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(Daily Mail) Amusing Hot mother accused of having sex with her daughter's friends, playing sexy, sexy ping pong   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 120
More: Amusing, age of consents, Oshkosh, occasionalism, Tessa Gay  
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2011-12-21 08:26:30 AM
www.mojoimage.com
 
2011-12-21 08:43:15 AM
She wouldn't be too bad looking if she didn't have those things growing on her face.
 
2011-12-21 08:45:07 AM
Maybe "British" hot.
 
2011-12-21 08:47:53 AM
"Sexy sexy ping pong" sounds like a ilne from a Dire Straits song. Just say it in Mark Knopfler's voice a few times.
 
2011-12-21 09:32:26 AM
Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face! Good day to you, madam.
 
2011-12-21 09:35:25 AM
You know what? fark you subby.
 
2011-12-21 09:35:53 AM
Tessa Gay. Apparently not.
 
2011-12-21 09:50:11 AM
Repeat.
80 years, oh that makes sense.
 
2011-12-21 11:05:24 AM
80 years for this? Really? That's incredible and idiotic.

The Guy was 15. He's going to fark something, if not her, than her kid. Why is one worth 80 years and the other acceptable? Doesn't make sense.
 
2011-12-21 11:36:55 AM
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Maybe "British" hot.

You do realise Oshkosh, Oklahoma is not in England, right?
 
2011-12-21 11:38:57 AM
gweilo8888: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Maybe "British" hot.

You do realise Oshkosh, Oklahoma is not in England, right?


B'gosh!
 
2011-12-21 11:39:02 AM
Was this in DingDang?
 
2011-12-21 11:39:03 AM
Hard to believe there's an Oshkosh in Oklahoma.
 
2011-12-21 11:39:05 AM
adamgreeney: 80 years for this? Really? That's incredible and idiotic.

The Guy was 15. He's going to fark something, if not her, than her kid. Why is one worth 80 years and the other acceptable? Doesn't make sense.


Eh, I don't know if that's good reasoning. 5 year olds play "doctor." That doesn't mean it's okay for an adult to play it with them.
 
2011-12-21 11:39:21 AM
adamgreeney: 80 years for this? Really? That's incredible and idiotic.

The Guy was 15. He's going to fark something, if not her, than her kid. Why is one worth 80 years and the other acceptable? Doesn't make sense.


She raped him 20 times. That's a lot of rape (rape).
 
2011-12-21 11:40:13 AM
C'mon subby. Really?
 
2011-12-21 11:41:10 AM
Ahh... Good Ole' Puritan Roots.
 
2011-12-21 11:41:29 AM
(ahem...)

"Hot"?
 
2011-12-21 11:42:02 AM
AbbeySomeone: Repeat.
80 years, oh that makes sense.


While I think these should be prosecutable crimes, I think sentencing is problematic when it comes to doing the same crime repeatedly. It shouldn't just dumbly add up. I guess that's why in some jurisdictions sentences are served concurrently, because it just doesn't make sense that sleeping with the same kid five times would get five times the length of sentence.

On the other hand, sustained criminal activity should warrant some lengthier sentence, such as when a kid is molested over a long period. But in that case you can craft the law accordingly -- i.e. have one crime for sex with a minor and another for "continuous molestation" or something, with sentences to match each.

Anyway, sentencing sanity needs to be restored. Sex crimes and drug crimes have a lot of out-of-whack sentencing.
 
2011-12-21 11:42:13 AM
nasty. do not want.
 
2011-12-21 11:42:25 AM
30.media.tumblr.com
 
2011-12-21 11:42:48 AM
sexy, sexy ping pong

Came here for Malkin references. Leaving disappoint.
 
2011-12-21 11:45:59 AM
BurnShrike: She wouldn't be too bad looking if she didn't have those things growing on her face.

Just gonna leave this here. (new window)
 
2011-12-21 11:46:00 AM
jabelar:

Anyway, sentencing sanity needs to be restored. Sex crimes and drug crimes have a lot of out-of-whack sentencing.


Wait until they find out about Rock-N-Roll!
 
2011-12-21 11:46:30 AM
Holey Moley!
 
2011-12-21 11:46:33 AM
After all that OJT he got from the cougar I bet he will destroy the next teenage girl he bangs.
 
2011-12-21 11:49:05 AM
farkerts: Holey Moley!

something like this. here's a quarter, etc
 
2011-12-21 11:49:27 AM
is there an a version of this article in ENGLISH?
 
2011-12-21 11:49:32 AM
Harv72b: B'gosh!

Git! RTFA and that was the first thing that I thought!
 
