Relatively Obscure: I'd buttle the hell out of some shiat for that.

I would buttle battle you for the gig.

Where do you go for butler school?

In honour of gentlemen's gentlemen everywhere, Jeeves and Wooster singing Minnie the Moocher:

Heidy heidy ho, sir. (new window)

Ands listens you's the bests butler we's ever had so we no wants yous to quit.

Mugato: I can't imagine being that much of an asshole to have a butler, no matter how much I was worth.

Why would having a butler make someone an asshole? If the butler is happy doing what he does for the money and the employer is willing to part with the money in exchange for services, everything's good and no one is hurt. It's no different than hiring a concierge, or a masseuse or any other person who provides a service for money, albeit it's for a longer period of time.

If you make the butler loofah your taint or pick up dogshiat with their fingers, then you're an asshole. But if you treat the butler with respect, everyone wins.

Or would you rather be a ho?

/Or a real estate broker/agent?

OregonVet: keylock71: I'd do far more humiliating jobs for far less money...

Try stay-home-dad. Is there much of a difference? I'd think so. Perception is key. There are butlers out there that could run companies. Basically at that level of salary it is what they do.

Oh yes, THIS.

/Been there, am doing that.
/Not getting paid, either.

Atomic Spunk: If you make the butler loofah your taint or pick up dogshiat with their fingers, then you're an asshole.

For $160k?
Sign me up.

I'm having a hard time thinking of stuff I would not do for $160k...

Here's your martini sir!

Mugato: FirstNationalBastard: Unless you're washing some old guy's wrinkly sack and drying it with your beard, why does being a butler require a sacrifice of pride?

Unless he's teaching me to shoot lightning from my fingertips, I don't call anyone "Master".

Master is not a title of authority but refers to a male who is not yet of age.

SharkTrager: Mugato: FirstNationalBastard: Unless you're washing some old guy's wrinkly sack and drying it with your beard, why does being a butler require a sacrifice of pride?

Unless he's teaching me to shoot lightning from my fingertips, I don't call anyone "Master".

Master is not a title of authority but refers to a male who is not yet of age.

It's short for "you little masturbator"

Anyone who would knock back 158k a year job because of some misguided sense of pride is the epitome of what is wrong with modern culture.

Step 1: Become Butler to old, rich person with no family

Step 3: Profit (new window)

/ Yeah, he's dead, but he died rich.

I have passed an amount of urine into at least one of your many elegant fragrances.

Mugato:

"This Bane guy looks like a pussy. I say, forget the Batsuit and the gadgets. Just kick his ass by yourself."

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Mugato, I like the cut of your jib.

Relatively Obscure: I'd buttle the hell out of some shiat for that.

He wasn't a butler, but I read this in his voice for some reason.



All that's missing is the 'Larry David' at the end.

Krieghund: $157,999.99

$157,999.96

Could be an amazing gig depending on what kind of people your employers were, especially if they were away travelling a lot. Think of the parties you could have. Then you could write a book:

For $170k I'll not only buttle but also "keep you grounded"; i.e., tell you to fark yourself whenever you act like a rich dick.

Price out some image relations consultants, you'll see what I'm offering is a really good deal. You oblivious fat asshole.

HotIgneous Intruder: Or would you rather be a ho?



♪♫ A ho is an animal with jizz on her face ♪♫