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2011-12-20 06:25:32 PM
I'll do it:

Is Christianity is now the new radical Islam

In case you couldn't read that: religion is religion.
 
2011-12-20 06:42:32 PM
Christianity was radicalized before Islam was even invented.
 
2011-12-20 06:51:24 PM
mitchcumstein1: Christianity was radicalized before Islam was even invented.

Hindus got the christians into invented sky guys before islam was even radicalized(?) by them
 
2011-12-20 07:08:09 PM
8ace: mitchcumstein1: Christianity was radicalized before Islam was even invented.

Hindus got the christians into invented sky guys before islam was even radicalized(?) by them


Exactly, people been crazy for a long time.
 
2011-12-20 07:26:52 PM
Sure. Whatever helps you feel like a superior atheist.
 
2011-12-20 07:33:05 PM
Shostie: Sure. Whatever helps you feel like a superior atheist.

Are you condoning the behavior of the people in the article? Is that behavior consistent with Christianity?
 
2011-12-20 07:35:56 PM
shiat, is it called Constantinople again?
 
2011-12-20 07:52:53 PM
FloydA: Shostie: Sure. Whatever helps you feel like a superior atheist.

Are you condoning the behavior of the people in the article? Is that behavior consistent with Christianity?


No and no.
 
2011-12-20 08:00:23 PM
Shostie: FloydA: Shostie: Sure. Whatever helps you feel like a superior atheist.

Are you condoning the behavior of the people in the article? Is that behavior consistent with Christianity?

No and no.


So what was the purpose of your comment? Was it just to say "atheists suck" or did you have some other message you wanted to convey?
 
2011-12-20 08:03:58 PM
FloydA: Shostie: FloydA: Shostie: Sure. Whatever helps you feel like a superior atheist.

Are you condoning the behavior of the people in the article? Is that behavior consistent with Christianity?

No and no.

So what was the purpose of your comment? Was it just to say "atheists suck" or did you have some other message you wanted to convey?


"Be sure to drink your Ovaltine."
 
2011-12-20 08:05:15 PM
FloydA: Shostie: FloydA: Shostie: Sure. Whatever helps you feel like a superior atheist.

Are you condoning the behavior of the people in the article? Is that behavior consistent with Christianity?

No and no.

So what was the purpose of your comment? Was it just to say "atheists suck" or did you have some other message you wanted to convey?


Trolled hard.
 
2011-12-20 08:38:59 PM
Trolling used to mean something. Fark is really starting to suck ass lately.
 
2011-12-20 09:08:49 PM
People, venerate your ancestors. They are the only people who you can point to and say "They are my makers."

taoistfederation.org.sg
Also, you get to burn cool stuff.
 
2011-12-20 09:11:21 PM
Yep, four twitter users are a representative sample of an entire religion.
 
2011-12-20 09:25:15 PM
FloydA: Trolling used to mean something. Fark is really starting to suck ass lately.

Back in my day, the trolls were gods among men on Fark. They straddled the world with their legs and dropped their glorious testicles on the foreheads of the unsuspecting.
 
2011-12-20 09:26:41 PM
#godisgreat should be trending smh why is #GodIsNotGreat trending I will kill you all

Someone want to translate that, besides the "I will kill you all" part, I get that.
 
2011-12-20 09:34:37 PM
FloydA: Trolling used to mean something. Fark is really starting to suck ass lately.

i think our local shills are feeling kinda burned out. 2011 has been a rough year for 'em - obama killed off bin laden, Quaddafi is dead and wall street got occupied. despite the best efforts of the 101st chairborne, obama came off looking pretty good.
 
2011-12-20 09:35:59 PM
Mugato: #godisgreat should be trending smh why is #GodIsNotGreat trending I will kill you all

Someone want to translate that, besides the "I will kill you all" part, I get that.


This particular hashtag is not trending, but should be. I'm shaking my head. Why is this other hashtag trending? I will kill you all, and then myself for being a dumbass and using Twitter in the first place.

I might have thrown some editorial content in there toward the end.
 
2011-12-20 09:37:20 PM
Mugato: Someone want to translate that

#godisgreat should be trending
smh
[= shaking my head]
why is #GodIsNotGreat trending
I will kill you all


Clearer?
 
2011-12-20 09:38:29 PM
I don't even know what "trending" means in that context so I'm hopeless, nevermind.
 
2011-12-20 09:39:07 PM
Mugato: #godisgreat should be trending smh why is #GodIsNotGreat trending I will kill you all

Someone want to translate that, besides the "I will kill you all" part, I get that.


The tweeter opines that a good trend would be #GodIsGreat. He shakes his head (presumably in his infinite patience), then wonders why #GodIsNotGreat would possibly be trending, since the eternal peace that God brings is certainly a much better existence.

Then, he threatens to kill lots of people.
 
