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(Guardian)   Meanwhile, in France, the government is considering forcing 30,000 women to have breast reduction surgery   (guardian.co.uk) divider line 78
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2011-12-21 09:24:38 AM
I hate you, France. I hate you so damned much.
 
2011-12-21 09:28:36 AM
France, if you're wanting to do something wise, how about this:
1: ban all future use of breast implants except in cases of surgical reconstruction after mastectomy or injury
2: instead of forcing women to remove the dangerous implants, force them to keep 'em. It's like a tax on stupidity.

Implants are stupid, venal, sexist, unerotic, and wasteful. Natural boobies should be venerated whatever the size.
 
2011-12-21 10:08:52 AM
. But the scandal deepened this week after health officials reported eight cases of cancer in women who had received the implants, including one of a rare cancer affecting cells from the immune system.

So, out of 30,000 women, 8 got cancer? And 1 got a "rare" form?

These would seem to DECREASE the cancer rate of the general public!

But surgeons have advised the government to step up its handling of the scandal.

Of course they would, who is going to get paid to take them out?
 
2011-12-21 10:48:14 AM
OH, THE HUGE MAMMARIES!!1!
 
2011-12-21 11:07:33 AM
dahmers love zombie: France, if you're wanting to do something wise, how about this:
1: ban all future use of breast implants except in cases of surgical reconstruction after mastectomy or injury
2: instead of forcing women to remove the dangerous implants, force them to keep 'em. It's like a tax on stupidity.

Implants are stupid, venal, sexist, unerotic, and wasteful. Natural boobies should be venerated whatever the size.


Agreed on the properties of implants, disagree on banning them. If women want to mutilate themselves to make themselves floaty, let them. I just won't put those breasts in my mouth
 
2011-12-21 12:50:46 PM
static.guim.co.uk

I'd hit it.
 
2011-12-21 12:51:23 PM
NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
 
2011-12-21 12:54:28 PM
good

i like my french whores looking chewed up and saggy
 
2011-12-21 12:54:59 PM
nooooooooooooooo.com
 
2011-12-21 12:55:02 PM
img197.imageshack.us
 
2011-12-21 12:55:07 PM
boobies should never be made smaller. never.
 
2011-12-21 12:59:13 PM
Andrew Wiggin: boobies should never be made smaller. never.

Never?
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2011-12-21 12:59:32 PM
This guy is NOT fist pumping for this:

images3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2011-12-21 01:00:10 PM
i216.photobucket.com

I will hunt you down and kill you, France!
 
2011-12-21 01:00:14 PM
www.mattchapmanonline.com
 
2011-12-21 01:01:01 PM
once read somewhere that anything more than fits in a wine glass is too much boob.

french stereotype from the same school of thought that thinks "french chicks dont shave their pits"
 
2011-12-21 01:01:56 PM
Why does France hate America?

... wait that sounded better in my head.
 
2011-12-21 01:02:19 PM
dahmers love zombie: France, if you're wanting to do something wise, how about this:
1: ban all future use of breast implants except in cases of surgical reconstruction after mastectomy or injury
2: instead of forcing women to remove the dangerous implants, force them to keep 'em. It's like a tax on stupidity.

Implants are stupid, venal, sexist, unerotic, and wasteful. Natural boobies should be venerated whatever the size.


FTA...In France, where at least 20% of the women with PIP implants received them during reconstruction surgery after breast cancer, some 523 women have already had their implants removed.

So, does your opinion apply to women with breast cancer who have undergone reconstuctive surgery?
 
2011-12-21 01:02:24 PM
Andrew Wiggin: boobies should never be made smaller. never.

I mean, never?

www.holytaco.com
 
2011-12-21 01:03:57 PM
dahmers love zombie: France, if you're wanting to do something wise, how about this:
1: ban all future use of breast implants except in cases of surgical reconstruction after mastectomy or injury
2: instead of forcing women to remove the dangerous implants, force them to keep 'em. It's like a tax on stupidity.

