bah. I'll take all the bewb vouchers I can get.
/not kidding

Let's inflate those breasts, ladies!

Well done implants are awesome, and they will be awesome for much longer than so-called "natural" boobs.

If she loves you enough to get bigger boobs, she's a keeper!

Boob vouchers give people better choice and are bra strappy.

AverageAmericanGuy: Let's inflate those breasts, ladies!

Well done implants are awesome, and they will be awesome for much longer than so-called "natural" boobs.

GIS "old woman breast implants" and you may want to reconsider.

The best breasts in the world are the ones I can touch without being slapped.

Descartes: If she loves you enough to get bigger boobs, she's a keeper!

When she up grades the boobs it means she will probably upgrade you in 6 months or so, from what I have seen a boob job is the relationship death bell tolling.

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jtown: AverageAmericanGuy: Let's inflate those breasts, ladies!

Well done implants are awesome, and they will be awesome for much longer than so-called "natural" boobs.

GIS "old woman breast implants" and you may want to reconsider.

The best breasts in the world are the ones I can touch without being slapped.

all day long

Ooh, my first BIE thread. I haven't been farking for years, hell when I stopped, I don't think there were any girls on here yet. Nothing better than FARK to kill medically bedbound boredom. Wait, let me check... yup,

/EIP

But what if they're for mom?

Especially if they're for guys.

/but then again, aren't they all in some way?

Oh crap, so what am I going to do now?

ArkAngel: Small and real is better than big and fake

Embiggened for truthieness

Grables'Daughter: I, myself, do not happen to agree.

Don't do it! Most guys like nice natural boobies all day long vs the fake ones.

I've only seen one well done boob job. And that was a girl who was very small and flat. She went from an A cup to a C cup, and it worked well on her small frame.

/oh the fantasies I had about that twister..

nonzero: ArkAngel: Small and real is better than big and fake

Embiggened for truthieness

I find the use of the word 'fake' offensive - I prefer the word 'artificially enhanced'.

And boobs don't have to become juggs - B's and C's are nice improvements on many A's - D's just look silly.

Bucky Katt: I could never advocate anyone going under the knife if it wasn't life threatening.

THIS

Plus getting one's body cut up mucks with sensitivity.

There is a shortage of perfect breasts in the world, it would be a pity to ruin yours.

natas6.0: Bewbs are magnificent.
be they real/fake, small or circus freak.

Real are way better than fake. And real or fake, huge circus freak boobies are nasty.

Liposuction gift certificates may be worse.

Martian_Astronomer: Liposuction gift certificates may be worse.

Or hysterectomy ones.

I love boobs, and while I prefer the naturals, if a boob job has been done correctly (IE, not over-inflating them to the point of comicality [Yes, it's a word.].) it can be quite hard (Heh.) to tell.

EIP for BIE, by the way.

nonzero: ArkAngel: Small and real is better than big and fake

Embiggened for truthieness

And requoted for truth.

Hint for the ladies: Getting guys to stare is way more about how you dress than how big they are.

AverageAmericanGuy: Let's inflate those breasts, ladies!

Well done implants are awesome, and they will be awesome for much longer than so-called "natural" boobs.

I dated a lady with implants. They looked good in a shirt, and were good for her self-image. Thing is, she can't lay on her stomach without having a rolled up towel between her boobs. Not sure if that's common, but something seems really wrong with that.

Shakespeare's Monkey: No pictures Fark, really?

When did we change to "Citizens for a Family Friendly Fark"? I didn't get the memo.

It's early, give it time.

jtown: AverageAmericanGuy: Let's inflate those breasts, ladies!

Well done implants are awesome, and they will be awesome for much longer than so-called "natural" boobs.

GIS "old woman breast implants" and you may want to reconsider.

The best breasts in the world are the ones I can touch without being slapped.

So just your own then, right?

Bra inserts generally don't over well, either.

A nice jeweled crucifix might, for those into décollété ministry.

PFFFFT commentary by a surgeon that doesn't offer gift cards

Whiner

In other news - I don't care if they aren't real. If they are real that's fine but the way I see it, a woman has to decide to do the procedure, PAY for the procedure, the and here's the hard part GO THROUGH the procedure. As opposed to a woman that just has genes on her side and lets everything happen to her.

Nope, there's nothing wrong with either one. I don't fault a woman that actively makes the decision to NOT do the procedure either.

So I guess in essence what I don't like (as if anyone cares) is a woman looking askance at another woman because they decided to go through all the steps to end up with exceptional boobs forever. If you perceive an issue and move to actively deal with it how can that be wrong?
And yes, I'm saving my nickels for my upgrades too. I want to feel better about myself standing next to my beautiful wife.

AverageAmericanGuy: Well done implants are awesome, and they will be awesome for much longer than so-called "natural" boobs.

I disagree wholeheartedly.

jtown: The best breasts in the world are the ones I can touch without being slapped.

I concur wholeheartedly.

ArkAngel:
Small and real is better than big and fake

Most correct statement in this thread.

Also worth noting: It's her body and she can do what she wants with it.

Boob job, boob job, man in Fez, ass job

I just think of it as a little gift for myself...

Harry Freakstorm: So if you only get one boob gift certificate, do you have to wait for a second gift certificate or do you buy a special bra?


Oh yeah. And you gotta get two.

Mutt Farkinov: AverageAmericanGuy: Let's inflate those breasts, ladies!

Well done implants are awesome, and they will be awesome for much longer than so-called "natural" boobs.

I dated a lady with implants. They looked good in a shirt, and were good for her self-image. Thing is, she can't lay on her stomach without having a rolled up towel between her boobs. Not sure if that's common, but something seems really wrong with that.


That's.... inconvenient. Was it because it was painful/uncomfortable to have the implants press against her pectorals (or to have the nipples/anterior breast tissue press against the implant), or was there was risk of damage/rupture to the implants if too much pressure was applied?

/most unsexy post ever in a boobie thread...

But they're the gift that keeps on giving! Enjoy them now and for years to come!

/heh... come..
//eip?

Mutt Farkinov: I dated a lady with implants. They looked good in a shirt, and were good for her self-image. Thing is, she can't lay on her stomach without having a rolled up towel between her boobs.

Then have her get on her hands and knees and hit it from behind. Problem solved.

How about a voucher for a vajay enhancement? Re-Virgination anyone?

Public Savant: And boobs don't have to become juggs - B's and C's are nice improvements on many A's - D's just look silly.

My girlfriend recently went from an A to a C and they're just great.