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(Foobies)   Sandra Bullock likes to play hide the sausage   (thelocal.de) divider line 31
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2011-12-21 10:31:36 AM  
Jessie James kicks himself in the ass every day.
 
2011-12-21 10:54:08 AM  
Fark needs a GIGGITY tag.
 
2011-12-21 10:55:46 AM  
This is how 12 Monkeys begins.
But I love Sandra Bullock.
What to do?
 
2011-12-21 10:56:18 AM  
I'd hide her sausage.

/ wait...
 
2011-12-21 11:01:06 AM  
i117.photobucket.com

It's sausage time!
 
2011-12-21 11:02:21 AM  
Well,she can play hide and seek with mine anytime.
 
2011-12-21 11:02:33 AM  
FTFA:

On the "Tonight Show" she declined to explain how she smuggles the sausage - whether through the mail on her person - but said she has a need for a very specific type of meat for her Christmastime spread.

Sproing!
 
2011-12-21 11:04:55 AM  
I'm not even reading the story. There's no way it's not gonna ruin the mental movie playing right now.
 
2011-12-21 11:06:55 AM  
celebritywonder.ugo.com

Join the club.
 
2011-12-21 11:08:35 AM  
I have some sausage she can smuggle In Her Person...

www.morethings.com
 
2011-12-21 12:12:03 PM  

Mildot: I have some sausage she can smuggle In Her Person...

[www.morethings.com image 450x296]


13 is my limit on schnitzengruben!

/not from Havana
 
2011-12-21 12:14:47 PM  
People please, she's not that hot.

/studman
//Rudd & Rogen
 
2011-12-21 12:19:06 PM  
I wonder if she'd be interested in smuggling some Canadian meat, 'cause I'm more than willing to donate some.
 
2011-12-21 12:24:40 PM  

GameSprocket: FTFA:

On the "Tonight Show" she declined to explain how she smuggles the sausage - whether through the mail on her person - but said she has a need for a very specific type of meat for her Christmastime spread.

Sproing!


Hellllllllllo, Nurse!
 
2011-12-21 12:27:54 PM  

animal900: People please, she's not that hot.

/studman
//Rudd & Rogen


She's "girl-next-door-cute" though
 
2011-12-21 12:30:49 PM  
Well dont admit it on national TV ya dummy
 
2011-12-21 12:33:12 PM  

ChrisDe: animal900: People please, she's not that hot.

/studman
//Rudd & Rogen

She's "girl-next-door-cute" though


She's pushing 50.

GILF-next-door perhaps.
 
2011-12-21 12:37:20 PM  

animal900: ChrisDe: animal900: People please, she's not that hot.

/studman
//Rudd & Rogen

She's "girl-next-door-cute" though

She's pushing 50.

GILF-next-door perhaps.


She's hotter at 47 than anyone I've seen in person in 2011. And I've been to Miami this year.
 
2011-12-21 12:43:03 PM  

animal900: ChrisDe: animal900: People please, she's not that hot.

/studman
//Rudd & Rogen

She's "girl-next-door-cute" though

She's pushing 50.

GILF-next-door perhaps.


{MotherOfGod}

Sandra in "Demolition Man" > Diane Lane in "Judge Dread"

/and I'd drink Diane Lane's bath water
 
2011-12-21 12:50:46 PM  

OtherLittleGuy:
{MotherOfGod}

Sandra in "Demolition Man" > Diane Lane in "Judge Dread"

/and I'd drink Diane Lane's bath water


Sandra Bullock was 29 when Demolition Man came out, and probably 27-28 when it was filmed. Helen Mirren was hot when she was younger as well, now she's a wrinkly sack of fading memories. What's your point?
 
2011-12-21 01:05:16 PM  

groppet: Well dont admit it on national TV ya dummy


Pretty much this. Been at Frankfurt am Main enough times to know that they don't take kindly to smuggling in or out of Germany.

Now we return you to our pre-rtfa thought process.

/mmmmm...
 
2011-12-21 01:17:28 PM  
Wait, has anyone said they would like her to hide their sausage yet?

Cause if not...

I've got a sausage she could hide! (nudge, nudge, wink wink)
 
2011-12-21 04:54:15 PM  
I don't care if she's 47, she's still really hot. Actually, I'd say she looks better in her 40's.
 
2011-12-21 05:14:11 PM  
That's 47? Lindsay Lohan looks older than her.
 
2011-12-21 05:14:23 PM  

PillsHere: I don't care if she's 47, she's still really hot. Actually, I'd say she looks better in her 40's.


More importantly, except for her piss-poor taste in "men"*, she seems like a decent, normal woman.

*I always feel like I want a species-change operation when disgusting, stupid, tasteless, moronic no-class sweaty redneck douchebags like Jesse James are considered desirable by women
 
2011-12-21 05:49:05 PM  
SOMEONE PLEASE TELL THE TSA SO THEY CAN ARREST HER!!!
 
2011-12-21 06:25:37 PM  
vanilla gorilla sausage comes from Germany?
 
2011-12-21 09:11:06 PM  

animal900: OtherLittleGuy:
{MotherOfGod}

Sandra in "Demolition Man" > Diane Lane in "Judge Dread"

/and I'd drink Diane Lane's bath water

Sandra Bullock was 29 when Demolition Man came out, and probably 27-28 when it was filmed. Helen Mirren was hot when she was younger as well, now she's a wrinkly sack of fading memories. What's your point?


Let me guess: you're 26 and unmarried. There's nothing wrong with a hot mature woman.
 
2011-12-21 11:37:09 PM  
A threesome with me, her and Jennifer Anniston would be so nice . . .

/fap fap fap
 
2011-12-22 12:28:49 AM  
All's I can think is she's probably fairly skilled at hiding sausage. I mean, if you're Jesse James do you marry a woman who isn't at least a LITTLE bit of a freak?

/in teh butt, is where she's hiding 'em
//what, what?
 
2011-12-22 07:56:02 AM  

FinFangFark: Wait, has anyone said they would like her to hide their sausage yet?

Cause if not...

I've got a sausage she could hide! (nudge, nudge, wink wink)


I'm sorry, but proper formet is as follows:

I'd give her a sausage to hide, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.

Wink, wink, nudge, nudge, while classic, is somewhat passe currently. I'm sure that it's have its place, and a possible resugence soon, but please stick to the approved format for the time being.

(I have a place for Sanda Bullock, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.)

(I've got something resurging for her, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.)

(I'd stick her in the approved format, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.)
 
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