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(LoveMae) Boobies Fark exclusive: A pretty blonde waking up next to you (not safe for work)   (mae.staremagazine.com) divider line 224
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2003-10-13 10:49:21 AM
I think she might go to my high school
 
2003-10-13 10:50:29 AM
Mmmmmmmmmm Neverending Pasta Bowl.
 
Zed
2003-10-13 10:50:42 AM
I don't know what you all are talking about with not being able to right click:

Pic 1
Pic 2
Pic 3
Pic 4
Pic 5
Pic 6
Pic 7
Pic 8

It must be mozilla. She's nothing to get all excited over though. Rather bland.
 
Zed
2003-10-13 10:52:08 AM
 
2003-10-13 10:53:35 AM
ZED: What platform are you using?
 
Zed
2003-10-13 10:56:11 AM
I viewed them under win2k using mozilla 1.4
 
2003-10-13 10:57:12 AM
Butternutts : Please tell me you didn't pay money just for her site!
 
2003-10-13 10:57:57 AM
Is it really all that exclusive? I don't think so:

Sign-up page

Look at the picture on the bottom right
 
2003-10-13 10:59:40 AM
Hell, for all I know there's a tiny penis tucked back there. Show me the money, or retract your boobies button.
 
2003-10-13 11:01:00 AM
epijunkie67

fark no man...thats from her Yahoo! site..

 
2003-10-13 11:08:28 AM
She has more makeup on then Mimi. Rediculous.

Show a pic of her without makeup and her face will look like ass.

That combined with the fact she has no tits...
 
2003-10-13 11:13:43 AM
Pretty face, but where are the boobies? NOt that impressive, especially for a Fark exclusive...
 
2003-10-13 11:23:45 AM
Dear you: you are not Aria Giovanni. Therefore you are unworthy.

Seeeeeeeya.
 
2003-10-13 11:24:08 AM
somebody QUICK, get this girl a hamburger. Stat!
 
2003-10-13 11:25:11 AM
I think the NSFW post is accurate. Imagine you work in an office with any one person who might be the slighest on the conservative side. They by chance apss by you while your viewing such pictures. BAM! Next thing you know you're in your supervisors office answering questions about a complaint against you.

/Not all of us work at Helga's House of Pleasures
 
2003-10-13 11:26:02 AM
I think the NSFW post is accurate. Imagine you work in an office with any one person who might be the slighest on the conservative side. They by chance apss by you while your viewing such pictures. BAM! Next thing you know you're in your supervisors office answering questions about a complaint against you.

/Not all of us work at Helga's House of Pleasures
 
2003-10-13 11:31:20 AM
Blonde hair and brown eyes? such a natural combo......
 
2003-10-13 11:31:30 AM
rhiannon: Looks like some bad javascripting, then. Mozilla users are free to save her entire collection. YAY!!!

I've seen her elsewhere, though.

And the bruise is more likely from the usual back alley porn industry related abuse, but that doesn't mean she's not still a heroin addict!

At least she doesn't look like she was smucked with a tire iron. Seen way too many of those women....
 
2003-10-13 11:31:31 AM
I hereby declare her a cutie
with an adorable bootie.
She looks like Ms. Silverstone
Whom I would gladly bone
even at risk of poot-cooties.

I like it when pretty girls smile.
Pouty-pics just aren't my style.
Her purple and lacy bra
gives rise to my inner Ka.
Bravo for feminine wiles.
 
2003-10-13 11:35:19 AM
woke up just in time to see it farked.... mirror!/???
 
2003-10-13 11:36:56 AM
Hmmmmmmm......


Nah.
 
2003-10-13 11:37:32 AM
totally FARKed
 
2003-10-13 11:40:27 AM
UberSmyth: Oh good, you saw my message :)

/seriously something is wrong here on this site today
 
2003-10-13 11:43:45 AM
NM, my browser was farked.

She does have a very small mons pubis. Lovely indeed gentlemen. This means she's probably small in other respects. Translation= TIGHT!

Personally, I think she's cute and wouldn't mind spending some quality time at her buffet. I'd give her lots and show her there's plenty more where that came from. That is, if I weren't dreaming....

