From now on, all my video game toons are named Col Sanders.

A Link to the Past: The moment when repeated chicken abuse suddenly had consequences.

Cagey B: A Link to the Past: The moment when repeated chicken abuse suddenly had consequences.

My hairy palms disagree.

cretinbob: meh

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Chickens in video games, toilets in video games... both seem natural in video games, since they're normal in real life. Sex in video games seems a little too weird, though.

ciderczar: Cagey B: A Link to the Past: The moment when repeated chicken abuse suddenly had consequences.

My hairy palms disagree.

Ok, maybe not that weird.

HelloMyNameIs: Chickens in video games, toilets in video games... both seem natural in video games, since they're normal in real life. Sex in video games seems a little too weird, though.

Are you saying you want to virtually keep on farking that chicken?

Feed to lots of and cast. (new windows)

Video game chickens are legendary, this the weapon they use:

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Thank you...
No redneck rampage on the little video?

fark you G4

Cagey B: A Link to the Past: The moment when repeated chicken abuse suddenly had consequences.

Unbeatable motherfarking chickens. You get the Master Sword and Silver arrow to take down the head of evil but you can NOT kill a farking chicken. The chickens could have taken over Hyrule and there would have been no stopping them. Fark.

Now the flaming/exploding chickens in Myth 2 was a different story all together.

Invisible Pedestrian: HelloMyNameIs: Chickens in video games, toilets in video games... both seem natural in video games, since they're normal in real life. Sex in video games seems a little too weird, though.

Are you saying you want to virtually keep on farking that chicken?

I'll let your little poor attempt at invoking a played-out meme ride out on your quote! Get to bed, you have school and/or chores tomorrow. And do make a point to read everything you quote.

Hold on son, gotta reload ma gun!

No mention of the legendary chicken of riverrun in skyrim? You kill that bastard the whole town hates you

No Resident Evil 4? Lame.

Le Grand Inquisitor: No mention of the legendary chicken of riverrun in skyrim? You kill that bastard the whole town hates you

Every time I kill a chicken in Skyrim it disappears into the earth. Maybe maces are overkill?

I often kill the little farkers in MW2.

No Chicken Hunter?

...c'mon, when they say "from the very beginning", they should mean "from the very beginning", and show some Freeway:

unicron702: Video game chickens are legendary, this the weapon they use:

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Oh the cries of pain that went up when Guerilla Games finally nerfed the retardedly over-powered sniper in KZ3 were music to my ears.

Video is fail without Shale.
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Dreaming about super sauce.

Chickens in Gears 3 are tough bastards.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3nAvAzYmnE

World of Warcraft should have been there. You can even curse a chicken so it takes a while to die.

Chicken stomp.

An entire character built around hating small birds.

That video was about as funny as I expected it to be.

IlGreven: ...c'mon, when they say "from the very beginning", they should mean "from the very beginning", and show some Freeway:

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I wrote a TI99/4A version of this ...basically back in 1986-ish. I couldn't copy Frogger, so I came up with a chicken crossing the road.

As a side note...wow, I sucked versus what they can do today

KRSESQ: No Chicken Hunter?

This. My friends and I couldn't get enough of running over, shooting, exploding, and otherwise horribly maiming chickens for fun and competition. It's too bad that you could only do Chicken Hunter in a select few levels.

The only better game mode was Carmageddon's "Beef Curtains".

The movie fails for failing to include the MOST seen chicken death of all time. The breaking of the chicken neck by the guy in the background of the Chun Li stage in SFII.

I could swear that I saw a brief frame of a chocobo(o?)

will always remember the Tutorial stage of Myth II: Soulblighter. "yes, it's possible to kill the chickens".

About the hardest title to get in LoTRO is "Crosser of Roads"

You have to transform yourself into a chicken- 1 HP, no defenses except for an occasional sprint and play dead. You then spend ~4 hours running all over the entire map to visit various sites, much of it in territory crawling with high level mobs.

I never even came close to getting it, but my Kinship used to mass transform into chickens and have a race from the Shire to Rivendell. You could watch folks doubletake as they saw a mass of chickens running past them

jso2897: I hated those goddamn chickens.

Same here. At least they didn't come after you like the hogs did when you tickled them with buckshot.

All hail the Heretic morph ovum!

Glockenspiel Hero: About the hardest title to get in LoTRO is "Crosser of Roads"

You have to transform yourself into a chicken- 1 HP, no defenses except for an occasional sprint and play dead. You then spend ~4 hours running all over the entire map to visit various sites, much of it in territory crawling with high level mobs.

I never even came close to getting it, but my Kinship used to mass transform into chickens and have a race from the Shire to Rivendell. You could watch folks doubletake as they saw a mass of chickens running past them

Came for the LOTRO reference. My hubby and I had way too much fun running around as chickens.

Which came first, the chicken



or the toilet?

I swear that chickens are only put into Skyrim as a means for the holds to shake me down for lots of gold. When a chicken crosses my path, I can't not attack the damned bird. I'll get a bounty because inevitably someone saw it happen, so then I have to go kill the witness, which in turn just creates more witnesses... kicking a chicken causes shiat to get out of control quickly.

Whatthefark:



Came here for Redneck Rampage, leaving satisfied.

/Technically not a game...
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List fails for lack of Dungeon Keeper. I used to love slapping the chickens.

/not a metaphor