2011-12-21 11:49:57 AM
gweilo8888: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Maybe "British" hot.

You do realise Oshkosh, Oklahoma is not in England, right?


There's no "Oshkosh, Oklahoma" in the United States, either.
 
2011-12-21 11:50:34 AM
Are those venereal warts on her face?
 
2011-12-21 11:50:39 AM
For 35 years old she looks like she's been ridden hard and put away wet more than a few times. She's not terrible looking, but it is a road worn 35. 80 years in prison? Yikes. For being a sloot? And these boys would just come by and get a little, it isn't like she was trolling the playgrounds here. Bad judgment yeah, and a crime, but 80 years is pretty steep. She won't make 80 years.
 
2011-12-21 11:51:54 AM
Infamous El Guapo: [30.media.tumblr.com image 500x564]

Came for this.

/"Can I say I'm doing it for mom? because I really like mom."
 
2011-12-21 11:52:40 AM
some_beer_drinker: farkerts: Holey Moley!

something like this. here's a quarter, etc


"MOLE!! BLOODY MOLE!! We're not supposed to talk about the bloody mole, but there's a bloody mole WINKING ME IN THE FACE!!"


"I'm gonna cut it off, chop it up, and make some guacaMOLE!!"
 
2011-12-21 11:53:07 AM
People should be banned for falsely saying that someone is hot when it is obviously they are not.
 
2011-12-21 11:54:56 AM
One, there is no way Meredith Baxter-Birney is 35. Two, if the young boys' choices were between the mom and Tina Yothers, then the mom spared those young souls from a horrible misery one would never forget.
 
2011-12-21 11:55:18 AM
Even if the mother is ugly, the daughter is ugly or both are ugly...if the opportunity to plow a mother/daughter combo arises, it must be accepted.

It's in the bible.
 
2011-12-21 11:57:16 AM
Hot? I know this is Fark, the land with no standards, but can we please, just for the holidays, pretend like we all have standards and agree that the woman in TFA is not "hot"? It can be our own little Christmas miracle.
 
2011-12-21 11:57:16 AM
Spike Lee's Favorite Farker: Even if the mother is ugly, the daughter is ugly or both are ugly...if the opportunity to plow a mother/daughter combo arises, it must be accepted.

It's in the bible.


This just made my day for some reason. MAGNIFICENT!
 
2011-12-21 11:57:23 AM
A "victim" doesn't willingly fark.
 
2011-12-21 11:59:36 AM
Noteadamgreeney: 80 years for this? Really? That's incredible and idiotic.

The Guy was 15. He's going to fark something, if not her, than her kid. Why is one worth 80 years and the other acceptable? Doesn't make sense.


That is the potential maximum sentence is she gets the maximum sentence for each offense and has to serve them consecutively, rather than concurrently, and gets no reduction for good behaviour. Which is so unlikely that only the Daily Fail would make a point of mentioning it.

Given her bail is set at a whopping $2500 I doubt they're planning on locking her away until 2092.
 
2011-12-21 12:01:25 PM
On Fark it seems more and more that hot = has a pussy
 
2011-12-21 12:02:11 PM
I'm always confused about whether Mail articles relate to the UK or US. Then I saw the woman was facing 80 years, and I knew it could only be America.
 
2011-12-21 12:04:19 PM
"The [15 year old] boy told police he had sex more than 20 times with Gray after first visiting her home in Oshkosh, Oklahoma in December."

So, like 3 times, then?
 
2011-12-21 12:04:58 PM
Captain Darling: I'm always confused about whether Mail articles relate to the UK or US. Then I saw the woman was facing 80 years, and I knew it could only be America.

Hmmm.. I retract my earlier statement which was made assuming the conviction was in the UK. Be curious what the justice legal system throws at her
 
2011-12-21 12:07:29 PM
LL316: A "victim" doesn't willingly fark.

That's the Old Rule. The New Rule is, "if you regret it anytime afterward, you're a victim".

/also works with mortgages, college loans, and obviously poor lifestyle choices.
 
2011-12-21 12:10:43 PM
bikerbob59 2011-12-21 11:53:07 AM
People should be banned for falsely saying that someone is hot when it is obviously they are not.

You're hot. Ban me.
 
2011-12-21 12:12:04 PM
We need a troll tag for these hot women.
 
2011-12-21 12:12:09 PM
Cletus C.: Oshkosh

This happened in Oshkosh, Wisconsin, not Oklahoma.

/I know because I submitted this days ago from a local paper.
//Not that I'm bitter
///Daily Fail strikes again.
 
2011-12-21 12:15:15 PM
Hot?
 
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