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Optical Aleutian
2011-12-21 09:14:50 AM
Headline is really amazingly together.
 
IgG4 [TotalFark]
2011-12-21 09:19:00 AM
Was his birth marked by earthquakes, tidal waves, tornadoes, firestorms, and the explosion of three neighbouring stars?
 
Vodka Zombie [TotalFark]
2011-12-21 09:26:00 AM
Did they name him Zaphod?

If they didn't, they missed a chance to be the best parents in the history of parenting.
 
FlashHarry [TotalFark]
2011-12-21 09:40:50 AM
said his brain-care specialist, gag halfrunt.
 
Confabulat [TotalFark]
2011-12-21 09:49:06 AM
Do you have to buy him two birthday gifts?
 
Impasse
2011-12-21 09:49:12 AM
Which one is Rosey Grier?
 
xanadian [TotalFark]
2011-12-21 09:49:15 AM
Vodka Zombie: Did they name him Zaphod?

If they didn't, they missed a chance to be the best parents in the history of parenting.

I think I said the same thing in one of the redlit threads.
 
AverageAmericanGuy
2011-12-21 09:50:26 AM
That head-slapping hand in between them is going to become the bane of whichever doesn't control it.
 
BunkoSquad [TotalFark]
2011-12-21 09:50:36 AM
This kid's gonna be a real hoopy frood.
 
twister_20099
2011-12-21 09:51:11 AM
this is why u dont fark while prego
 
JustFish
2011-12-21 09:51:29 AM
IgG4: Was his birth marked by earthquakes, tidal waves, tornadoes, firestorms, and the explosion of three neighbouring stars?

Yes, but the only person by whom this is said is Zaphod himself.
 
realmojo
2011-12-21 09:51:41 AM
xenophilius.files.wordpress.com

What's up, guys?
 
Lone Stranger
2011-12-21 09:53:07 AM
Something, something, something, ...better than one.
 
bikerbob59
2011-12-21 09:55:06 AM
realmojo: [xenophilius.files.wordpress.com image 480x385]

What's up, guys?

I think we found a date for them...in about 18 years.
 
NYRBill
2011-12-21 09:58:13 AM
Impasse: Which one is Rosey Grier?

Ray Milland approves this message
 
walkerhound
2011-12-21 09:59:48 AM
realmojo:
What's up, guys?

i1099.photobucket.com
 
ArcadianRefugee
2011-12-21 10:00:00 AM
I dunno. I laugh at a lot of shiat, but it really irks me when dumbasses refer to twins conjoined to that degree as "a two-headed baby".
 
Make More Hinjews
2011-12-21 10:02:54 AM
FTFA:

"A Brazilian woman has given birth to a baby with two heads, it was reported today."

That would be a lot of babies with two heads. At least two brazilian.


You can already tell from the picture that this kid knows where his towel is!
 
xanadian [TotalFark]
2011-12-21 10:05:08 AM
Crimson, 11, delight.......
 
xanadian [TotalFark]
2011-12-21 10:06:25 AM
...and way to be in the right thread, dumbass. No wonder I can't get into the control room.

:-|
 
trappedspirit
2011-12-21 10:07:46 AM
He's going to have quite the ego
 
steveGswine
2011-12-21 10:07:48 AM
Sheesh, you guys are so unhip, it's a wonder your bums don't fall off.
 
apoptotic
2011-12-21 10:08:39 AM
FTA: "The caesarean took an hour because the baby was sitting down."

Um, what?
 
Grapple [TotalFark]
2011-12-21 10:11:52 AM
How is babby (de)formed?
 
trappedspirit
2011-12-21 10:12:12 AM
ArcadianRefugee: I dunno. I laugh at a lot of shiat, but it really irks me when dumbasses refer to twins conjoined to that degree as "a two-headed baby".

It doesn't help when the article says things like, "...both heads have started nursing normally."
Ultimately there can be only one. Plus a head.
 
Skyknight
2011-12-21 10:13:19 AM
Came for the HHGTHG references.

Left hoopy.
 
ishldgetoutmore
2011-12-21 10:14:20 AM
Time to start gearing up for the Monty Python and the Holy Grail reboot in about 20 years.

/got nothin'
 
Herr Morgenstern
2011-12-21 10:14:51 AM
ArcadianRefugee: I dunno. I laugh at a lot of shiat, but it really irks me when dumbasses refer to twins conjoined to that degree as "a two-headed baby".

Well, they can't call them "Siamese". That would just be ignorant.
 
LordOfThePings
2011-12-21 10:14:57 AM
apoptotic: FTA: "The caesarean took an hour because the baby was sitting down."

Um, what?

