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(Chicago Tribune) Dumbass Latecomer for the coveted Father of the Year award arrested for putting a photo of his bound and gagged 22-month-old daughter on Facebook   (chicagotribune.com) divider line 109
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2011-12-21 09:18:38 AM
Oh, THIS thread will be tasteful.
 
2011-12-21 09:28:14 AM
Appleby's??
 
2011-12-21 09:28:29 AM
How in the world do you pronounce that middle name?
 
2011-12-21 09:28:38 AM
If that is the picture I don't see anything wrong it was a joke, that looks like painters tape which does not stick hard so it peels right off.
 
2011-12-21 09:29:37 AM
Poor kid.

Also, to pre-empt anyone pinning the dad's behaviour on his age: I had a kid a year younger than him and I avoided this shiat by a mile. The dad did this because he's an asshole, not because he's young.
 
2011-12-21 09:30:09 AM
I have no idea what you're talking about so here is a picture of a toddler bound and gagged.
 
2011-12-21 09:30:59 AM
bikerbob59: Appleby's??

I wonder how much Applebee's paid for that "typo"?
 
2011-12-21 09:32:13 AM
Should have told everyone it was a Black History Month re-enactment.

Wut? ; )
 
2011-12-21 09:34:21 AM
Q: What's the hardest part about tying up little kids?


A: My cock.
 
2011-12-21 09:35:05 AM
Violence breeds violence.

I would never do that to my daughter.

We're not at the hitting phase yet, so I'm not sure how I'll respond. I do know that I would be tying her up and then posting pictures on FB.
 
2011-12-21 09:35:41 AM
Sarah Palin's Conscience: Violence breeds violence.

I would never do that to my daughter.

We're not at the hitting phase yet, so I'm not sure how I'll respond. I do know that I would be tying her up and then posting pictures on FB.


*will not be
 
2011-12-21 09:40:13 AM
Probably a little young to play a joke like that, but if this is the worst the dad does to the kid, then it's not a big deal.
/ I'm 363 months old
// Hate when people use months to describe kids older than 1. Just say she is 2!
 
2011-12-21 09:41:08 AM
Sarah Palin's Conscience: Sarah Palin's Conscience: Violence breeds violence.

I would never do that to my daughter.

We're not at the hitting phase yet, so I'm not sure how I'll respond. I do know that I would be tying her up and then posting pictures on FB.

*will not be


most important correction ever?
 
2011-12-21 09:41:27 AM
As the dad of a 5 year old I understand the temptation

On the other hand, as a dad of a 5 year old I can't understand actually doing it.
 
2011-12-21 09:42:08 AM
Anyone saying the father did that as a "joke" is retarded.
 
2011-12-21 09:43:32 AM
in before the:

gifs.gifbin.com
 
2011-12-21 09:44:34 AM
At least she knows who her father is.
 
2011-12-21 09:45:03 AM
I'm not sayin' I would have done it, but I understaaaand.
 
2011-12-21 09:45:24 AM
It's all a big hoax. There's no way this can be real. A black father? What's next, a picture of big foot that is actually in focus?
 
2011-12-21 09:45:28 AM
does anyone not respect photoshop anymore?
 
2011-12-21 09:46:23 AM
FARTNOISE FARTNOISE JUNIOR: How in the world do you pronounce that middle name?

It's probably an acronym.
Dark Man Cash God or some such.
 
2011-12-21 09:46:59 AM
Diogenes: Q: What's the hardest part about tying up little kids?


A: My cock.


You sick farking bastard; I oughta put you on my ignore list.

/+1
 
2011-12-21 09:47:12 AM
Wow. I thought for sure the father would have been white trash. I guess stupid is stupid wherever you go.
 
2011-12-21 09:48:38 AM
When kids enter the "terrible twos", they are coming into a fuller realization of self and are testing boundaries. Hitting a parent is a very bad behavior, and it should be dealt with early to make sure the child understands the wrongness of his/her actions.

