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(Media Matters) Strange The latest Soros-funded cartoonishly evil left-wing liberal organization to wage war on Christmas is....The National Rifle Association?   (mediamatters.org) divider line 124
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2011-12-20 09:21:38 PM
Wow, I can't believe a single purpose organization took a neutral stance with regard to an issue that isn't related to its purpose.
 
2011-12-20 09:27:25 PM
"An organization that constantly highlights its culturally conservative mores wishing people "Happy Holidays" is simply the latest evidence that the war on Christmas is a fraud."

Nice to see that get mentioned. The local news did a piece on Merry Christmas vs. Happy Holidays and we're in a very conserative Christian area. Nobody interviewed gave a rat's butt. The comments on the article were pretty much in the same vein.

The people that are vocal about the issue are a tiny tiny minority.
 
2011-12-20 09:44:48 PM
jbuist: The people that are vocal about the issue are a tiny tiny minority.

If that's the case, how are they everywhere? For there being so few of them, they sure do manage to go after everything with quite a bit of force. Alternatively, there really are that many butthurt Christians.
 
2011-12-20 09:46:05 PM
GAT_00: jbuist: The people that are vocal about the issue are a tiny tiny minority.

If that's the case, how are they everywhere? For there being so few of them, they sure do manage to go after everything with quite a bit of force. Alternatively, there really are that many butthurt Christians.


Christians aren't allowed to get butthurt. They get palmhurt.
 
2011-12-20 09:54:44 PM
GAT_00: If that's the case, how are they everywhere? For there being so few of them, they sure do manage to go after everything with quite a bit of force.

There's not many of them but they're vocal, and people that don't give a rip about something don't make noise.

Here's the local article I was talking about. Scroll down a bit and you can hit 'View Results' to see the poll results. Only 6% of people responded with "Yes, I'd boycott, because "Jesus is the reason for the season." Approximately 84% of people responded with they don't care at all.
 
2011-12-20 09:56:16 PM
Somewhere around 10% of Jews own guns. Why piss off potential donors?
 
2011-12-20 10:05:09 PM
The War On Christmas® is now acknowledged to exist by Media Mattards?

My god, the stupid is coming from all sides!!
 
2011-12-20 10:14:14 PM
violentsalvation: The War On Christmas® is now acknowledged to exist by Media Mattards?

My god, the stupid is coming from all sides!!


Recognizing that imbeciles believe that this is a thing != Believing that this is a thing.

But you knew that. But, by all means, carry on with your BSABSVR self.
 
2011-12-20 10:16:59 PM
Absolutely nobody gives two shiats about the War on Christmas except Hannity and O'Rly, as far as I can tell. It's actually a good acid test for utter mouth-breathing stupidity. The smarter Christians (who know Jesus wasn't born at this time of year, and realize that the Christ's Mass was placed during the pagan solstice festivals to usurp them) are fully aware that attacking people for not focusing on a holiday marked by Santa (secular), a yule log (pagan), and a decorated tree (specifically mentioned in the Bible as heretical) miiiiiight come back to bite them on the ass.
 
2011-12-20 10:17:41 PM
This makes me want to shoot elves.
 
2011-12-20 10:21:06 PM
A Dark Evil Omen: violentsalvation: The War On Christmas® is now acknowledged to exist by Media Mattards?

My god, the stupid is coming from all sides!!

Recognizing that imbeciles believe that this is a thing != Believing that this is a thing.

But you knew that. But, by all means, carry on with your BSABSVR self.


Actually, I don't do that BSABSVR crap. I try to vote for the issues important to me, and I don't care how anyone else votes.
 
2011-12-20 10:21:51 PM
GAT_00: If that's the case, how are they everywhere? For there being so few of them, they sure do manage to go after everything with quite a bit of force.

Same reason that you can be on an airplane with hundreds of other people but all you hear is that one baby.
 
2011-12-20 10:23:02 PM
GAT_00: jbuist: The people that are vocal about the issue are a tiny tiny minority.

If that's the case, how are they everywhere?


They aren't. The people who are laughing at them, on the other hand...
 
2011-12-20 10:24:53 PM
Note, if someone tells you "Happy Holidays" and you get pissy because you are a Christian, you are a hypersensitive ass. Also note, if someone tells you "Merry Christmas" and you get pissy because you are not a Christian, you too are a hypersensitive ass.
 
2011-12-20 10:25:13 PM
Gun Thread? S W E E T

My Newest Baby, the Springfield M1A.

www.budspolicesupply.com


My next purchase: something to shoot with when the enemy closes 200 yards.

www.mainemilitary.com

This is me at 100 yards. 20 rounds, so yeah, I suck.
a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net
 
2011-12-20 10:26:07 PM
Awwww, Media Matters is soooo cute when it fakes like it cares about the War on Christmas.
 