Implants are stupid, venal, sexist, unerotic, and wasteful. Natural boobies should be venerated whatever the size.


1. No, people should be free to choose to do stupid things if they so wish.

2, No, removal should be voluntary and the company that made them should pick up the tab.

To each their own I guess. I don't care for implants they feel very synthetic, but I would never try ad stop someone from getting them if they choose to.
 
2011-12-21 01:06:38 PM
dahmers love zombies: "It's like a tax on stupidity."

I know it's a great adolescent power fantasy to imagine that people will be harmed and killed due their not deferring on all issues to your towering intellect. Surely it had made and continues to make for some great fiction. But back in the real world, society has decided to protect people from predators of that sort, because it has learned painful and expensive lessons about the true impact of allowing this shiat.
 
2011-12-21 01:07:20 PM
chappy62: [www.mattchapmanonline.com image 500x281]

then take a nap....then remove ze boobies!
 
2011-12-21 01:07:24 PM
Everyone calm down!

They're recalling defective implants. As long as they replace the defective implants with implants of a slightly larger size; everything will be alright.
 
2011-12-21 01:07:55 PM
Nightsweat: Andrew Wiggin: boobies should never be made smaller. never.

I mean, never?

[www.holytaco.com image 450x354]


NEVER!
 
2011-12-21 01:08:33 PM
Andrew Wiggin: boobies should never be made smaller. never.

Only if they are natural.The article concerns false ones that could be a health risk, but all the dumbasses in this thread like yourself keep ignoring that part. It's pathetic that some basement dwellers are so desperate for big boobed women that they are willing to accept phoney boobed women.
 
2011-12-21 01:13:15 PM
Latinwolf: Andrew Wiggin: boobies should never be made smaller. never.

Only if they are natural.The article concerns false ones that could be a health risk, but all the dumbasses in this thread like yourself keep ignoring that part. It's pathetic that some basement dwellers are so desperate for big boobed women that they are willing to accept phoney boobed women.


you take fark too seriously. come over and let's drink hot chocolate so you can relax a bit.
 
2011-12-21 01:18:27 PM
Sacré boobs!
 
2011-12-21 01:20:55 PM
dahmers love zombie: Implants are stupid, venal, sexist, unerotic, and wasteful. Natural boobies should be venerated whatever the size.

And that decision should be entirely up to you and not up to individual women who have no right to make such decisions for themselves.
 
2011-12-21 01:24:09 PM
Tits or GTFO
 
2011-12-21 01:24:47 PM
If a woman wants to get implants and it makes her feel good about herself, I'm all for it.

That said, this article full of stupid.
 
2011-12-21 01:24:51 PM
Finding 8 people with cancer in 30,000 does not surprise me.
 
2011-12-21 01:26:01 PM
Banned on the Run: [i216.photobucket.com image 500x668]
This is why you are in a nice shade of green
/ not a fan of bolt-ons, but my goodness forcing to remove them
 
2011-12-21 01:28:37 PM
ringersol: dahmers love zombies: "It's like a tax on stupidity."

I know it's a great adolescent power fantasy to imagine that people will be harmed and killed due their not deferring on all issues to your towering intellect. Surely it had made and continues to make for some great fiction. But back in the real world, society has decided to protect people from predators of that sort, because it has learned painful and expensive lessons about the true impact of allowing this shiat.


Clap. Clap. Clap...
 
2011-12-21 01:33:57 PM
img513.imageshack.us

Styles come and go. Even breastages.
 
2011-12-21 01:35:14 PM
Salmon: [img197.imageshack.us image 460x276]

i.imgur.com
 
2011-12-21 01:35:34 PM
Ick. Glad I decided to just be okay with my body instead of adding anything synthetic to it.

/Surgery creeps me out
//Botox also creeps me out
///People who get needless surgery are farked up
 
2011-12-21 01:36:26 PM
dahmers love zombie: France, if you're wanting to do something wise, how about this:
1: ban all future use of breast implants except in cases of surgical reconstruction after mastectomy or injury
2: instead of forcing women to remove the dangerous implants, force them to keep 'em. It's like a tax on stupidity.

