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(Some Guy) Stupid The G-canon convention means that Obi-Wan Kenobi's home planet is named after Jon Stewart   (thenextweb.com) divider line 19
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2011-12-21 10:14:08 AM
I can't decide if this is stupid or awesome.
 
2011-12-21 10:53:24 AM
TheSpaceAdmiral: I can't decide if this is stupid or awesome.

I'll tell you what it is:

www.failepicfail.com
 
2011-12-21 10:55:54 AM
With that having been said, they should revise the G-canon so that the center of the Republic is a planet named after Colbert.
 
2011-12-21 01:08:13 PM
I won a t-shirt and a hat Monday night at the Old Republic launch because I knew more about Star Wars than the other journos there.

I told a cosplay Sith lady that the laserdisc version of Star Wars was the definitive release and she asked me how old I was.

I built a TIE Defender with LEGOs.

And this "G-canon" shiat is too nerdy for me.

/EU for life. fark the prequel retcons!
 
2011-12-21 01:16:02 PM
I can only imagine that the G-canon is preserved in its entirety on stone tablets hidden in a jungle temple that's modeled after the Rebel hideout in Ep IV, and the temple is guarded by hooded acolytes armed only with plastic lightsabers.
 
2011-12-21 01:21:14 PM
Bloody William: I won a t-shirt and a hat Monday night at the Old Republic launch because I knew more about Star Wars than the other journos there.

I told a cosplay Sith lady that the laserdisc version of Star Wars was the definitive release and she asked me how old I was.

I built a TIE Defender with LEGOs.

And this "G-canon" shiat is too nerdy for me.

/EU for life. fark the prequel retcons!


A Lego Super Star Destroyer for me, built to 8km scale with my micromachine ISDs.

/Plus a handful of scale VSDs and Interdictors to go along!
//I even built a space installation out of Legos to match. Big farking station.
 
2011-12-21 01:31:44 PM
www.mahq.net
What a G-Cannon might look like.

/hot
 
2011-12-21 01:31:57 PM
kyleaugustus: Bloody William: I won a t-shirt and a hat Monday night at the Old Republic launch because I knew more about Star Wars than the other journos there.

I told a cosplay Sith lady that the laserdisc version of Star Wars was the definitive release and she asked me how old I was.

I built a TIE Defender with LEGOs.

And this "G-canon" shiat is too nerdy for me.


/EU for life. fark the prequel retcons!

A Lego Super Star Destroyer for me, built to 8km scale with my micromachine ISDs.

/Plus a handful of scale VSDs and Interdictors to go along!
//I even built a space installation out of Legos to match. Big farking station.


Pics or it didn't happen.
 
2011-12-21 01:59:50 PM
Apok451: kyleaugustus: Bloody William: I won a t-shirt and a hat Monday night at the Old Republic launch because I knew more about Star Wars than the other journos there.

I told a cosplay Sith lady that the laserdisc version of Star Wars was the definitive release and she asked me how old I was.

I built a TIE Defender with LEGOs.

And this "G-canon" shiat is too nerdy for me.


/EU for life. fark the prequel retcons!

A Lego Super Star Destroyer for me, built to 8km scale with my micromachine ISDs.

/Plus a handful of scale VSDs and Interdictors to go along!
//I even built a space installation out of Legos to match. Big farking station.

Pics or it didn't happen.


I'm at work and sadly it's not a job that involves micromachines or legos.

/EMS
 
2011-12-21 02:08:46 PM
kyleaugustus: Bloody William: I won a t-shirt and a hat Monday night at the Old Republic launch because I knew more about Star Wars than the other journos there.

I told a cosplay Sith lady that the laserdisc version of Star Wars was the definitive release and she asked me how old I was.

I built a TIE Defender with LEGOs.

And this "G-canon" shiat is too nerdy for me.

/EU for life. fark the prequel retcons!

A Lego Super Star Destroyer for me, built to 8km scale with my micromachine ISDs.

/Plus a handful of scale VSDs and Interdictors to go along!
//I even built a space installation out of Legos to match. Big farking station.


Holy shiat you built an 8km long Super Star Destroyer???
 
2011-12-21 02:26:13 PM
Came for the Gundam reference, and leaving satified.
 
2011-12-21 02:40:40 PM
I'm sure George Lucas has never made two different off-the-cuff jokes that contradict each other.
 
2011-12-21 03:02:17 PM
Why would Star Wars fanboys accept "G-canon?" Anything that George Lucas had direct control of in any of the films sucks.
 
2011-12-21 03:12:14 PM
Could be worse. A different talk show, Obi-Wan might hail from Oreillybill.
 
2011-12-21 03:30:15 PM
jiangkuang: Could be worse. A different talk show, Obi-Wan might hail from Oreillybill.

"Jedi Truths" work well in the Nospin Zone.
 
2011-12-21 04:06:11 PM
How many times does Gary Kurtz have to cut himself before this madness stops?
 
2011-12-21 06:57:05 PM
Strangely enough, I already knew this.
 
2011-12-21 11:26:02 PM
Bloody William: EU for life. fark the prequel retcons!

Most of the EU is crap. The X-Wing series and the WEG RPG are about all that's worth keeping. The WEG RPG does a better job keeping the flavor of the original trilogy films than anything from Lucasfilm has done since Ewoks.
 
2011-12-21 11:42:18 PM
t3knomanser: Bloody William: EU for life. fark the prequel retcons!

Most of the EU is crap. The X-Wing series and the WEG RPG are about all that's worth keeping. The WEG RPG does a better job keeping the flavor of the original trilogy films than anything from Lucasfilm has done since Ewoks.


I consider the Death Star Technical Read Out, the Imperial Sourcebook, and the Rebel Sourcebook more canon than the prequels.

Hooray also for Project Shantipole
 
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