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(slam online) Followup Kobe Bryant says knee is 90% better. Doctors say it should completely heal since he'll no longer have to use it to beg his wife's forgiveness   (slamonline.com) divider line 15
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2011-12-21 09:30:57 AM
No more marital beef for Kobe?
 
2011-12-21 09:33:37 AM
rjakobi: No more marital beef for Kobe?

She told to go out the way he came in, the back door.
 
2011-12-21 09:34:39 AM
Period.
 
2011-12-21 09:35:29 AM
I'd almost feel bad for Kobe, but he knew what he was getting into when he married her. 10 years later, she's rich for life.
 
2011-12-21 09:36:47 AM
Ass raped, that is.

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2011-12-21 10:47:27 AM
He used to beg his wife for forgiveness, then he took an arrow in the knee.
 
2011-12-21 11:32:10 AM
His wife is such a biatch for divorcing him almost exactly 10 years after they got married so she's legally entitled to 50%. I mean you could at least make it seem like she's doing it for better reasons....although she does have 180 million pretty good ones..

Still, it'd be cheaper for kobe to kill her then cop a deal. I mean, how many years do you think you could plea down to if you admit it and have very very very good lawyers?

Would you go to jail for 5 years for 360 million?
 
2011-12-21 12:01:37 PM
Sanduskyed In The Shower: Would you go to jail for 5 years for 360 million?

No.
 
2011-12-21 12:14:57 PM
Sanduskyed In The Shower: His wife is such a biatch for divorcing him almost exactly 10 years after they got married so she's legally entitled to 50%. I mean you could at least make it seem like she's doing it for better reasons....although she does have 180 million pretty good ones..

Still, it'd be cheaper for kobe to kill her then cop a deal. I mean, how many years do you think you could plea down to if you admit it and have very very very good lawyers?

Would you go to jail for 5 years for 360 million?


That sort of out-of-the-box thinking is particularly amusing given your username.
 
2011-12-21 02:06:10 PM
I've read rumours elsewhere that the straw that broke the camel's back was his wife finding out that he's been acting as a very generous sugar-daddy to a certain nude/bikini model.
 
2011-12-21 02:42:53 PM
Would you go to jail for 5 years for 360 million?

Which jail?
 
2011-12-21 02:59:25 PM
Sanduskyed In The Shower: Would you go to jail for 5 years for 360 million?

Civil law, how does it work?
 
2011-12-21 11:50:01 PM
Sanduskyed In The Shower: Would you go to jail for 5 years for 360 million?

No.
 
2011-12-22 12:37:36 AM
devioustrevor: I've read rumours elsewhere that the straw that broke the camel's back was his wife finding out that he's been acting as a very generous sugar-daddy to a certain nude/bikini model.

You make this statement and then don't say who it is?
 
2011-12-22 10:53:37 PM
bhcompy: devioustrevor: I've read rumours elsewhere that the straw that broke the camel's back was his wife finding out that he's been acting as a very generous sugar-daddy to a certain nude/bikini model.

You make this statement and then don't say who it is?


At this point it doesn't matter, there was another link a few hours after my post revealing the identity.


\\*cough, cough* Jessica Burciaga *cough, cough*
 
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