On a very tasteful Louis Quatorze chair.
 
mark12A
2011-12-21 10:18:22 AM
Several million points out of ten for style....
 
yourmomlovestetris
2011-12-21 10:18:52 AM
I saw this pic in the sidebar:

www.amethyst-angel.com

So it's become fashionable to dress like Jedi now?
 
DirkTheDaring
2011-12-21 10:19:24 AM
Impasse: Which one is Rosey Grier?

Just thought you'd like to know that you just made a booger shoot out of my nose.

Bravo, sir.
 
Mr. Shabooboo
2011-12-21 10:21:56 AM
The next question..Do you name each head or give one name to the whole body?
 
Mirrorz [TotalFark]
2011-12-21 10:24:09 AM
What happens if one head dies or eventually gets alzheimers?
 
StrangeQ
2011-12-21 10:24:51 AM
ArcadianRefugee: I dunno. I laugh at a lot of shiat, but it really irks me when dumbasses refer to twins conjoined to that degree as "a two-headed baby".

Well what the fark would you call it? When we see a snake with two heads we call it a two headed snake, why are humans somehow exempt from this?
 
EyeballKid
2011-12-21 10:26:47 AM
trappedspirit: Ultimately there can be only one. Plus a head.

Weirdest. Highlander. Ever.
 
DirkTheDaring
2011-12-21 10:27:58 AM
Their babysitter:
i40.tinypic.com

(Abby & Brittany Hensel)
 
realmojo
2011-12-21 10:29:52 AM
Amazingly, one of the Hensel twins is engaged.

Can you imagine the possibilities? Two headed bjs? Giggity!

/Aisle seat, please
 
StrangeQ
2011-12-21 10:30:48 AM
Mr. Shabooboo: The next question..Do you name each head or give one name to the whole body?

Precedent seems to state that you would name each head, since eventually they will have independant thoughts.

Another condundrum: when they hit puberty and one of the heads wants to fap, does that make the other one gay?
 
MrCheeks
2011-12-21 10:31:23 AM
29.media.tumblr.com

Evolution is coming....
 
xanadian [TotalFark]
2011-12-21 10:35:47 AM
yourmomlovestetris: I saw this pic in the sidebar:

[www.amethyst-angel.com image 320x123]

So it's become fashionable to dress like Jedi now?

When famous you become, look this good you will not.
 
Confabulat [TotalFark]
2011-12-21 10:37:12 AM
realmojo: Amazingly, one of the Hensel twins is engaged.

Can you imagine the possibilities? Two headed bjs? Giggity!

/Aisle seat, please

The mind does boggle. oh the boggling
 
vudukungfu
2011-12-21 10:39:43 AM
realmojo: Amazingly, one of the Hensel twins is engaged.

Can you imagine the possibilities? Two headed bjs? Giggity!

/Aisle seat, please

only the one? What if she doesn't inviter her sister to the wedding?
 
Zizzowop
2011-12-21 10:40:51 AM
FTA: "This is the second registered case of a two-headed baby being born in Brazil this year"
So, that's just totally natural then. Doesn't this type of stuff usually happen in India!
 
DirkTheDaring
2011-12-21 10:41:31 AM
Confabulat: realmojo: Amazingly, one of the Hensel twins is engaged.

Can you imagine the possibilities? Two headed bjs? Giggity!

/Aisle seat, please

The mind does boggle. oh the boggling

The non-married one would have to be the biggest Forever Alone of all time.

OF ALL TIME!
 
ArcadianRefugee
2011-12-21 10:44:31 AM
StrangeQ: ArcadianRefugee: I dunno. I laugh at a lot of shiat, but it really irks me when dumbasses refer to twins conjoined to that degree as "a two-headed baby".

Well what the fark would you call it? When we see a snake with two heads we call it a two headed snake, why are humans somehow exempt from this?

Cos people > snake? That'd be my guess.
 
yo-de-yo-yo
2011-12-21 10:44:46 AM
DirkTheDaring: Their babysitter:
[i40.tinypic.com image 400x361]

(Abby & Brittany Hensel)

God help me, but I find something kind of hot about this picture.
 
SirTanon
2011-12-21 10:45:09 AM
Two things...


First.. This was in the article:
Neila Dahas, director of the Santa Casa hospital said: 'If both their brains are functioning, how are we going to choose which head to remove?


What. The. FARK?!?!


Second..

Oh, the porn possibilities!
 
Greydog
2011-12-21 10:45:29 AM
In somewhat related news. Doctors have recently, successfully, separated Siamese cats.
 
Aidan
2011-12-21 10:46:31 AM
I'm here to say I adore subby for using that line, which it seems no one remembers!

...Except a bunch of Farkers. Well. It's something. :)
 
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