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(Chicago Trib)   Woman who called police to report a home invasion and then said she must have hallucinated it was arrested after police found the source of her hallucinations: heroin   (chicagotribune.com) divider line 39
    More: Dumbass, Skokie, home invasions, hallucinations, Cook County Jail, heroin, Elina Sarkisian  
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2011-12-21 12:34:26 AM  
at my house we call that Tuesday
 
2011-12-21 02:49:23 AM  
Stay off the drugs, kids.
 
2011-12-21 02:50:21 AM  
What? No heroine tag?
 
2011-12-21 02:55:11 AM  
Heroin isn't a hallucinogen. She was hallucinating because she stayed up for too long smoking crack.

/I'd poke her damp holes
 
2011-12-21 03:12:22 AM  
I once had my dweams invaded by a wascally wabbit....
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Has this ever happened to any of you girls?
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Oh No! The Super Chief!
www.davidbordwell.net
AGONY! AG-GONE-EEE!
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2011-12-21 03:19:18 AM  

Dahnkster: I once had my dweams invaded by a wascally wabbit....

Has this ever happened to any of you girls?

Oh No! The Super Chief!

AGONY! AG-GONE-EEE!


Be very very quiet, I'm chasing dwagons.
 
2011-12-21 03:24:26 AM  
I'll bet she cleans up nice.
 
2011-12-21 03:45:08 AM  

soundguy: I'll bet she cleans up nice.


before the drugs, perhaps
 
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2011-12-21 03:54:42 AM  

soundguy: I'll bet she cleans up nice.


Stupid never washes off. I see from your pic you are a monitor engineer like me..one of the chosen..
 
2011-12-21 03:57:33 AM  

ad: soundguy: I'll bet she cleans up nice.

Stupid never washes off. I see from your pic you are a monitor engineer like me..one of the chosen..


Oooh, what do all those knobs do?
Hah.
 
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2011-12-21 04:10:41 AM  

Old-sour-pickle-chips: ad: soundguy: I'll bet she cleans up nice.

Stupid never washes off. I see from your pic you are a monitor engineer like me..one of the chosen..

Oooh, what do all those knobs do?
Hah.


When people ask me that at a show I usually look at the consol and say omg, I have no idea.
 
2011-12-21 04:13:21 AM  

Old-sour-pickle-chips: ad: soundguy: I'll bet she cleans up nice.

Stupid never washes off. I see from your pic you are a monitor engineer like me..one of the chosen..

Oooh, what do all those knobs do?
Hah.

==============

"Do you know what all those knobs do?"
"No, I was hoping you would tell me".

"You're doing a great job, the lights look amazing"

"Ha, mah name's Freebird, and this is my old man Scooter, and we been fans of y'all forever. Were you on their first tour?"
"No, I was 11 years old, and my mother didn't let me stay out that late"

/FOH
//A frequent visitor to Monitor Beach though.
 
2011-12-21 04:16:41 AM  
This: "She said she'd smoked crack cocaine earlier in the day and used heroin to bring her back down."
 
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2011-12-21 04:22:12 AM  

TommyymmoT: Old-sour-pickle-chips: ad: soundguy: I'll bet she cleans up nice.

Stupid never washes off. I see from your pic you are a monitor engineer like me..one of the chosen..

Oooh, what do all those knobs do?
Hah.
==============

"Do you know what all those knobs do?"
"No, I was hoping you would tell me".

"You're doing a great job, the lights look amazing"

"Ha, mah name's Freebird, and this is my old man Scooter, and we been fans of y'all forever. Were you on their first tour?"
"No, I was 11 years old, and my mother didn't let me stay out that late"

/FOH
//A frequent visitor to Monitor Beach though.


You know you're a sound engineer when you have furniture In your home with FOH written on it.
 
2011-12-21 04:23:14 AM  

SteveB: This: "She said she'd smoked crack cocaine earlier in the day and used heroin to bring her back down."


That's actually pretty feasable.
I wonder how much drugs she had.
$50,000 bail?
 
2011-12-21 04:29:05 AM  

ad: TommyymmoT: Old-sour-pickle-chips: ad: soundguy: I'll bet she cleans up nice.

