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(Hardball Talk)   Pa state supreme court rules that you can trade sex for things as long as you don't do it as a business   (hardballtalk.nbcsports.com) divider line 88
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2011-12-20 06:15:03 PM  
"2 chickens... same as it is in Ephrata"

/cool like an Amish icehouse
 
2011-12-20 06:21:57 PM  
And for those looking for the actual article and not an ad... here you go (new window).
 
2011-12-20 06:29:32 PM  
Women everywhere breathe a sigh of relief.
 
2011-12-20 06:30:24 PM  
Wait, was that in my outside voice?

Oh, okay, I'll sleep on the couch.
 
2011-12-20 06:31:59 PM  
 
2011-12-20 06:44:40 PM  
"Nice boobies you got there. Be a shame if something was to happen to them." -Rocco, from customer service.
 
2011-12-20 06:58:10 PM  
So if I buy a girl drinks and she doesn't sleep with me, can I sue for breach of contract?
 
2011-12-20 07:03:49 PM  
Who run Bartertown?
 
2011-12-20 07:29:47 PM  
Yes, the "Pa supreme court" may take this view, but I'm guessing the Ma supreme court may dissent from Pa's view here.
 
2011-12-20 07:30:23 PM  
There's a Sandusky joke out there, but I ain't making it.
 
2011-12-20 07:34:58 PM  
Isn't that called dating?
 
2011-12-20 07:52:29 PM  
You're not paying a hooker for sex, you're assisting her with living expenses, and she's rewarding you for your generosity.
 
2011-12-20 08:22:33 PM  

Snarfangel: Women everywhere breathe a sigh of relief.


Their amateur status is secure.
 
2011-12-20 08:22:48 PM  
Does anal count as sex?
 
2011-12-20 08:27:14 PM  
hmm. now where did I leave that 8 ball of blow at?
 
2011-12-20 08:27:22 PM  

The First Four Black Sabbath Albums: Does anal count as sex?


Nope.
 
2011-12-20 08:29:45 PM  

Cyberluddite: Yes, the "Pa supreme court" may take this view, but I'm guessing the Ma supreme court may dissent from Pa's view here.


Winner, winner, chicken dinner.
 
2011-12-20 08:29:56 PM  
So does this mean we are going to start seeing a lot of "SEI/EIP" posts?
 
2011-12-20 08:31:41 PM  
Grable's Daughter: Are you reading this?


/just askin'
//and hopin'
 
2011-12-20 08:34:25 PM  

GAT_00: You're not paying a hooker for sex, you're assisting her with living expenses, and she's rewarding you for your generosity.


You're paying her to leave.

\therefore not prostitution
 
2011-12-20 08:34:31 PM  
So they affirmed marriage, then?
 
2011-12-20 08:39:31 PM  
I got three Goodyear tires in pretty decent shape. And a top-of-the-line portable CD player. This is gonna be great!
 
2011-12-20 08:39:33 PM  
Just over the border from germany into poland (don`t forget poland) there are these strange stalls that sell what looks to be large chess pieces but only the white side. Unpainted plaster statues with very high price tickets. Of course with the purchase of this highly priced plaster piece of crap a girl who just likes you very much will have sex with you.

All totally legal, nothing to see here, move along.
 
2011-12-20 08:39:50 PM  
Um. Doesn't this mean it's legal to be a crack whore? Is it really a "business" if the purpose of the transaction is to obtain crack, even if this happens repeatedly?
 
2011-12-20 08:41:55 PM  

John Paul Jones: And for those looking for the actual article and not an ad... here you go (new window).


Thanks. When I tried the original Fark link, all it gave me was a completely blank page.

Cyberluddite: Yes, the "Pa supreme court" may take this view, but I'm guessing the Ma supreme court may dissent from Pa's view here.


Winner!
 
2011-12-20 08:49:38 PM  

URAPNIS: The First Four Black Sabbath Albums: Does anal count as sex?

Nope.


Neither does a bj'er. Bill Clinton said so.
 
2011-12-20 08:52:12 PM  
I've got like, 8 partially used tubes of Valtrex for any high class ladies out there. Hit me up if you're interested.
 
2011-12-20 08:53:27 PM  

Ennuipoet: There's a Sandusky joke out there, but I ain't making it.