Tying them up isn't the right way to do it, but some sort of discipline is necessary. Posting it on FB is just retarded, though. I get enough crap when I spank my kids in public. You're just asking for some bleeding heart to call the cops by putting this kind of abuse online.
 
2011-12-21 09:49:21 AM
The caption is certainly unfortunate.
 
2011-12-21 09:49:26 AM
FrancoFile: FARTNOISE FARTNOISE JUNIOR: How in the world do you pronounce that middle name?

Just like it's spelled. Dee Mc Gee. Actually that would make a good alt.



/Raymond Luxury Yacht
 
2011-12-21 09:49:42 AM
ur really gonna tell some sicko that tied up there daughter to spank them instead?
 
2011-12-21 09:49:51 AM
I hope it was a joke. Pretty sure it isn't. Still not like he whipped the kid.
 
2011-12-21 09:50:00 AM
bikerbob59: Appleby's??

McDowell's.
 
2011-12-21 09:50:11 AM
Sarah Palin's Conscience: Violence breeds violence.

I would never do that to my daughter.

We're not at the hitting phase yet, so I'm not sure how I'll respond. I do know that I would be tying her up and then posting pictures on FB.


I've found that my best weapon is my voice. A big, loud, "HEY! How would you like it if I hit you?" is an immediate, unpleasant consequence. If they do it again, repeat yourself and make them go sit somewhere boring, and if they won't stay there, put 'em down for a nap. Wait out the air raid siren that follows, resorting to headphones and heavy metal if necessary. Lather, rinse, repeat until they outgrow it. Reward self with beer after you're sure they're down for the night.

Seriously, the Parent Voice is a handy, portable, reliable behaviour-nuke. I've shut down an entire gym full of squealing kids with it.
 
2011-12-21 09:51:15 AM
I am not ashamed to admit that I would totally do this. Hell, it would probably be my son's idea even. Granted, he's 5, not 2. So I suppose that makes a little difference.
 
2011-12-21 09:51:38 AM
This is years of oppression finally rearing its ugly head. When an entire race of people is enslaved over many centuries, this kind of behavior is seen as acceptable. You want to see who is truly at fault here, look in the mirror. That shiver traveling up your spine is soul-crushing guilt.
This will not end until we finally make reparations.
 
b3x
2011-12-21 09:52:25 AM
what is that? Painters tape?

Doing it wrong ...
 
2011-12-21 09:52:42 AM
Just don't combine the time-out pills with this method.
 
2011-12-21 09:53:05 AM
Curry has not commented on the issue.

He has since taken the photo off Facebook, but as the image has spread on the internet, angry users have targeted his page.

One commenter called Curry a 'nasty child abuser'.

Another said: 'I hope you fall down the stairs and land on a bunch of bullets. Hate hate hate hate!'


F*cking bullets, how do they work?
 
2011-12-21 09:55:34 AM
Hrmph.
 
2011-12-21 09:56:19 AM
Walker: Curry has not commented on the issue.

He has since taken the photo off Facebook, but as the image has spread on the internet, angry users have targeted his page.

One commenter called Curry a 'nasty child abuser'.

Another said: 'I hope you fall down the stairs and land on a bunch of bullets. Hate hate hate hate!'

F*cking bullets, how do they work?


If they were standing on end, he could put an eye out.
 
2011-12-21 09:56:55 AM
FARTNOISE FARTNOISE JUNIOR: How in the world do you pronounce that middle name?

Fahr teh noy sah.
 
2011-12-21 09:57:09 AM
Helen_Arigby: Sarah Palin's Conscience: Violence breeds violence.

I would never do that to my daughter.

We're not at the hitting phase yet, so I'm not sure how I'll respond. I do know that I would be tying her up and then posting pictures on FB.