2011-12-20 09:40:53 PM
RexTalionis: People, venerate your ancestors. They are the only people who you can point to and say "They are my makers."

[taoistfederation.org.sg image 600x400]
Also, you get to burn cool stuff.


i.imgur.com

Ancestor Worship, on the tee vee With a Spaniard playing a mooselimb
 
2011-12-20 09:43:00 PM
What does God need with a Twitter account?
 
2011-12-20 09:43:03 PM
Mugato: I don't even know what "trending" means in that context so I'm hopeless, nevermind.

Trending means that lots of people are suddenly talking about a particular topic.

So, in revision:

People are not talking about this particular topic in increasing numbers, but should be. I'm shaking my head. Why are more and more people talking about this other topic? I will kill you all, and then myself for being a dumbass and using Twitter in the first place.
 
2011-12-20 09:46:48 PM
Christianity as the new radical Islam > Tebow.

/got nothin'.
 
2011-12-20 09:47:48 PM
if the definition of a god is a being with omnipotence, omniscience and omnibenevolence, yet a civilization which has taken to engaging in massive twitter hashtag tard fights hasn't been smited, doesn't it stand to reason that god must not exist?
 
2011-12-20 09:50:53 PM
thomps: if the definition of a god is a being with omnipotence, omniscience and omnibenevolence, yet a civilization which has taken to engaging in massive twitter hashtag tard fights hasn't been smited, doesn't it stand to reason that god must not exist?

I'm pretty sure the leak of Scarlett Johansson nude cell phone pics proves the existence of a loving God, albeit one that is a tease.
 
2011-12-20 09:52:19 PM
Shostie: People are not talking about this particular topic in increasing numbers, but should be. I'm shaking my head. Why are more and more people talking about this other topic? I will kill you all, and then myself for being a dumbass and using Twitter in the first place.

Got it.
 
2011-12-20 09:52:33 PM
thomps: if the definition of a god is a being with omnipotence, omniscience and omnibenevolence, yet a civilization which has taken to engaging in massive twitter hashtag tard fights hasn't been smited, doesn't it stand to reason that god must not exist?

No. It goes something like this...

"I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing".
"But," says man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It proves you exist and so therefore you don't. QED."
"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.
"Oh, that was easy," says man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white, and gets killed on the next zebra crossing.
 
2011-12-20 10:05:15 PM
Looks like everything has been covered here, including trolling. Ok peoples, let's bring this home. State a fact relevant to this topic that you are sure no one else knows.
 
2011-12-20 10:07:13 PM
This actually happens a lot.
On September 7th, 2009 christians lost their collective shiat on twitter when the hashtag #luciferiscoming started trending. It was trending because of the season 5 premier of Supernatural that night.
P Diddy led the christian charge (seriously) & started flooding twitter with tweets about God & Jesus with the hashtag #godishere.
Supernatural fans countered with the hashtag #PDiddyIsScaredOfHisTV and much mocking ensued.
 
2011-12-20 10:11:04 PM
No, Christianity was the OLD radical Islam.
 
2011-12-20 10:13:44 PM
Makh: Looks like everything has been covered here, including trolling. Ok peoples, let's bring this home. State a fact relevant to this topic that you are sure no one else knows.

I heard that Christmas was a pagan holiday that was co-opted by the Church to get more followers. Jesus was probably born sometime in April or something. When Christians celebrate Christmas they're actually celebrating the rice of the elder god Thargramanos, the pagan deity in charge of economy-sustaining consumerism.
 
2011-12-20 10:14:26 PM
That article listed some really weak death threats, I mean most of those are routinely posted here on Fark and directed at other farkers. DIF?? Really? Now granted, it's incredibly un-Christian like behavior, but still, those aren't death threats so much as internet hyperbole. When they start taking to the streets and blowing up people on a regular basis, then we can make the comparison that it's like Radical Islam.

Radicals come in all flavors, Atheists too.
 
2011-12-20 10:15:28 PM
Shostie: Makh: Looks like everything has been covered here, including trolling. Ok peoples, let's bring this home. State a fact relevant to this topic that you are sure no one else knows.

I heard that Christmas was a pagan holiday that was co-opted by the Church to get more followers. Jesus was probably born sometime in April or something. When Christians celebrate Christmas they're actually celebrating the rice rise of the elder god Thargramanos, the pagan deity in charge of economy-sustaining consumerism.
 
2011-12-20 10:17:57 PM
Fark me, i'm conflicted. I don't know which to comment on as I hate them equally - twitter or religion.

My head asplodes.
 
2011-12-20 10:20:47 PM
Wake me when Islam has killed people for as many years as Christianity has.
 
2011-12-20 10:22:31 PM
All religions have the potential to become fundamentalist. There are fundamentalists in almost every religion.

The Middle East has Islam. We have Christianity.
Now, not all Muslims are fundamentalists and neither are all Christians. Most people in either religion are not fundamentalists.

