She's pretty hot. If only there were someone willing to put something inside her to prevent the babby from falling out. Perhaps something designed to fit inside a vagina.

ManateeGag: BurnShrike: She's pretty hot. If only there were someone willing to put something inside her to prevent the babby from falling out. Perhaps something designed to fit inside a vagina.

For 5 months? the commercial says if it lasts more than 4 hours to call a doctor

For when you get tired

Now that's a size queen.

/shut your gaping... oh man i can't finish it.

That must be a terrible way to find out about a miscarriage.

BurnShrike: She's pretty hot. If only there were someone willing to put something inside her to prevent the babby from falling out. Perhaps something designed to fit inside a vagina.

Like..say..maybe... Your PENIS?!?

Donna Kelly, 29, was told five months into her pregnancy that her baby was just an inch from the top of her cervix and at risk of "falling out".



There was an old woman who lived in a shoe . . . OH!

"Ohh, get that, would you, Deirdre?"

Our next-door neighbor had to do this. Fortunately her husband has a good job and they were able to hire a live-in nanny to take care of the two kids they had already. She was a mess physically for over a year afterwards.

I don't know what you'd do in this circumstance if you had to work full-time or didn't have someone to watch your children. Miscarry, I guess. How awful, though.

This seems similar to the notion that if you have sex standing up, you can't get pregnant because everyting will drip out.

The My Little Pony Killer: If she knew her cervix was weak from the last time, and she'd already had miscarriages before, why try again? I just don't get how people could be that selfish.

If you want a child THAT BADLY, there are many who need good homes and they already exist.

Not all pregnancies are planned. In fact I understand only about 50% of them are....

My son was almost lost due to a weak cervix problem my wife had.

But they caught it just in time and fixed her up with a cerclage and things were okay. She had to spend quite a bit of time in the hospital on her back to prevent the baby from pushing downward against the cervix, and that was tough.

But this kind of thing happens in about a third of miscarriage cases, I've read. Early prenatal checks are critical.

RedEmily: This seems similar to the notion that if you have sex standing up, you can't get pregnant because everyting will drip out.

what do you mean notion?? thats not true?

TFH: "Three months in bed to stop miscarriage"
TFA: "Donna Kelly, 29, was told five months into her pregnancy... ...Amelia arrived six weeks early..."

That sounds more like 2.5 - 3 months to me, not 5.

I am no longer impressed.

Surely she has the blonde roots.

The heartburn. My god, the heartburn.

/drtfa

There are few times when Farkers embarrass me. This is one of them.

God forbid any of you ever have to live through something of this nature. I hope you never have to answer the phone and hear your inconsolably weeping wife on the other end of the line as she mutters the only words she is able to muster "they cant find a heartbeat".

Anyone who does the "welcome to fark" meme can DIAF.



This is Quinn's remains. He sits atop my piano.

"I propped myself up with pillows and the barrier round the bed kept me from falling out. I had to roll onto my side to eat, but I'd always have a dead arm by the end of the meal."

I suppose it was either that or two dead arms.

Krymson Tyde: How is Michelle Duggar these days?

I came here for a loose woman joke or a hung dad joke, but you, you my friend...


you get the gold

This happened in that sappy book about the yellow dog that everyone liked that they made into a bad movie.

ZAZ: I think a hammock could work better than a bed because it naturally allows the head and feet to be pointed up at the same time. The story isn't from America so profit motive for hospital bed makers is probably not the reason for using a bed.

Donna, of Coventry, has suffered from a weak cervix since having son Joshua, now four.

I was hoping that sentence would end "... since dating John Holmes."

The idea is not to have her feet higher than her head, but to have the bottom of her pelvis higher than her head. That doesn't happen with a hammock unless it is very long and you put the center of your chest at the bottom of the curve. A tilted bed is probably more comfortable than that would be.

A stitch in time saves 9 (months)

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/didn't work

Golden Fark Finger award for "best insight in a thread" catagory.

jst3p: There are few times when Farkers embarrass me. This is one of them.

God forbid any of you ever have to live through something of this nature. I hope you never have to answer the phone and hear your inconsolably weeping wife on the other end of the line as she mutters the only words she is able to muster "they cant find a heartbeat".

Anyone who does the "welcome to fark" meme can DIAF.

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This is Quinn's remains. He sits atop my piano.

I agree, and I'm so sorry for your loss. Hope this doesn't ruin your day or week. Farkin idiots don't deserve the time of day.

BurnShrike: She's pretty hot. If only there were someone willing to put something inside her to prevent the babby from falling out. Perhaps something designed to fit inside a vagina.

A walrus?

jst3p: There are few times when Farkers embarrass me. This is one of them.

God forbid any of you ever have to live through something of this nature. I hope you never have to answer the phone and hear your inconsolably weeping wife on the other end of the line as she mutters the only words she is able to muster "they cant find a heartbeat".

Anyone who does the "welcome to fark" meme can DIAF.

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This is Quinn's remains. He sits atop my piano.

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jst3p: There are few times when Farkers embarrass me. This is one of them.

God forbid any of you ever have to live through something of this nature. I hope you never have to answer the phone and hear your inconsolably weeping wife on the other end of the line as she mutters the only words she is able to muster "they cant find a heartbeat".

Anyone who does the "welcome to fark" meme can DIAF.

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This is Quinn's remains. He sits atop my piano.

You beat me to it.

sweet-daddy-2: jst3p: There are few times when Farkers embarrass me. This is one of them.

God forbid any of you ever have to live through something of this nature. I hope you never have to answer the phone and hear your inconsolably weeping wife on the other end of the line as she mutters the only words she is able to muster "they cant find a heartbeat".

Anyone who does the "welcome to fark" meme can DIAF.

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This is Quinn's remains. He sits atop my piano.

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Starry Heavens: TFH: "Three months in bed to stop miscarriage"
TFA: "Donna Kelly, 29, was told five months into her pregnancy... ...Amelia arrived six weeks early..."

That sounds more like 2.5 - 3 months to me, not 5.

I am no longer impressed.

You and your fancy math and facts are to be ridiculed here on fark!

jst3p:
"they cant find a heartbeat".


Could you borrow a feeling?
I think it's on the A-side.

Walker: Babby is coming out.

you mean coming up?

jst3p: There are few times when Farkers embarrass me. This is one of them.

God forbid any of you ever have to live through something of this nature. I hope you never have to answer the phone and hear your inconsolably weeping wife on the other end of the line as she mutters the only words she is able to muster "they cant find a heartbeat".

Anyone who does the "welcome to fark" meme can DIAF.



This is Quinn's remains. He sits atop my piano.

Rocky ReCoCo at your cervix

zabadu: You beat me to it.

I was hoping to see it done before I got here... maybe next time.

C'mon, it's not like she took an arrow to the knee.

This story makes me think of the "Apparatus for facilitating the birth of a child by centrifugal force".

jst3p: There are few times when Farkers embarrass me. This is one of them.

God forbid any of you ever have to live through something of this nature. I hope you never have to answer the phone and hear your inconsolably weeping wife on the other end of the line as she mutters the only words she is able to muster "they cant find a heartbeat".

Anyone who does the "welcome to fark" meme can DIAF.

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This is Quinn's remains. He sits atop my piano.

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