made for a previous thread
//still looks like shiat


No, I think it works rather well.

/Even if I can tell by the pixels...
 
2011-12-21 04:48:45 PM

Smelly Pirate Hooker: And yeah, he's fat. How old is he? Because he's got the body of a 55-year-old man.


Um, excuse me? I have the body of a 55 year old man. The Un child is waaaaaay more out of shape than I am.

/and rounder, too
//then again, he has his own country*, so there's that

* such as it is
 
2011-12-21 04:51:10 PM

The_Sponge: Smelly Pirate Hooker: That whole family needs to be made an example of.


Picture this:

There's a revolution, and he's roasting on a spit with an apple in his mouth....enough meat to feed thousands of North Koreans.


Despots roasting on an open fire.
Army types being hung by a wire,
And then dressed up like burritos.

Everybody knows rebellion and and overthrow,
Help to make the season bright.
Hungry Norks with their eyes all aglow
Are going to get a feast tonight.
 
2011-12-21 04:53:21 PM
huh.. .I lost a line somehow... try that again:

Despots roasting on an open fire.
Kim Jongs basted head to toes.
Army types being hung by a wire,
And then dressed up like burritos.

Everybody knows rebellion and and overthrow,
Help to make the season bright.
Hungry Norks with their eyes all aglow
Are going to get a feast tonight.
 
2011-12-21 04:53:35 PM
Okay, so, North Korea, a country whose citizens are slowly starving to death from U.N. and NATO sanctions, is now being run by its fattest citizen.

I give nine months before the riots begin. Any takers?
 
2011-12-21 04:57:43 PM
can't wait for Kim Jong Un eating things site
 
2011-12-21 04:59:05 PM

Captain Steroid: Okay, so, North Korea, a country whose citizens are slowly starving to death from U.N. and NATO sanctions, is now being run by its fattest citizen.

I give nine months before the riots begin. Any takers?


Nope. Kim Jong Il was kind of portly, too, and nobody seemed to mind successfully riot about it. Also: NATO and U.N. sanctions might be aided by the dearth of modern (read: post-1920s) farming techniques.
 
2011-12-21 04:59:44 PM

Captain Steroid: I give nine months before the riots begin. Any takers?


No. KJI was none too skinny either.

And it can be explained away, by saying that the Dear Successor deserves to be well fed, so he can maintain the strength needed to lead his country into glory.
It is your fault, citizen, that you are not as well fed as him. Work harder, produce more, and you too can be chubby.
 
2011-12-21 05:01:30 PM
Captain Steroid [TotalFark] Add Favorite User Quote 2011-12-21 04:53:35 PM Ignore User
Okay, so, North Korea, a country whose citizens are slowly starving to death from U.N. and NATO sanctions, is now being run by its fattest citizen.

I give nine months before the riots begin. Any takers?



He's fat because he ate all his competition.
 
2011-12-21 05:03:14 PM

que.guero: Captain Steroid [TotalFark] Add Favorite User Quote 2011-12-21 04:53:35 PM Ignore User
Okay, so, North Korea, a country whose citizens are slowly starving to death from U.N. and NATO sanctions, is now being run by its fattest citizen.

I give nine months before the riots begin. Any takers?


He's fat because he ate all his competition.


yes, and now he has their powers and is not one to be trifled with.
 
2011-12-21 05:04:25 PM
Has anyone bothered to take a look at this:

KCNA Website (new window)

There is some good meme material in those links
 
2011-12-21 05:15:46 PM
Even if he lost the weight, he'd still be seriously unattractive..

I feel bad for all the girls who are "nicely asked" to share his bed :-(
 
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