rightwingnews.com - I can see this is going to be a laugh riot.

List fails without "Not intended to be a factual statement"

/though that was a press release, so maybe it doesn't count
//no Uz-beki-beki-beki-stan-stan either, wtf
///oh wait, "Right Wing News"

28) If we were real domestic terrorists, shoot, President Obama would be wanting to pal around with us, wouldn't he? - Sarah Palin

Now that's how you spin, spin, spin the bullshiat!

#1 was pretty good.

the rest are just basically variants of "derp"

1) For God and country - Geronimo, Geronimo, Geronimo. Geronimo. E.K.I.A. Enemy killed in action. - The radio transmission of the SEAL who shot Bin Laden.

How is that a political statement?

20) Within hours of a tragedy unfolding, journalists and pundits should not manufacture a blood libel that serves only to incite the very hatred and violence they purport to condemn. That is reprehensible. - Sarah Palin



fark man, they actually put that on the list.

and

19) If the tea party is so racist, how come when they have straw polls the black guy keeps winning? - Herman Cain

yeah, its called compensation Herman. Ever heard the term "token negro." You were the tool be used to prove that they were not racists becuase you were at least more black than Obama.

American right-wingers - a circle jerk inside an echo chamber, wrapped in a cum-stained flag.

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Allow me to summarize for those of you who don't want to click a RWN link:

"HURRRR LIBTARDS!! HURRRRRR!!!"

Here's my favorite quote of the day:

"I'll be dipped in shiat before I click on a goddamn link to RightWingNews. Go fark yourself."

~ Mr_Fabulous, et al

cubic_spleen: American right-wingers - a circle jerk inside an echo chamber, wrapped in a cum-stained flag.

This

I'm so tired of people who are proud of their ignorance.

BrotherThaddeus: 1) For God and country - Geronimo, Geronimo, Geronimo. Geronimo. E.K.I.A. Enemy killed in action. - The radio transmission of the SEAL who shot Bin Laden.

How is that a political statement?

It qualifies for rightwingnews.com because the SEAL shot Bin Laden, not President Obama, oh and but also the SEAL wouldn't have even known where to look for Bin Laden without Bush.

havocmike: #1 was pretty good.

the rest are just basically variants of "derp"

This. Also, your blog sucks.

imontheinternet: 39) Alternatively, suppose Qaddafi winds up hanging from a lamppost in his favorite party dress. If you're a Third World dictator, what lessons would you draw? Qaddafi was the thug who came in from the cold, the one who (in the wake of Saddam's fall) renounced his nuclear program and was supposedly rehabilitated in the chancelleries of the West. He was a strong partner in the war on terrorism, according to U.S. diplomats. And what did Washington do? They overthrew him anyway. - Mark Steyn

100% correct. Libya was an absolute international disaster. North Korea can do whatever it wants, while Qaddafi, who was more or less playing ball with the West after 9/11, gets overthrown and killed.

The message is clear - going nuclear makes you untouchable, while abandoning your nuclear program makes you a target a few years down the road.

Nonsense. We violate Pakistan's airspace daily, and send death squads into their cities with impunity.

imontheinternet: 39) Alternatively, suppose Qaddafi winds up hanging from a lamppost in his favorite party dress. If you're a Third World dictator, what lessons would you draw? Qaddafi was the thug who came in from the cold, the one who (in the wake of Saddam's fall) renounced his nuclear program and was supposedly rehabilitated in the chancelleries of the West. He was a strong partner in the war on terrorism, according to U.S. diplomats. And what did Washington do? They overthrew him anyway. - Mark Steyn

100% correct. Libya was an absolute international disaster. North Korea can do whatever it wants, while Qaddafi, who was more or less playing ball with the West after 9/11, gets overthrown and killed.

The message is clear - going nuclear makes you untouchable, while abandoning your nuclear program makes you a target a few years down the road.

It's amazing the love that the Right has discovered for Qaddafi and Bin Laden in the last few years.

Not only is this the first year they've done the best political quotes of 2011, but the other two years were the forty best, not fifty best. Farking Republicans.

imontheinternet: Mr_Fabulous: Nonsense. We violate Pakistan's airspace daily, and send death squads into their cities with impunity.

We also pay Pakistan billions of dollars each year, and nobody called for a war with Pakistan, even after bin Laden was found within walking distance of their version of West Point. Pakistani intelligence supports terrorists as much as it opposes them, and yet they've never been considered a legit target for "regime change." Why? Pakistan has nukes.

That may be a factor, but it isn't the only one. There simply isn't enough unrest to make it worth it. We'd have to move in with a ridiculous amount of force, then occupy it in such a fashion that Iraq and Afghanistan would be simple by comparison. It would also very likely trigger a world war, nukes or no nukes. Some countries you can get away with messing up, some you can't.

Beyond that, they want our aid money, and they're going to tolerate our regular violations of their space to keep getting it. It helps that they aren't particularly in control of the area we're operating in.

