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(TOC)   Reporter takes shot from new police taser to see what it's like (with video)   (channeloklahoma.com) divider line 51
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2001-11-07 03:54:49 PM
been done to death on tv. boooooring.
 
2001-11-07 03:56:05 PM
Mr. Police Offica what choo got man. Thats the gayest gangster imitation ive ever seen.
 
2001-11-07 03:56:51 PM
What an idiot! That guy fell like a sack of bricks. I don't think it takes any sort of Investigative Reporting to know that's what'll happen when you get hit with the volts.
 
2001-11-07 04:01:13 PM
If not the whitest imitation...


lol... between the nut in Dallas and this footage I'm having a great day. :)
 
2001-11-07 04:02:01 PM
I'd just like join everyone in that video saying,

aughhhhhhhhhhh
 
2001-11-07 04:02:03 PM
Reminds me of my friend Taylor, who took my dog's Invisible Fence shock collar and wore it while crossing the property line. Repeatedly. It's not a very big shock but he get gasping and falling down, then getting up and doing it again.
 
2001-11-07 04:04:35 PM
Is my brother smarter than a hamseter?

Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ooooo!
Oh, a wise guy eh?
Nyahnyahnyah...

I prefer the video where the guy has a friend taser his sack. The dude folded like a card table.
 
2001-11-07 04:04:39 PM
I have heard of this done before.
 
2001-11-07 04:04:56 PM
Might have been cooler to have him hold a flourescent light bulb in his mouth when the cop hit the taser. Then watch his face light up... (may or may not have worked yet 50Kv can light lots of stuff up) maybe that reporter might be "brave" enough to try it...
 
2001-11-07 04:05:47 PM
hahahaha, whatchyougotmrpolicemanweeeeeeeeeeeeeee

that video was great
 
2001-11-07 04:08:26 PM
My dog stands about 15 yards from the Invisible Fence, rocks back and forth on his haunches about half a dozen times to psych himself up, then runs like a son of a biatch and jumps across. He just about does a somersault in midair when the shock kicks in, then hits the ground running.
 
2001-11-07 04:10:15 PM
"skilled heavyweight boxer"

sorry, just sounds like an oxymoron to me
 
2001-11-07 04:13:04 PM
LOOSESHOES
That's hilarious!!
I knew a girl whose dog had two of those collars on to try and stop him. He would do the same basic thing.
He knew where the line was and would get a full on run at it. As he crossed the field he would yelp and ball up. Momentum would carry him over the line and off he went about his business.
 
2001-11-07 04:18:13 PM
hehehe

"Yo, Mr. Police Office. I'm about to bust a cap in yo ass....zzzzzzzzzzztttttt sizzle....ahhhhhh!!! My face! My beautiful, beautiful face!"
 
2001-11-07 04:25:39 PM
What does it say about the news media when they're ripping off MTV's "Jackass"?
 
2001-11-07 04:28:06 PM
Ever see the video of the shock belt? It's worse than the taser. It's a belt they put on potentially violent suspects or criminals when in court or moving them from place to place. It has a remote trigger and any cop designated to carry and use the trigger is required to wear the belt and get zapped with it before being authorized to use it. The video I saw showed a cop about 6'2", 230# and solid muscle. Dropped him like a rock.
 
2001-11-07 04:39:56 PM
OK just reread... wthf is a hamseter?
 
2001-11-07 04:42:13 PM
Looseshoes - LOL had people giving me funny looks at work.....
 
2001-11-07 04:44:21 PM
stun guns are cool.

zap.
 
2001-11-07 04:46:42 PM
If that reporter is so "brave," why didn't he try out the shotgun beanbag rounds too? He could have taped the barrel of the shotgum to his leg to get the full effect.
 
2001-11-07 05:02:45 PM
That would have been better... A tazer vs beanbag shoot out. "Yo Mistah Po-leece man... I pop a bag in yo ass!"
 
2001-11-07 05:07:22 PM
This is old news. I saw a story about this 3 years ago. There is nothing new about this gun being used by the police in canada already.
 
2001-11-07 05:13:19 PM
To see that bean-bag thing in slo-mo rent "The Hunter" with Steve McQueen. Great movie if you haven't seen it. Got a couple of hicks flipping TNT out of a Trans-Am while being chased by (of all things) a combine. That alone is worth the rental $.
When you get tazer'd do your fillings get hot?
 
2001-11-07 05:14:33 PM
Non-lethal weapons are tools of oppression. The man no longer has to worry about potenially killing you to keep you in line. Just a few zaps is all it takes.
 
2001-11-07 05:24:07 PM
That's nothin'. If you want to see something that will really make you wince, check out a Jen & the Genitortures concert.
 
2001-11-07 05:31:40 PM
The Oklahoma City Police Department said that it's new police tasers can incapacitate an attacker without doing permanent harm.

#$@&*(*@#$&

For the last fuccking time, "IT'S" AND "ITS" ARE NOT THE SAME THING! "It's" is the shortened form of "it is," and "its" is the possessive word meaning "belonging to it."

These are supposed to be professional journalists, and they miss basic aspects of grammar...
 
2001-11-07 05:41:01 PM
fark a buncha tasers.

a .45 to the foreheads works better.
 
2001-11-07 05:55:12 PM
AntiNorm: Its about time we do something about it. Its starting to piss me off.
 
2001-11-07 06:08:21 PM
"Hi, I'm Johhny Reporter and I AM a Jackass" (guitar riff)
 
2001-11-07 06:18:17 PM
Looseshoes,
We wanted to know what it felt like so we took the collar, held it , and then walked across the little beam. The thing kinda makes it like when your foots asleep but painful, its hard to explain.
 
