It's important to remember that Newt is only a Catholic of Convenience. In his heart he's still a philandering, lying, pompous, arrogant, weaselly sack of shiat.

czetie: It's important to remember that Newt is only a Catholic of Convenience. In his heart he's still a philandering, lying, pompous, arrogant, weaselly sack of shiat.

Well, he certainly sounds like a lot of the Catholics I know.

_{/Mostly my relatives.}

Eddie Adams from Torrance: They already have a conservative candidate who's been happily married for 20 years, has strong ties to his church and provides a great role model as a father of two.

Good shot Green.

Oh very good shot.

GAT_00: The thing I don't here is why is Santorum more credible than Bachmann?

Because testicles.

GAT_00: The thing I don't here is why is Santorum more credible than Bachmann?

He has a penis. It's covered in a light-brown, frothy mixture of some sort, but he has one.

Or they could just say fark it, and spend the day at home praying for gay people and abortion doctors to go to Hell, or whatever it is fundies do in their spare time.

Santorum is also Catholic, but he only preaches about wedge issues like homosexuality and abortion. He conveniently forgets all the 'liberal' teachings, like taking care of the poor, the teachings against unregulated capitalism, the USCCB's decades long fight for universal healthcare, etc.

GAT_00: The thing I don't here is why is Santorum more credible than Bachmann?

He's not married to an obvious closeted gay. That's just a scandal waiting to happen.

Sock Ruh Tease: GAT_00: The thing I don't here is why is Santorum more credible than Bachmann?

He has a penis. It's covered in a light-brown, frothy mixture of some sort, but he has one.

Exactly. FTFA:

Bachmann declined, the source said, noting to Vander Plaats that she has consistently polled ahead of Santorum in the race and still does.

Other than this being the first time Bachmann has been right about anything, it is also notable in the sense that it really makes no sense to ask Bachmann to drop out in favor of Rick Santorum. She does poll higher. I think it's blatant sexism.

sociopathic Catholic womanizer???

Clinton's on the ballot? I didn't know he was Catholic.

I'm thinking that Marcus probably has a lot of first hand experience with how dangerous Santorum can be but isn't willing to share it with Michele.

FuturePastNow: GAT_00: The thing I don't here is why is Santorum more credible than Bachmann?

He's not married to an obvious closeted gay. That's just a scandal waiting to happen.

I'm waiting for somebody to release a picture of Marcus with some dude balls-deep in his ass.

/no way he would pitch

just because someone claims to be something (in this case a catholic) does not mean that they are that thing.

Christians are farking retarded.

I love how some people can't be president because they don't worship Jaysus the right way.

czetie: It's important to remember that Newt is only a Catholic of Convenience. In his heart he's still a philandering, lying, pompous, arrogant, weaselly sack of shiat.

All these damn so-called "Scotsmen!" None of them are true!

If we accept the Evangelical premise that the world is coming to an end and so forth, why aren't they voting for the democratic candidate that will help tilt the earth towards a dark age of unrestrained socialist lust and athiesm or whatever they say will precede armeggedon.

Eddie Adams from Torrance: I don't know why they're complaining.

They already have a conservative candidate who's been happily married for 20 years, has strong ties to his church and provides a great role model as a father of two.

+1. I just snerfed coffee out my nose

Not desperate, just frothy.

Bob Vander Huge?

My god, I want to fark that woman. I have this disorder where I'm only attracted to mentally and emotionally unstable women

vonster: sociopathic Catholic womanizer???

Clinton's on the ballot? I didn't know he was Catholic.

Aww, look, a "But.. But Clinton!"

How cute. Pathetic, but cute.

GAT_00: The thing I don't here is why is Santorum more credible than Bachmann?

Because most people don't really know who he is. I bet if you went up to 10 people and asked them (not on the internet but in the walking around world) only 4 would know his name. 1 would know what state he comes from, maybe.

Eddie Adams from Torrance: I don't know why they're complaining.

They already have a conservative candidate who's been happily married for 20 years, has strong ties to his church and provides a great role model as a father of two.

Yea... but but but... he's one of them negras!!!

/rolls eyes

Let's see ... they run an affable war veteran and a pretty lady against a black guy with a funny name ... and LOSE.
Next go 'round, they can't find ANY candidate with mainstream sense and appeal - everyone's description is followed by a "but ... "

Maybe the straight white "fark you, I got mine" evangelicals aren't the American backbone they thought they were. Sure, they're fighting tooth-and-nail as they go down, but eventually, they'll be just another group.

"Anyone but Obama" remains the chant at my church. No one can articulate WHY, except in private.

Good. Maybe they'll drink the Kool-Aid and leave the rest of us in peace.

downpaymentblues: "Anyone but Obama" remains the chant at my church. No one can articulate WHY, except in private.

Yes, in private... *wink wink*

/and don't call them racists!!

downpaymentblues: "Anyone but Obama" remains the chant at my church. No one can articulate WHY, except in private.

The President is near?

vonster: sociopathic Catholic womanizer???

Clinton's on the ballot? I didn't know he was Catholic.

I don't believe for a minute you could possibly feel good about posting that.

vonster: sociopathic Catholic womanizer???

Clinton's on the ballot? I didn't know he was Catholic.

*The sound of crickets*

Now tell one about Ted Kennedy. Tool.

Hickory-smoked: vonster: sociopathic Catholic womanizer???

Clinton's on the ballot? I didn't know he was Catholic.

I don't believe for a minute you could possibly feel good about posting that.

Desperate times call for desperate trolls
//Clinton was Baptist

Do NOT.

Get.

Overconfident.

Fsckers.

That is the Dem's downfall EVERY GODS DAMN TIME.

Bucky Katt: GOP theocrats have always been desperately stupid

a bit of a carryover from the other newt thread, but there cannot actually be a theocracy, in the end it would be some sort of fascist state. a theocracy implies that God would be the head of state, which we know (due to being human) would actually be ran by humans (who fail often and sometimes do not learn from their ways).

abb3w: downpaymentblues: "Anyone but Obama" remains the chant at my church. No one can articulate WHY, except in private.

Please don't be offended, but... why do you still go to that church?

They sound like "good Christians" to me.

Kittypie070: Do NOT.

Get.

Overconfident.

Fsckers.

That is the Dem's downfall EVERY GODS DAMN TIME.



Democrats really do seem to get slaphappy drunk on Republican stupidity. The hangover is always worse.