That's pretty funny. I like the testimonials page.

"I can't believe how much cat I received for my gold! Thank you, Cats4Gold.com."

Slightly funnier than Prawnography

I often find free cate along the roadside.

/Profit?

Pussy's expensive.

Do it meow, exchange your gold 'n' rocks for a cat in a box. Your gold is worth 4.56 Persian cats.

Sounds like an ad from GTA IV.. clicky (new window)


Maybe it's one from GTA V?

Lutz...it was these guys (new window)

scroll down about half way

I thought it was normal to trade gold, precious metals, and gemstones for pussy?

Subby: "Okay, seriously. Which one of you is responsible for this?"

'Fess up. You're shilling your own site, and you know it.

Trying hard not disrupt the test going on in the room with peals of giggling...

Didn't even get past the main page.

Funnay!

I lol'ed.

/I have two competing "Cash for your old, unwanted, or broken gold" bastards in my area
//I have a feeling they're paying ignorant people a fraction of what the gold in the jewellery is actually worth for the pleasure of coming into their shops
///fark those guys
////But this is funny

The cats playing with the copyright symbol is fantastic.

If I get my gold gold in 10 days or less,will I also get my pussy in 10 days or less.

I thought selling pussy for gold was illegal.

markfara

Pussy's expensive.

+1

After my divorce, live by the mantra
"if you can fly it, float it or fark it, LEASE IT !!!"

macross87: Slightly funnier than Prawnography

How about the Pawned Prawn?

This is the pinnacle of the Internet.

Work filter blocked this because it falls into the category of "Intolerance and Hate."

....I wanna see, I wanna see, I wanna seeeeeeeeeeeee

hailin: And the calculator was awesome. Apparently we could get 8.71 Maine Coons for a gold coin.

Yeah I love the calculator too. I can get 2.7 Persians for my gold chain!

Yomoxu: Work filter blocked this because it falls into the category of "Intolerance and Hate."

Your IT guy must be a dog person.

Wish meow was still around. Her commentary on this would rock. Also by the same guys who did I Hate Alpacas (new window)?

I guess we're all responsible for farking the website.

bgddy24601: Try out the scrap gold calculator. I threw some numbers in there and was told that I qualify for 5.99 very big cats.

/I would hope that they round that up. .99 cat is kind of messy.

Nah, they'd just shave it for you.

If I claim responsibility, will you send me all your gold?

the_immoral_minority: After my divorce, live by the mantra
"if you can fly it, float it or fark it, LEASE IT !!!"

Who'd want a leased RealDoll?

aren't they autoclavable ?......(stilll.....eeeewwww)

im sorry that was me now send me your gold i got to many cats!

/how much gold can I get for my Pussy?

PsyLord 2011-12-21 09:32:31 AM


/how much gold can I get for my Pussy?

//very very well played good sir!

meowsaidthedog is gone? what happened? was he put outside and a coyote ate him?

Order in the next 30 minutes and get this Free Cat Carrier!

Knight of the Woeful Countenance: meowsaidthedog is gone? what happened? was he put outside and a coyote ate him?

We can only hope so.

Sarah Palin's Conscience: Knight of the Woeful Countenance: meowsaidthedog is gone? what happened? was he put outside and a coyote ate him?

We can only hope so.

Get out of my head!!!

Well, I'm disappointed. Just received their email.

It's just a silly marketing ploy.

"Hello Stephanie,

Thank you for asking Cats4Gold.com to quote how many cats you'll get for your spare gold.

I'm sure you've realised we're only kitten, sorry, kidding and we couldn't purrsibly post you a precious puss. However, we do have a few words of free advice.

If you're looking to sell your gold for cash, be careful which company you choose. Anyone that doesn't publish the price they pay for gold is kidding you too. Almost certainly because the deals they offer are so poor, they dare not reveal them in public.

Here's a scary fact: did you know the largest 'cash for gold' companies (yes, the ones that don't quote rates on their websites) pay as little as 20% of what your items are really worth.

So, we might seem a little daft offering cats for gold, but you'd be as mad as a box of frogs to risk sending your valuables to a company that doesn't quote their rates up-front.

One other word of warning: purrlease watch out for companies charging high fees that are hidden in their small print. They'll tempt you with what seem like great prices, but when the final valuation doesn't match your expectation, you'll have to pay to get your items back.

We hope you enjoyed Cats4Gold.com.
Yours mewly,
Sir Sockington and his pussy pals

P.S. Don't forget to tell your friends about us!"

"Sir Sockington and his pussy pals"

well thats interesting!

Totally brightened up my day.

It looks like Fark just managed another successful DDoS.

Piscator: I thought it was normal to trade gold, precious metals, and gemstones for pussy?

WIN.

hm.. link's farked for me