"Want to get an education?"
 
2011-12-20 08:54:05 PM  

dready zim: Just over the border from germany into poland (don`t forget poland) there are these strange stalls that sell what looks to be large chess pieces but only the white side. Unpainted plaster statues with very high price tickets. Of course with the purchase of this highly priced plaster piece of crap a girl who just likes you very much will have sex with you.

All totally legal, nothing to see here, move along.


In Japan there are shops covered in photos of pretty young ladies and even handsome young men in some areas. The shopkeep, for a modest sum, will sell you a phone number. Just a phone number. Now, maybe that phone number costs a good 15,000 yen and maybe the person who answers the phone when you dial that number would like to meet you at a love hotel later and maybe they like you so much they'll suck you off. That's certainly not the business of the shop. They're just an honest store selling phone numbers.
 
2011-12-20 08:57:48 PM  
Debeers breathes a sigh of relief
 
2011-12-20 09:07:14 PM  
As long as you film it, it's cool.
 
2011-12-20 09:07:43 PM  
Looks like I'll be buying two tickets to the next World Series...
 
2011-12-20 09:08:58 PM  
The barter economy gets legal sanctification.
 
2011-12-20 09:10:47 PM  
Wait doesn't that make Jerry Sandusky innocent?
 
2011-12-20 09:16:13 PM  
The discussion at hardballtalk is just like FARK.

The First Four Black Sabbath Albums: Does anal count as sex?


Not if she doesn't wake up.
 
2011-12-20 09:17:46 PM  

ManateeGag: Isn't that called dating?


ManateeGag: Isn't that called dating?


For you, it is.
 
2011-12-20 09:22:06 PM  

Le Geno Vert: "2 chickens... same as it is in Ephrata"

/cool like an Amish icehouse


Prices have gone up due to inflation. It is a full goat now in Ephrata.
 
2011-12-20 09:27:17 PM  

Begoggle: As long as you film it, it's cool.


That was the Ca Supreme Court, not the Ma or Pa Supreme Court.
 
2011-12-20 09:30:59 PM  
Women have sex for money legally all the time, it's called "Marriage".
 
2011-12-20 09:35:01 PM  

fusillade762: Women have sex for money legally all the time, it's called "Marriage".


Grabs oversize bag of buttered popcorn, settles in for feminazi outrage.
 
2011-12-20 09:50:41 PM  
So,a friend from work was donating blood and one of the questions was, "Have you ever paid for sex?"

He says, "I bought her a house, does that count?"
 
2011-12-20 09:58:37 PM  
Ok so, I fark you in the butt for 2 ewes, you then trade me those ewes for 1 steer. I'll buy that steer from you for $200.

imokwiththis.jpg
 
2011-12-20 10:04:45 PM  
Obvious tag was too busy having transactional sex with its wife?
 
2011-12-20 10:15:05 PM  

Omahawg: hmm. now where did I leave that 8 ball of blow at?


Well, how you doin' ; )
/Wait I don't do that anymo... er, I mean I've never done that
 
2011-12-20 10:17:52 PM  
So,, Marriage is still marriage?
 
2011-12-20 10:19:12 PM  

Jynxed: Ok so, I fark you in the butt for 2 ewes, you then trade me those ewes for 1 steer. I'll buy that steer from you for $200.


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You sound Texan.
 
2011-12-20 10:21:18 PM  

gerbilpox: Jynxed: Ok so, I fark you in the butt for 2 ewes, you then trade me those ewes for 1 steer. I'll buy that steer from you for $200.

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You sound Texan.


LOL : )
 
2011-12-20 10:25:17 PM  

Cyberluddite: Yes, the "Pa supreme court" may take this view, but I'm guessing the Ma supreme court may dissent from Pa's view here.


What about Fa?

cdn.chud.com

Fa love Pa!
 
2011-12-20 10:31:54 PM  
And besides...

Isn't it a violation of free speech rights when someone is not allowed to give another person money for sex?
 
2011-12-20 10:49:37 PM  

Funk Brothers: Wait doesn't that make Jerry Sandusky innocent?


I can't imagine how you could twist this into "So that means it's legal to rape pre-teen boys".
 
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