A fetus?

An asshole fetus?

Benjamin Butthole?

Let me guess, despite the school being given 350 mil, tuition rates remained unchanged.

Byno: Benjamin Butthole?

You magnificent bastard.

Nick Spiceyweiner: Let me guess, despite the school being given 350 mil, tuition rates remained unchanged.

It's a directed gift towards establishing the new graduate campus for applied sciences in New York City. It goes into the capital budget, not the operational budget.

You may be interested to learn, though, that Cornell University is currently several years into a program to cap student loans in financial aid packages by replacing with need-based scholarships. These additional scholarships are funded in no small part by the generosity of people like Feeney.

/myself had over $10k of CU tuition paid for by grants from charitable donors.

Would an inverse Donald Trump be a Tribble with tiny human stuck to its forehead?

"Nearly every profile makes note of how unimpressed Feeney is with what his wealth can buy him, noting that he flies coach, wears a $15 watch, and doesn't own a house or a car."

Flies coach? He's a masochist of the highest order.

Would he be a success?

And seriously, if there were going to be a reality TV star and successful businessman hosting the Republican debate, why didn't they ask Simon Cowell?