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(Click Orlando) Florida Christmas decorations stolen. Suspect reported to have green complexion and a heart two times too small   (clickorlando.com) divider line 12
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ManateeGag [TotalFark]
2011-12-21 09:51:18 AM
He should probably see a cardiologist for that condition.
 
Diogenes [TotalFark]
2011-12-21 10:45:48 AM
That's pretty sad, but I have a hard time shedding a tear for those inflatable eyesores. Tacky, tacky, tacky. Plus they look like giant used condoms on the lawn when they're not inflated.
 
LarryDan43
2011-12-21 12:57:55 PM
Glen Beck?
 
SuperChuck
2011-12-21 12:58:38 PM
two times too small

This is going to be an ugly thread
 
Slaves2Darkness
2011-12-21 01:01:40 PM
Remember folks the spirit of Christmas is vengeance.
 
toraque [TotalFark]
2011-12-21 01:11:25 PM
SuperChuck: two times too small

This is going to be an ugly thread

I'm not touching that one with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.
 
meat0918 [TotalFark]
2011-12-21 01:14:31 PM
toraque: SuperChuck: two times too small

This is going to be an ugly thread

I'm not touching that one with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.

Fine, I'll do it.

Subby is bad and should feel bad.

It's two sizes too small! SIZES your moran!!!
 
Lt. Cheese Weasel
2011-12-21 01:21:09 PM
Nothing says Christmas like a cheap plastic inflatable and lighted bag from Taiwan on your lawn.
 
Senor Spielbergo
2011-12-21 01:22:17 PM
Is it the Grumple?

simpsonswiki.net

/Grumpledy-grumpledy-groo
 
brigid_fitch [TotalFark]
2011-12-21 01:54:23 PM
Diogenes: That's pretty sad, but I have a hard time shedding a tear for those inflatable eyesores. Tacky, tacky, tacky. Plus they look like giant used condoms on the lawn when they're not inflated.

A neighbor down the road from me has 10 inflatable toy soldiers. When I pass his house in the morning and they're deflated, scattered around his yard, I always think it looks like some giant drive-by shooting took place during the night.
 
probesport
2011-12-21 01:54:48 PM
toraque: SuperChuck: two times too small

This is going to be an ugly thread

I'm not touching that one with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.

I don't blame you or the Roach Beast.
 
tillerman35
2011-12-21 03:59:13 PM
My aunt and uncle, God rest their souls, once asked me and their son to put up their exterior Christmas lights. We got the boxes, extension cords, ladders, etc and went to town. When we were done, the front of the house looked like a winter wonderland. And then they got home and made us move the whole shebang into the BACK YARD because they were "worried about people stealing them."

I loved those two, but at the time I failed to appreciate their wisdom. Quite frankly, I thought they were insane. Now that I am the age they were then and have a yard of my own for kids to get off of, I often hesitate before putting my Christmas display up in the front yard. Oh, it's probably just fine. And I've never heard of anyone in the neighborhood having problems. But you never can be too sure. Hoodlums are just waiting for you to show one teeny tiny sign of weakness, and then they'll be all over your lawn, stealing your lights and poking holes your giant faux snow globes. Maybe next year, I'll decorate the back yard instead. Much safer, and those punks don't appreciate Christmas anyway.
 
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