2001-11-07 06:56:04 PM
Im starting to get the feeling that the same company designed the websites for all these small news channels.
 
2001-11-07 07:18:29 PM
Diogenes: Gen and the Genitortures always put on a freaky-ass show ..come to Tampa quite a bit...
 
2001-11-07 07:57:45 PM
Man every time ANTINORM talks he has something bad to say about someone You should be called Grammarman....whats your problem? It should be me cause the problems! It's its i say fark off
 
2001-11-07 08:00:06 PM
oops cause = causing and i = I. I made a mistake....shiat I better run.
 
2001-11-07 08:18:47 PM
The Windows 300k stream is the worst quality video I have ever seen, with the worst audio stream I have ever heard.

I don't even want to know what RealPlayer 56k looks like.
 
2001-11-07 08:19:39 PM
They corrected it!

*laughs his ass off*
 
2001-11-07 08:20:52 PM
I like the idea of taser weapons. I think that it will reduce some of the anti-cop resentment on the streets. It's hard to like a guy who you know is a walking around with a gun. Besides, It'll prevent accidental shootings by police. As for oppression - I doubt that the tasers will be used at the drop of a hat. They'll probably be used when a suspect is a danger to cops - not just when you mouth off to a cop giving you a ticket.
 
2001-11-07 08:38:12 PM
"Yo, B! Slippa snig-noggin Moesha?"
RAMA-LAMA-DING DONG - CORN ON THE COB

I will PayPal twenty dollars to the man/woman/tachyon who can identify the "rammalamma ding dong" reference.

(SEXO)
 
2001-11-07 09:50:33 PM
Floyd: "Ramalamadingdong" comes from a song in the musical Grease. I actually have parts of it on VHS somewhere.

So where's my $20? :P
 
2001-11-07 09:54:28 PM
Dammit, I have the lyrics to that song going through my head now:

We go together
like rama lama ding dong sha dingety ding de dong
Remembered forever
like shoo bop sha wadda wadda yippitee boom de boom


and so on...
 
2001-11-07 11:20:11 PM
Hasn't anyone else electrocuted themselves by sticking pennies in the outlet?
 
2001-11-07 11:33:12 PM
"Whatta revoltin' development!"
(The Thing)
 
2001-11-08 12:05:46 AM
One of our neighbor's dog was just plain creepy. Apparently the dog's collar had a beeper in it that activated if the dog got very close to the line. The dog would get close enough to the line to set off the beeper but not so close as to get shocked. After a while the beeper would drain the battery and the dog would trot accross the line.
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11-07-01 04:08:26 PM LooseShoes
My dog stands about 15 yards from the Invisible Fence, rocks back and forth on his haunches about half a dozen times to psych himself up, then runs like a son of a biatch and jumps across. He just about does a somersault in midair when the shock kicks in, then hits the ground running.
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11-07-01 04:13:04 PM Watox1
LOOSESHOES
That's hilarious!!
I knew a girl whose dog had two of those collars on to try and stop him. He would do the same basic thing.
He knew where the line was and would get a full on run at it. As he crossed the field he would yelp and ball up. Momentum would carry him over the line and off he went about his business.
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2001-11-08 12:14:37 AM
Let's just agree that this reporter is an idiot.
 
2001-11-08 12:51:53 AM
Like arned criminals will have tasers... PR BS
Just keep using your standard firearms and decrease the surplus population of criminals, far cheaper than the racket of "capital confinement" and far more satisfying.
 
2001-11-08 01:21:45 AM
And...Oh Holy Night, Ow what was that for I didn't screw up.

No Kyle, you can't shock him unless he forgets the words.
 
2001-11-08 06:02:31 AM
They'll probably be used when a suspect is a danger to cops - not just when you mouth off to a cop giving you a ticket.

That depends on what you mean by danger. If some prick pulls out a baseball bat at a cop or a gun they should be shot in the head. Tazers are nice but not as affective in close quarters. They are really good against unarmed drug addicts and considering the rise in meth in the midwest thats what they will be used for.
 
2001-11-08 07:57:10 AM
AntiNorm:

THE "CORN ON THE COB" PART IS BART OF THE REFERENCE! I WANT MY ELVIS GUN, DAMMIT!
 
2001-11-08 08:12:15 AM
When i was a kid I was running through a section of woods that I often played in. I was charging along, as fast as I could, when I got caught in what felt like a net. One of the local farmers had moved his sheep herd into the woods, and erected a temporary electric sheep fence. It's a mesh fence, not just a single cable like for cows. I hit it at full blast (for an 8 year old), folding the top over, and almost laying the fence flat. Stuck on top of it like I was laying on a big net, every time I tried to brace myself to get up, I got shocked, convulsed, and fell back on it.
It sends a shock probably just about once every half second.
Eventually I puked up my guts, pissed myself (luckily had no chocolate to drop) and twitched till I rolled sideways off the fence to the ground.

my brother watched it and thought it was hilarious.

After that I couldn't stand electric shock of any kind. When we'd come to a strand electric wire when working or playing around the cattle fields, my brother would just hold it, lift it up and walk under. He'd pretend he was gonna be nice and hold it for me, wait till I got halfway through and grab me with his free hand, or press the wire on me...

ahhh the good old days...


-btw, this post contains no point.
 
2001-11-08 09:25:43 AM
Where is the video of the idiot that let his friend taser his sack?
 
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