I've found that my best weapon is my voice. A big, loud, "HEY! How would you like it if I hit you?" is an immediate, unpleasant consequence. If they do it again, repeat yourself and make them go sit somewhere boring, and if they won't stay there, put 'em down for a nap. Wait out the air raid siren that follows, resorting to headphones and heavy metal if necessary. Lather, rinse, repeat until they outgrow it. Reward self with beer after you're sure they're down for the night.

Seriously, the Parent Voice is a handy, portable, reliable behaviour-nuke. I've shut down an entire gym full of squealing kids with it.


My daughter knows the parent voice. She's a year old now, and knows that when I raise my voice, I want her current actions to stop.

We're going through minor tantrums now. I let her cry it out and then pick her up and love on her when she stops.

My friend told me that she would be very dramatic and "cry" when her child hit her. He noticed that it made his mom sad, and stopped.

We'll see when we get there.

/beer? Maybe a nice glass of moscato d'asti ;)
 
2011-12-21 09:59:01 AM
Good news! Everyone who swaddles their infant and sticks a pacifier in their mouth has done exactly the same thing! But back when I was wrapping up my son we didn't have facebook. Bummer.
 
2011-12-21 10:03:24 AM
I can't help but wonder if this was a joke gone wrong. Kind of like how people will put an empty beer bottle next to a passed-out infant. It looks funny.
 
2011-12-21 10:05:15 AM
MattyBlast: Diogenes: Q: What's the hardest part about tying up little kids?


A: My cock.

You sick farking bastard; I oughta put you on my ignore list.

/+1


I wish I could claim credit for that. I learned that in a TFD thread.
 
2011-12-21 10:05:58 AM
FrancoFile: FARTNOISE FARTNOISE JUNIOR: How in the world do you pronounce that middle name?

It's probably an acronym.
Dark Man Cash God or some such.


I was thinkin Da Motherfarkin' Cock Gobbler...

Also, misread headline as 22-year-old daughter. Sorely disappointed.
 
2011-12-21 10:07:54 AM
Probably not the brightest thing the guy could have done but it certainly looks like a joke. It's painter's tape & doesn't hurt. But in today's "think of the children!" society, he's going to get pilloried & the kid's going to be taken away, at least temporarily, because of a moment's bad judgement.
 
2011-12-21 10:08:30 AM
FARTNOISE FARTNOISE JUNIOR: How in the world do you pronounce that middle name?

Wayne.
 
2011-12-21 10:09:27 AM
My daughter is a little younger (15 months), but she definitely knows how to push my buttons. I'd never even consider tying her up and gagging her, though. It can be real frustrating when she hits, or does things to test boundaries (the current favorite -- looking you in the eye, saying "uh oh" and then dumping her food onto the floor -- sigh), but you have to remember "she's a toddler, she's a toddler, she's a toddler."

Anybody who reacts by tightly taping up their toddler's ankles, wrists, and mouth is demonstrating a problem controlling their temper. Taking the kid away from the situation long enough to assess the real risk is definitely a good idea. We all get frustrated, and sometimes you can be a little harsh, or maybe you slap away little fingers, this is understandable -- but if you can maintain enough anger and hold back rational thought long enough to get the tape, wrap the ankles & wrists and cover the mouth, and then post it on Facebook ... you have problems that may not be solvable.

IMO the only real defense -- and I think it's actually a pretty good one -- is the age. 21 is young for a male, a lot of people don't really mature until closer to 25. A few years of supervision may be enough to allow this guy to develop into an adult, and he might be a very different person (hopefully for the better).
 
2011-12-21 10:09:28 AM
What the hell is wrong with this guy!

That masking tape will never hold. Should have used duct tape.

www.fitnessdestination.com
 
2011-12-21 10:09:56 AM
More efficient than this. Uses the Blue painters tape instead of Duck Tape too...

img.photobucket.com
 
2011-12-21 10:09:57 AM
Don Imus would be proud, a nappy-headed ho in bondage.
 
2011-12-21 10:10:38 AM
Looks like he used painters tape. I doubt is caused any real harm.
 
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