2011-12-20 10:29:59 PM
delathi: Note, if someone tells you "Happy Holidays" and you get pissy because you are a Christian, you are a hypersensitive ass. Also note, if someone tells you "Merry Christmas" and you get pissy because you are not a Christian, you too are a hypersensitive ass.

The difference is that I'm pretty sure the latter basically never happens. If you can find the one guy who ever did that I'll call him a jackass for you.
 
2011-12-20 10:42:16 PM
I used to have an envelope with an inkstamping on the front of it--it was something like "Jews For Universal Armament" with a picture of Adolf Hitler and a comment to the effect that armed people don't get rounded up for concentration camps. I remember getting that letter from some guy back in the day. I wish I still had that envelope. Maybe I'll look for it and scan it in if I find it. Pretty freaky.
 
2011-12-20 10:43:24 PM
A Dark Evil Omen: delathi: Note, if someone tells you "Happy Holidays" and you get pissy because you are a Christian, you are a hypersensitive ass. Also note, if someone tells you "Merry Christmas" and you get pissy because you are not a Christian, you too are a hypersensitive ass.

The difference is that I'm pretty sure the latter basically never happens. If you can find the one guy who ever did that I'll call him a jackass for you.


I used to work at a Credit Union where a customer would give me a "you need to be more inclusive, so say 'happy holidays'" lecture every time I would say "merry Christmas" to her. I don't know if she was offended by it or enjoys getting offended for people on their behalf, but yeah, there are language cops on both side of the issue.
 
2011-12-20 10:43:45 PM
serial_crusher: Wow, I can't believe a single purpose organization took a neutral stance with regard to an issue that isn't related to its purpose.

There is no neutral ground!
 
2011-12-20 10:45:43 PM
A Dark Evil Omen: The difference is that I'm pretty sure the latter basically never happens. If you can find the one guy who ever did that I'll call him a jackass for you.

I've seen that. But then again I used to hang out with some pretty pissed-off old cranky Unitarians--the kind with grey hair everywhere and that old people smell that get on rants about feeding Christians to the lions like the Romans did. Unitarian churches in the Bible Belt sometimes become a haven for people like that.
 
2011-12-20 10:46:47 PM
"War on Christmas" and "War on the War on Christmas" is the new "Boy airports sure are busy during the holidays"
 
2011-12-20 10:48:20 PM
I miss shooting at my old gun range. My wife vetoes the idea of guns anywhere with the kids around. Maybe years from now I'll inherit my dad's rifles and his nice 12-gauge when the girls are older.
 
2011-12-20 10:50:06 PM
Descartes: Awwww, Media Matters is soooo cute when it fakes like it cares about the War on Christmas.

So how neutral are you?
 
2011-12-20 10:51:30 PM
We are Legion.
 
2011-12-20 10:53:58 PM
thalidomide new and improved: Gun Thread? S W E E T

My Newest Baby, the Springfield M1A.

[www.budspolicesupply.com image 640x333]


My next purchase: something to shoot with when the enemy closes 200 yards.

[www.mainemilitary.com image 585x585]

This is me at 100 yards. 20 rounds, so yeah, I suck.
[a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net image 640x853]


Why are you shiatting up the thread?
 
2011-12-20 10:55:10 PM
babygoat: thalidomide new and improved: Gun Thread? S W E E T

My Newest Baby, the Springfield M1A.

[www.budspolicesupply.com image 640x333]


My next purchase: something to shoot with when the enemy closes 200 yards.

[www.mainemilitary.com image 585x585]

This is me at 100 yards. 20 rounds, so yeah, I suck.
[a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net image 640x853]

Why are you shiatting up the thread?


Because he is some douche-bag's alt. It is genetic.
 
2011-12-20 10:55:52 PM
I didn't buy their Christmas Cards this year because they labeled them as 'Holiday Cards' on the envelope.
 
2011-12-20 10:55:56 PM
jbuist: GAT_00: If that's the case, how are they everywhere? For there being so few of them, they sure do manage to go after everything with quite a bit of force.

There's not many of them but they're vocal, and people that don't give a rip about something don't make noise.

Here's the local article I was talking about. Scroll down a bit and you can hit 'View Results' to see the poll results. Only 6% of people responded with "Yes, I'd boycott, because "Jesus is the reason for the season." Approximately 84% of people responded with they don't care at all.


because newspapers are a bastion of sodamy. the good GOD fairing folk only get their news "fair & balanced"
 
2011-12-20 10:57:53 PM
IronTom: I didn't buy their Christmas Cards this year because they labeled them as 'Holiday Cards' on the envelope.