This is why I hate Fark's RSS feeds. DREW CURTIS! Get your drunk butt in here. I *never* would have clicked that link if I had seen the site name. :(

I predict in the near future right-wingers will use drug hysteria as a pretext to set up an international police apparatus.

NobleHam: Not only is this the first year they've done the best political quotes of 2011, but the other two years were the forty best, not fifty best. Farking Republicans.

Republicans are bad at math

"we love killing children" -- democrats
"we love killing everyone but children" -- republicans

imontheinternet: Obama was elected to stop fighting wars for oil. He dragged one out, then started a new one before the other was finished.

Did you... Did you just say Obama started the Lybian civil war? And for oil?

This is an amazing troll. Seriously, 10/10.

Gunther: Allow me to summarize for those of you who don't want to click a RWN link:

"HURRRR LIBTARDS!! HURRRRRR!!!"

I don't know. The ones from Bill Clinton, President Obama, Michael Moore and Mayer Nutter were all not too bad.

HeadLever: Mayer Mayor Nutter

Derp of the derp. the top derphundred records here on derptastic radio. All derp, all the time.

imontheinternet: True, the situation in Pakistan is complicated, but the original point from the quote stands. Iranian leaders look around the world and see Pakistan harboring bin Laden, North Korea firing missiles and provoking South Korea, and Qaddafi's Libya abandoning its nuclear program less than a decade ago. One of these three regimes is no longer in power.

Attacking countries that voluntarily gave up their nuclear ambitions makes it extremely difficult to negotiate with those who still have them.

Everyone is scared of the nuke, but the lack of one really didn't start the Libyan revolution. The American NK policy seems to have been "wait for the cancer-y guy to die, in the meantime make sure they don't all starve to death". Sure, NK does its yearly provocation and seems to get rewarded for it, but it was a dog and pony show to make a malignant narcissist who wasn't overly bright feel better about being short.

I do agree the Iranians want a nuclear weapon because it is a big get-out-of-jail-free card and a huge hammer to hold over a volatile region, but they have to also know there are other ways to skin a cat. Despite (or perhaps because of) Iran's theocracy, the biggest legitimate thing they have to fear is another religious nutbar attacking them, and a nuclear weapon (or any other WMDs) isn't going to be a deterent then.

I bet Ted Nugent has each of those quotes printed on T-shirts.

HeadLever: HeadLever: Mayer Mayor Busta Nutter

FTFY

Rightwing News? Well, I can now fully expect a fair selection from both sides of the aisle...

Any list that does not include

Newt Gingrich: 'Any Ad Which Quotes What I Said On Sunday Is A Falsehood'

is a loser!

imontheinternet: 39) Alternatively, suppose Qaddafi winds up hanging from a lamppost in his favorite party dress. If you're a Third World dictator, what lessons would you draw? Qaddafi was the thug who came in from the cold, the one who (in the wake of Saddam's fall) renounced his nuclear program and was supposedly rehabilitated in the chancelleries of the West. He was a strong partner in the war on terrorism, according to U.S. diplomats. And what did Washington do? They overthrew him anyway. - Mark Steyn

100% correct. Libya was an absolute international disaster. North Korea can do whatever it wants, while Qaddafi, who was more or less playing ball with the West after 9/11, gets overthrown and killed.

The message is clear - going nuclear being the protectorate of China makes you untouchable, while abandoning your nuclear program then violently putting down a peaceful revolution makes you a target a few years down the road.

FTFY

All2morrowsparTs: imontheinternet: 39) Alternatively, suppose Qaddafi winds up hanging from a lamppost in his favorite party dress. If you're a Third World dictator, what lessons would you draw? Qaddafi was the thug who came in from the cold, the one who (in the wake of Saddam's fall) renounced his nuclear program and was supposedly rehabilitated in the chancelleries of the West. He was a strong partner in the war on terrorism, according to U.S. diplomats. And what did Washington do? They overthrew him anyway. - Mark Steyn

100% correct. Libya was an absolute international disaster. North Korea can do whatever it wants, while Qaddafi, who was more or less playing ball with the West after 9/11, gets overthrown and killed.

The message is clear - going nuclear being the protectorate of China makes you untouchable, while abandoning your nuclear program then violently putting down a peaceful revolution makes you a target a few years down the road.

FTFY

That and being in artillery range of Seoul.

This makes me sad. There was a time when the Right Wing was witty, edgy, and urbane (see William F. Buckley). And, here we are in 2011, and this is the very best, the Right Wing bon mots?

havocmike: #1 was pretty good.

the rest are just basically variants of "derp"

26) Well, "The Washington post" three weeks ago had this investigation and they said that President Obama has now raised more money from Wall Street and the banks for this election cycle than all - than all eight Republicans combined. I don't want to say that, because if that's the truth, that Wall Street already has their man and his name is Barack Obama, then we've got a much bigger problem. - Michael Moore


derp!

Man, why do a lot of these quotations suck?

*scrolls to top*

"Right Wing News"