Stupid never washes off. I see from your pic you are a monitor engineer like me..one of the chosen..

Oooh, what do all those knobs do?
Hah.
==============

"Do you know what all those knobs do?"
"No, I was hoping you would tell me".

"You're doing a great job, the lights look amazing"

"Ha, mah name's Freebird, and this is my old man Scooter, and we been fans of y'all forever. Were you on their first tour?"
"No, I was 11 years old, and my mother didn't let me stay out that late"

/FOH
//A frequent visitor to Monitor Beach though.

You know you're a sound engineer when you have furniture In your home with FOH written on it.


==============

When I die, I want the words "WHEELS DOWN" stenciled on my casket.
 
2011-12-21 04:29:29 AM  
i love Fark.com all the logical people come and post ...


uhhhh yeah . so anyways
 
2011-12-21 04:33:41 AM  

othmar: i love Fark.com

me too. i'm a top submitter.

 
2011-12-21 04:35:24 AM  
Boy George sympathizes.
 
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2011-12-21 04:37:53 AM  

TommyymmoT: ad: TommyymmoT: Old-sour-pickle-chips: ad: soundguy: I'll bet she cleans up nice.

Stupid never washes off. I see from your pic you are a monitor engineer like me..one of the chosen..

Oooh, what do all those knobs do?
Hah.
==============

"Do you know what all those knobs do?"
"No, I was hoping you would tell me".

"You're doing a great job, the lights look amazing"

"Ha, mah name's Freebird, and this is my old man Scooter, and we been fans of y'all forever. Were you on their first tour?"
"No, I was 11 years old, and my mother didn't let me stay out that late"

/FOH
//A frequent visitor to Monitor Beach though.

You know you're a sound engineer when you have furniture In your home with FOH written on it.

==============

When I die, I want the words "WHEELS DOWN" stenciled on my casket.


Thanks for the laugh, sorry about the thread jack here but I am recovering from surgery, waiting for my 3am dilaudid shot and I can use all the humor I can get. I would give anything to be pushing around heavy chain motor trunks about now.
 
2011-12-21 05:10:04 AM  
i will not be back to Fark.com tonight, all this logic is getting me to excited.


i just love Fark.com have a nice day
 
2011-12-21 05:28:07 AM  
What are they arresting her for? ...she's committed no crime (unless you count false reporting, but that's hardly her fault if she's experiencing drug-induced psychosis).

She belongs in a psych ward or a rehab clinic, not a jail.
 
2011-12-21 05:39:15 AM  

Ishkur: What are they arresting her for? ...she's committed no crime (unless you count false reporting, but that's hardly her fault if she's experiencing drug-induced psychosis).

She belongs in a psych ward or a rehab clinic, not a jail.


Um...possessing heroin is illegal. Whether it should be illegal is a different debate altogether, but she did, in fact, commit a crime.
 
2011-12-21 05:58:25 AM  

Lachwen: Um...possessing heroin is illegal. Whether it should be illegal is a different debate altogether, but she did, in fact, commit a crime.


Oh right. War on Drugs and all that.

Really, they should've just destroyed the drugs and drove her over to the hospital's psych ward.
 
2011-12-21 05:59:57 AM  

kisseswookies: Boy George sympathizes.


too many of Boy's houseguests never get to leave. creepy.

but this lil cutie, i'm jealous of the dragons she's slaying. that's awesome gone when you have a house full of company and no empties to tidy later.
 
2011-12-21 06:08:51 AM  
Crazy drug-induced paranoia story time...

When I was just out of high school, I used to live in a shady neighborhood with my girlfriend. Some friends of ours who smoked marijuana frequently crashed in our spare bedroom a lot.

One summer night while I was at work, these friends saw wet footprints on our balcony and freaked out, woke up my girlfriend and told her to call the cops because an intruder had been on the balcony trying to get in. She calls them while she's only marginally awake, they show up before she even has the sense to put anything more than a thong on, they take statements and leave.

I hear about all this in the morning, and I investigate the balcony. That afternoon I point out that our pothead friends are
walking barefoot on the tar roof, leaving slight impressions in the surface. That night, sure enough, the dew settles in those areas creating "wet footprints".
 