Pfft, I didn't buy their's because it didn't have a pic of a baby being eaten. I mean, really, WTF?
 
2011-12-20 10:58:19 PM
thalidomide new and improved: This is me at 100 yards. 20 rounds, so yeah, I suck.

Looks like those kitchen cabinets took the worst of it.
 
2011-12-20 11:00:37 PM
babygoat: thalidomide new and improved: Gun Thread? S W E E T



Why are you shiatting up the thread?


Because it's more interesting than this stupid thread topic. The "War on Christmas" was started by some asswipe who calls ordinary things EVIL and constantly references bible verses in inappropriate times. The only people who give a shiat about this is %0.04 of Christians, some evangelists, and old people like my dad. None of which we should give a fark about.
 
2011-12-20 11:00:50 PM
Sabyen91: Descartes: Awwww, Media Matters is soooo cute when it fakes like it cares about the War on Christmas.

So how neutral are you?


media.giantbomb.com


"What makes a good man go neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?"
 
2011-12-20 11:02:42 PM
One Bad Apple: Sabyen91: Descartes: Awwww, Media Matters is soooo cute when it fakes like it cares about the War on Christmas.

So how neutral are you?

[media.giantbomb.com image 500x375]


"What makes a good man go neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?"


I was hoping for that. :)
 
2011-12-20 11:02:55 PM
delathi: Note, if someone tells you "Happy Holidays" and you get pissy because you are a Christian, you are a hypersensitive ass. Also note, if someone tells you "Merry Christmas" and you get pissy because you are not a Christian, you too are a hypersensitive ass.

As a Christian who has Jewish, Muslim, Atheist, and Pagan friends, I tend acknowledge thier holidays.

Happy Hannukah, Good Yule, Rocking Ramadan, Crazy Kwanzaa, and of course, Nice Vacation.
 
2011-12-20 11:07:16 PM
Thrag: GAT_00: If that's the case, how are they everywhere? For there being so few of them, they sure do manage to go after everything with quite a bit of force.

Same reason that you can be on an airplane with hundreds of other people but all you hear is that one baby.


IlGreven: GAT_00: jbuist: The people that are vocal about the issue are a tiny tiny minority.

If that's the case, how are they everywhere?

They aren't. The people who are laughing at them, on the other hand...


Because the 'Silent Majority' argument hasn't already been pretty debunked every time it's been used.
 
2011-12-20 11:09:20 PM
globalwarmingpraiser: delathi: Note, if someone tells you "Happy Holidays" and you get pissy because you are a Christian, you are a hypersensitive ass. Also note, if someone tells you "Merry Christmas" and you get pissy because you are not a Christian, you too are a hypersensitive ass.

As a Christian who has Jewish, Muslim, Atheist, and Pagan friends, I tend acknowledge thier holidays.

Happy Hannukah, Good Yule, Rocking Ramadan, Crazy Kwanzaa, and of course, Nice Vacation.


Happy "Having massive amounts of sex with everybody" Day.
 
2011-12-20 11:12:20 PM
Somacandra: I used to have an envelope with an inkstamping on the front of it--it was something like "Jews For Universal Armament" with a picture of Adolf Hitler and a comment to the effect that armed people don't get rounded up for concentration camps. I remember getting that letter from some guy back in the day. I wish I still had that envelope. Maybe I'll look for it and scan it in if I find it. Pretty freaky.

It was probably JPFO - Jews for the Preservation of Firearm Ownership.
 
2011-12-20 11:12:59 PM
Fun with google:

"war on Christmas" site:foxnews.com

About 20,500 results

"war on Christmas" site:cnn.com

About 997 results

"war on Christmas" site:msnbc.com

42 results

Thanks, now I know the relative levels of derp on these cable news networks.
 
2011-12-20 11:14:14 PM
MisterRonbo: Fun with google:

"war on Christmas" site:foxnews.com

About 20,500 results

"war on Christmas" site:cnn.com

About 997 results

"war on Christmas" site:msnbc.com

42 results

Thanks, now I know the relative levels of derp on these cable news networks.


I farking shot Christmas in the spleen. Fox reported.
 
2011-12-20 11:16:07 PM
Sabyen91: IronTom: I didn't buy their Christmas Cards this year because they labeled them as 'Holiday Cards' on the envelope.

Pfft, I didn't buy their's because it didn't have a pic of a baby being eaten. I mean, really, WTF?