Though, depending upon where you are (Saudi Arabia, The Deep South in America), fundamentalism might be more concentrated.

Some are violent. Obviously those are the most visible. But most are not violent.
Most are normal people who just believe deeply on a fundamental level that they and their particular belief system are right and that others are wrong.

Hatred and fundamentalism are what we should fight in religion. It's what leads to religious wars, violence, intolerance and bigotry. We may not have many Christian terrorists here (though there are certainly some). But that doesn't mean we don't have hate-filled fundamentalists like Phelps or Pat Robertson or politicians like Rick Perry, Rick Santorum, or Michelle Bachmann who seek to gain more power and influence so that their bigotry becomes law.

The problem is not Christianity. Or Islam. It is the fundamentalism. The hatred, the bigotry. There are many loving, compassionate, tolerant people in these two, and in most, religions. The problem isn't either of these religions or religion in general.

The problem is the fundamentalism and it can be fought by promoting tolerance and compassion in religion. It can be fought by teaching love.
 
2011-12-20 10:28:46 PM
shivashakti: All religions have the potential to become fundamentalist. There are fundamentalists in almost every religion.

This, pretty much.

It's not the flavor of religion so much as the amount of fundamentalism in a given instance of it that determines the level of derp.

Go full on literalist, and the Abrahamic monotheisms start sharing a lot of characteristics.

Apart from them, there similar derp, slightly different but still out there.
 
2011-12-20 10:32:41 PM
itazurakko: Apart from them, there is similar derp, slightly different but still out there.

Christianity is the majority religion in the US so most people either belong to it in some way or at least know a lot of reasonable middle-of-the-road believers. So they know the true crazy is in the minority.

When other traditions tend to be shown only for the sensationalist crazy, people get a different view. On the the opposite side, there's traditions that only seem to ever be shown in really milquetoast versions, similar distorted view results.
 
2011-12-20 10:36:32 PM
*yawn*

atheists vs christianity
christianity vs islam
islam vs judaism
islam vs everyone
chritianity vs everyone
judaism vs everyone

It's all so played out and boring. Seriously, you all need to get the hell over yourselves.
 
2011-12-20 10:37:02 PM
serial_crusher: Yep, four twitter users are a representative sample of an entire religion.

No, most of us just use Fred Phelps, Pat Robertson, Jerry Falwell, L. Brent Bozell, and other notable religious figureheads who represent Christianity as a sample of the entire religion.
 
2011-12-20 10:37:49 PM
I'm going to sum up this thread by suggesting that one universal, exclusive missionary tradition with a similar model to another universal, exclusive missionary tradition might share some other characteristics as well. Thank you and good night.
 
2011-12-20 10:46:14 PM
Real Christians would never use a computer.

So they shouldn't be offended.
 
2011-12-20 10:52:27 PM
No, not even close.
 
2011-12-20 11:05:36 PM
violentsalvation: No, not even close.

www.csmonitor.com

Worst religious terrorist attack in the West since the 7/7 London bombings. Done in the name of Christianity stopping Islam.
 
2011-12-20 11:13:30 PM
These guys are not Christian terrorists. The I.R.A. was a Christian terrorist organization.

/And the I.R.S. is a government terrorist organization. :-P
 
2011-12-20 11:15:58 PM
Shostie: the rice of the elder god Thargramanos

At first you found something I didn't know. But then you changed it. Either way, I want that rice!
 
2011-12-20 11:19:29 PM
Reza Aslan asked this very question in his How To Win a Cosmic War...

As I said, "We are, as Reza Aslan puts it, in the midst of "Patriotism as religious devotion. Flag as totem." And we have those who see the Constitution, not as the basis of our law and nation, but as Covenant with God and his new Chosen People."

That is a bit different than Islamic Fundamentalism, which tends to be panethnic--though certainly, there are elements as ethnic groups tend to lean to either Shia or Sunni teachings, and certainly it is not a clear cut line--and Christian Fundamentalism, and Judaic Fundamentalism.
 
2011-12-20 11:20:33 PM
Christianity was the original radical religion. All other religious violence boiled down to just land grabs and power plays. Christianity turned the Roman Empire, which was a highly religious tolerant state, to one of narrow minded bigotry. Christians single-handed destroyed western civilization in Alexandria.-a renown place of learning and tolerance founded by Egypt and the Greeks. Christians persecuted their original sect, Judaism, to the point of mass extinction via the Holocaust. Hitler identified himself as a Roman Catholic, Jews didn't found Israel because they were afraid of Muslims. They founded Israel because despite 2,000 years of trying to fit in to society, they were happily slaughtered or ignored by Europeans and North Americans.

And there was a time in the middle east/Orient history...where it far exceed scientific, cultural and religious freedoms than the west.

So fark you, Christians, for your hypocrisy. You may have done a lot of good in the world, but you have done a lot of farking evil as well. Just like any other human created institution.
 
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