2011-12-21 06:16:43 AM  

Ishkur: What are they arresting her for? ...she's committed no crime (unless you count false reporting, but that's hardly her fault if she's experiencing drug-induced psychosis).

She belongs in a psych ward or a rehab clinic, not a jail.


But that shows compassion and that cops and the law are all about REVENGE for flouting their much-loved War on Drugs.

How DARE she violate our precious, wonderful drug laws! We'll make her pay for defying us!
 
2011-12-21 06:33:40 AM  

ad: TommyymmoT: Old-sour-pickle-chips: ad: soundguy: I'll bet she cleans up nice.

Stupid never washes off. I see from your pic you are a monitor engineer like me..one of the chosen..

Oooh, what do all those knobs do?
Hah.
==============

"Do you know what all those knobs do?"
"No, I was hoping you would tell me".

"You're doing a great job, the lights look amazing"

"Ha, mah name's Freebird, and this is my old man Scooter, and we been fans of y'all forever. Were you on their first tour?"
"No, I was 11 years old, and my mother didn't let me stay out that late"

/FOH
//A frequent visitor to Monitor Beach though.

You know you're a sound engineer when you have furniture In your home with FOH written on it.


---

.. or defunct band names from the '70s.

"Where's the remote?"
"Over on the end table"
"The one that says Iron Butterfly or the one that says Funkadelic?"

I tell people most of the knobs do stuff only dogs can hear but the sliding ones are "Suck" knobs. When you slide them down, it sucks less.
 
2011-12-21 06:53:34 AM  

ad: soundguy: I'll bet she cleans up nice.

Stupid never washes off. I see from your pic you are a monitor engineer like me..one of the chosen..


------

I see by you're profile that you're gigging in Vegas. I mainly live in Seattle, but I have a place down there too. Enjoy the 3am shot, then heal up and get back to work!
 
2011-12-21 07:03:00 AM  
www.chicagotribune.com

"I see Fark people"
 
2011-12-21 07:07:28 AM  

wombatsrus: [www.chicagotribune.com image 400x225]

"I see Fark people"


"They don't know they're farked"
 
2011-12-21 09:43:31 AM  
1 word DUMBASS
 
2011-12-21 10:13:05 AM  

Ishkur: What are they arresting her for? ...she's committed no crime (unless you count false reporting, but that's hardly her fault if she's experiencing drug-induced psychosis).

She belongs in a psych ward or a rehab clinic, not a jail.


no crime? you can't be serious. whether it should be or not possession of illegal narcotics is illegal.

I actually read the article because i was wondering if they had the right to search her home for drugs when responding to a home-invasion call but alas she allegedly left her stash out in plain view so i think they've got her.

Either way, it's all a big joke. heroin is just morphine that's more expensive, more dangerous due to lack of regulation and prescription and costing society thrice over due to the fact that drug laws cost a fortune, create more crime and bring in no real revenue other than that exacted from the "victims" we use to justify making drug use a crime in the first place.
 
2011-12-21 10:34:17 AM  

Pathman: no crime? you can't be serious.


She would not be arrested in any other first world country.

They'd take her to the hospital instead. She needs professional treatment, not bail.
 
2011-12-21 10:46:43 AM  
i'd fark some sense/sanity into her.
 
2011-12-21 11:14:00 AM  
Hallucinating (auditory or visual) while on cocaine (it wasn't from the h) is a sign of someone who has been abusing it for a while.
 
2011-12-21 12:49:47 PM  

Ishkur: Pathman: no crime? you can't be serious.

She would not be arrested in any other first world country.

They'd take her to the hospital instead. She needs professional treatment, not bail.



I'm not sure that's true. If the police find narcotics in your home in most places in Europe, for example, they will arrest you. What happens next might vary but either way, what she may or may not need is not particularly relevant. The law is the law - and even though i vehemently disagree with it, to say she wasn't committing a crime is silly.
 
2011-12-21 01:39:39 PM  
She looks like a long-lost Kardashian sister. Ever seen them without makeup?

www.fashionlatest.net
 
2011-12-21 01:51:44 PM  

MC Magic Cracker: She looks like a long-lost Kardashian sister. Ever seen them without makeup?

[www.fashionlatest.net image 570x380]


wow, eyebrows
 
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