Implants are stupid, venal, sexist, unerotic, and wasteful. Natural boobies should be venerated ventilated whatever the size.



ftfy
 
2011-12-21 01:38:41 PM
I'm of French breeding and I just started to hate myself.
 
2011-12-21 01:55:43 PM
Do most people (men and lesbians, I guess) get so much unrelenting and endlessly supplied sex that they would really turn down an otherwise suitable sex partner just because she had small, natural, normally-shaped breasts?

In my (admittedly limited) experience, men are just grateful to have access to tits. Small tits, big tits, floppy tits, firm and perky tits, just ... TITS in farking general. I swear it's other straight women driving the supposed "demand" for huge, overinflated, unnatural implant cyborg boobs. The vast majority of men really just want to play with your tits, ladies. The size and shape of them, so long as we are talking about "within normal bounds" here, is all part of the beauty and wonder and awesomeness of tits! They don't all have to be in the style of bolted-on, D-cup-sized half-coconuts!

One of the most highly anticipated moments in new sexual relationships is when the man gets to see the chicks boob for the very first time (AMIRITE FELLAS???). Maybe it's because I'm not a Princess type, but I just don't think men are looking for perfection under your bra cups. They are quite enthralled by what you have in there, even if your cups are not overflowing.

In cases of malformation? Surgery? Cancer? Implants are absolutely justified and even sometimes needed. But if you are born with a healthy, natural, small set of boobs, any urge to make them bigger to please men is all in your head. And if a dude rejected me for my B-cup, then he didn't deserve to touch them, anyway.

Naturals FTW!
 
2011-12-21 01:58:22 PM
Just my two cents, anyway. I know there is a subsection of people that just LOOOOOOVE implants. I have no beef with you folks. I just personally think it's really unnecessary surgery, and usually has unflattering results.

If I see the scars under boobs in porn, it is a huge turn-off for me. They bounce and ripple in this really strange and plastic way, and I find myself wondering what she'd look like without the ridiculous balloons attached.

But, whatever creams your twinkie, people. I'm not trying to be a tit nazi about this.
 
2011-12-21 01:58:57 PM
kinda sad that some company decided to cut corners on a medical implant using commercial grade raw materials instead of medical grade.

Poor ladies have to have their tatas taken away :(

Nobody should have tatas taken away from them, they should be shared freely.


/boob man
//OEM is best, but after-market parts are good as well.
/eip
 
2011-12-21 02:07:01 PM
territ: But if you are born with a healthy, natural, small set of boobs

you sound like you have small tits.

/eip
 
2011-12-21 02:08:40 PM
French government 'to order women to remove surrender defective breast implants'

reads much better this way
 
2011-12-21 02:09:25 PM
Why do the French hate boobies?
 
2011-12-21 02:12:07 PM
territ: One of the most highly anticipated moments in new sexual relationships is when the man gets to see the chicks boob for the very first time (AMIRITE FELLAS???). Maybe it's because I'm not a Princess type, but I just don't think men are looking for perfection under your bra cups. They are quite enthralled by what you have in there, even if your cups are not overflowing.

You are quite right!

/From your profile yours appear to be quite nice
// It's the nipple that makes the boobie
/// love all boobies
 
2011-12-21 02:12:35 PM
Andrew Wiggin: territ: But if you are born with a healthy, natural, small set of boobs

you sound like you have small tits.

/eip


images.cheezburger.com
 
2011-12-21 02:14:35 PM
s3-ak.buzzfed.com
 
2011-12-21 02:16:37 PM
feuerwehrmann: /From your profile yours appear to be quite nice
// It's the nipple that makes the boobie


wait, she's showing her nipple in her profile??
 
2011-12-21 02:16:40 PM
chuckufarlie: French government 'to order women to remove surrender defective breast implants'

reads much better this way


Agreed!
 
2011-12-21 02:17:24 PM
i159.photobucket.com

never ....
 
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