But, I guess we're getting into the realms of "how much wood, would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"
 
2003-10-13 11:45:08 AM
SherKhan

Yer rhymes reminds me that I need to see the arcata police blotter
 
2003-10-13 11:45:15 AM
She wants you to love her for her mind.
/woman
 
2003-10-13 11:49:06 AM
Is it possible to disable right-clicks without generating a stupid OK-Only dialog box? God I hate that.
 
2003-10-13 11:50:09 AM
I agree with what Microbe doth say
about chucking wood and buffets
and too 'bout the dreamings
of multiple creamings.
Excuse me.... *fapfaping away*

;-)
 
2003-10-13 11:55:26 AM
Thanks you sir Jon you're too kind
most people I often remind
of obsessive compulsion
and creepy revulsion
and fapping until one goes blind.
 
2003-10-13 12:00:32 PM
Fark exclusives should be naked.
 
2003-10-13 12:01:06 PM
Thanks Fark; I wasn't planning on fapping today, but

Fap Fap Fap

/starting to go blind
 
2003-10-13 12:02:50 PM
Damn, am I the only one of us trying to see her virginia by moving to the right side of the screen!?
 
2003-10-13 12:03:31 PM
Darthbrooks

That was awesome. I laughed loud enough people could have heard me if they weren't all in class. Suckers.

/first time I've laughed at a xxxx called joke ever
 
2003-10-13 12:05:02 PM
I dont know what to say except THANK YOU for bringing a bit of happiness to an unhappy Monday.
 
2003-10-13 12:05:15 PM
She was cute but her pics reminded me of this.
Hot body
 
2003-10-13 12:07:47 PM
"She wants you to love her for her mind. "

I'd love her all night for her mind
If by mind you mean her behind
and her front's not too shabby
I'd go down on her labi-
a till the end of all time.

Lord, I'm a horn-dog this morn
I'm heartened and hardened by porn
There's nothing quite like it
Hell yeah I would strike it
and risk fellow FARKer's fell scorn.
 
2003-10-13 12:08:11 PM
So where's the pretty blonde? That one's been hit in the face with a frying pan.
 
2003-10-13 12:14:46 PM
damn she's hot!!

but i think i speak for everyone here when i say, "GET YOUR RAT OUT!"
 
2003-10-13 12:18:04 PM
Showing half a pussy is cool. Better than showing an ugly unshaven used-up pussy.
 
2003-10-13 12:24:52 PM
America that's hilarious
 
2003-10-13 12:27:42 PM
She looks very young to me. I hope she remains pretty. Although I suspect if she is posting pictures like that on the net in about 5 years time she will be fairly skanky.

I hope she keeps her head on and doesn't do anything stupid.
 
2003-10-13 12:27:59 PM
Thanks Fark; I wasn't planning on fapping today, but

Fap Fap Fap

/starting to go blind
 
2003-10-13 12:34:01 PM
TheFiefdom


I go to sleep next to and wake up next to a hot blonde every day. Natural blonde, and yes, they're real.

Jealousy ensues.


Nah, no need to be jealous. Got one of my own. =)
 
2003-10-13 12:35:37 PM
orbitjuice

Then again... to most farkers, a Big Mac is sexually attractive.


Only because I'm hungry and a Big Mac sounds mighty tasty right now! =D
 
2003-10-13 12:36:09 PM
I would so hit it...
 
2003-10-13 12:38:30 PM
DarthBrooks


Skeletor called: he wants you to stop ogling his sister.

Best. Quote. Ever.
 
2003-10-13 12:40:01 PM
Boney little thing, isn't she?
 
2003-10-13 12:45:02 PM
Hmmm. Nope. Even if I was a sixteen year old boy, I wouldn't hit it.

Well, maybe if I was a sixteen year old boy I would. Those kids will hump anything with a vagina.
 
2003-10-13 12:46:34 PM
charo i feel dirty after clicking your links.
 
2003-10-13 12:48:14 PM
Damn you to hell charo80
for URLing that junior jail-bait-y
SherKhan doesn't likies
Lolitaesque tykies!
Grown women's for my masturbaties.
 
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