I can't stand that charity that greets you with pictures of those poor hare-lipped children. They say on the envelope: donate once and we'll never send you another mailing.
 
2011-12-20 11:19:13 PM
thalidomide new and improved


My next purchase: something to shoot with when the enemy closes 200 yards


Good luck claiming self-defense. Even in a castle doctrine state, they'll laugh you all the way to prison.

/but we all know you're a blowhard pussy who just fantasizes about shooting somebody

// like 99.9% of the masturbaters that buy this shiat
 
2011-12-20 11:19:48 PM
Sabyen91: globalwarmingpraiser: delathi: Note, if someone tells you "Happy Holidays" and you get pissy because you are a Christian, you are a hypersensitive ass. Also note, if someone tells you "Merry Christmas" and you get pissy because you are not a Christian, you too are a hypersensitive ass.

As a Christian who has Jewish, Muslim, Atheist, and Pagan friends, I tend acknowledge thier holidays.

Happy Hannukah, Good Yule, Rocking Ramadan, Crazy Kwanzaa, and of course, Nice Vacation.

Happy "Having massive amounts of sex with everybody" Day.


That's July 5th isn't it?
 
2011-12-20 11:21:09 PM
fark Xmas in the ass
/Jewish Gun Owner
//S&W 9mm, Rem 10-.22, Mossberg 500
///Slashies!
 
2011-12-20 11:21:36 PM
MisterRonbo: thalidomide new and improved


My next purchase: something to shoot with when the enemy closes 200 yards

Good luck claiming self-defense. Even in a castle doctrine state, they'll laugh you all the way to prison.

/but we all know you're a blowhard pussy who just fantasizes about shooting somebody

// like 99.9% of the masturbaters that buy this shiat


Heh, yeah, sniper rifles at 100 yards would even stretch the boundaries of a Florida law.
 
2011-12-20 11:22:34 PM
globalwarmingpraiser: Sabyen91: globalwarmingpraiser: delathi: Note, if someone tells you "Happy Holidays" and you get pissy because you are a Christian, you are a hypersensitive ass. Also note, if someone tells you "Merry Christmas" and you get pissy because you are not a Christian, you too are a hypersensitive ass.

As a Christian who has Jewish, Muslim, Atheist, and Pagan friends, I tend acknowledge thier holidays.

Happy Hannukah, Good Yule, Rocking Ramadan, Crazy Kwanzaa, and of course, Nice Vacation.

Happy "Having massive amounts of sex with everybody" Day.

That's July 5th isn't it?


It is whatever damned day I get massive amounts of sex (usually August 8)
 
2011-12-20 11:22:44 PM
globalwarmingpraiser: Sabyen91: globalwarmingpraiser: delathi: Note, if someone tells you "Happy Holidays" and you get pissy because you are a Christian, you are a hypersensitive ass. Also note, if someone tells you "Merry Christmas" and you get pissy because you are not a Christian, you too are a hypersensitive ass.

As a Christian who has Jewish, Muslim, Atheist, and Pagan friends, I tend acknowledge thier holidays.

Happy Hannukah, Good Yule, Rocking Ramadan, Crazy Kwanzaa, and of course, Nice Vacation.

Happy "Having massive amounts of sex with everybody" Day.

That's July 5th isn't it?


No you mean Mothers Day
 
2011-12-20 11:23:35 PM
I shot Christmas. Just to watch it die.
 
2011-12-20 11:24:05 PM
thalidomide new and improved: Gun Thread? S W E E T

My Newest Baby, the Springfield M1A.

[www.budspolicesupply.com image 640x333]


My next purchase: something to shoot with when the enemy closes 200 yards.

[www.mainemilitary.com image 585x585]

This is me at 100 yards. 20 rounds, so yeah, I suck.
[a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net image 640x853]


BAH! You clearly have no appreciation for superior rifle-quality!
 
2011-12-20 11:24:54 PM
One Bad Apple: globalwarmingpraiser: Sabyen91: globalwarmingpraiser: delathi: Note, if someone tells you "Happy Holidays" and you get pissy because you are a Christian, you are a hypersensitive ass. Also note, if someone tells you "Merry Christmas" and you get pissy because you are not a Christian, you too are a hypersensitive ass.

As a Christian who has Jewish, Muslim, Atheist, and Pagan friends, I tend acknowledge thier holidays.

Happy Hannukah, Good Yule, Rocking Ramadan, Crazy Kwanzaa, and of course, Nice Vacation.

Happy "Having massive amounts of sex with everybody" Day.

That's July 5th isn't it?

No you mean Mothers Day


Heh, that was funny.
 
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