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2003-10-13 01:42:43 AM
Thank You!!!!!!
 
con
2003-10-13 01:56:11 AM
life is grand
 
2003-10-13 01:58:11 AM
fap,fap,fap
 
2003-10-13 02:01:09 AM
Holy crap, this may be the best internatter pr0n i've ever seen...
 
2003-10-13 02:14:32 AM
must find nsfw pics of this one
 
2003-10-13 02:31:00 AM
I dont know what places people work at... but I would imagine this is on the NSFW side...
 
2003-10-13 02:39:53 AM
no nip, no lip...sfw?
 
2003-10-13 02:45:30 AM
One bad case of sticky keyboard comin' up!

/snicker, he said comin...
 
2003-10-13 03:05:36 AM
Farked.
 
2003-10-13 03:07:17 AM
It finally loaded, and I have to say...

She's a Barbie. I mean, gorgeous, blonde, and has absolutely no pussy. They really make good looking mannequins these days.
 
2003-10-13 03:22:22 AM
I have a body like that.


In my basement.
 
2003-10-13 03:38:27 AM
ahhh...now that's a lot more like it
 
2003-10-13 03:39:27 AM
you can almost see her virginia!
 
2003-10-13 03:57:34 AM
If its a boobies post for Fark, it should never be safe for work.
Hence, this is nice, but as it is SFW. Its not enough.

/Was this not discussed in the recent past?
 
2003-10-13 08:58:46 AM
Bah!
The blonde I woke up next to looked better than that.
 
2003-10-13 08:58:46 AM
Very nice.

As for SFW/NSFW, I think it's kinda of a grey area series...nothing strictly speaking that is "illegal", but I'm not sure I'd want any female co-workers or my boss seeing me have a peek either.

--h
 
2003-10-13 08:58:53 AM
Great, Now my hands are covered in population paste...
 
2003-10-13 09:00:41 AM
I would like to put my penis inside her vagina.. but it looks like she doesn't have one
 
2003-10-13 09:01:26 AM
lol
"population paste"

How has Fark managed to get this exclusive page?
Can we expect more?
 
2003-10-13 09:01:32 AM
Kinda on the scrawny side, but I'd hit it, and prolly break it.
 
2003-10-13 09:03:08 AM
I go to sleep next to and wake up next to a hot blonde every day. Natural blonde, and yes, they're real.

Jealousy ensues.
 
2003-10-13 09:04:11 AM
but I'd still hit it.
 
2003-10-13 09:06:55 AM
So in the past two days we've had a woman with no boobies, and a woman with no pussy...what's the world coming to?
 
2003-10-13 09:07:43 AM
Someone give her a sandwich.
 
2003-10-13 09:07:52 AM
Hmmm sounds quite lovely.
 
2003-10-13 09:07:56 AM
i prefer more back, more rack - but i ain't about to say i wouldn't hit it.

unofficially, with the data available, i'd definitely hit it.

though i'd like to get a view of the goods before i make an official statement. [it] might be tucking for all we know.

/weak plea for nsfw.
 
2003-10-13 09:08:29 AM
I'm curious....just how much did Stare magazine shell out to have this posted? On the main page? On a Monday morning?

Any guesses? I'd say $350.

Nest time Stare magazine, gimme some nekkids to stare at. kplsthx.
 
2003-10-13 09:09:41 AM
So...is she a Farkette?

Is she going to brave entry into this sausage fest?

TheFiefdom

I go to sleep next to and wake up next to a hot blonde every day

Hey! Golden Retrievers don't count! Hee, hee! Ha ha!

/just jealous.
 
2003-10-13 09:09:42 AM
Nest=Next
 
2003-10-13 09:11:19 AM
She's a very pretty girl.The kind you don't bring home to Mother!
 
2003-10-13 09:11:57 AM
Ah, these silly sites with their ever-so-clever right-click disabling script... why do they even bother?
 
2003-10-13 09:12:58 AM
Now THAT'S camel toe!

*Donnie says, "My pants are tight.".
 
2003-10-13 09:15:30 AM
AT least she doesn't look like a Bimbo. So often when they try to make Blondes look sexy all they achieve is the Bimbo look
 
2003-10-13 09:16:38 AM
Ku_no_ichi

Are you related to Shiunji Watanabe?
 
2003-10-13 09:16:38 AM
Great personality too!!
 
2003-10-13 09:22:58 AM
Might be SFW for some of you, but my boss'd kill me if she walked up and saw this on my screen.

Panties pulled into crotch = NSFW

In any event, very nice.
 
2003-10-13 09:23:24 AM
tease
 
2003-10-13 09:23:48 AM
Now THAT'S camel toe!

*Donnie says, "My pants are tight.".


Chicken pot, chicken pot, chicken pot pie!
 
2003-10-13 09:25:51 AM
I am NOT impressed.
 
2003-10-13 09:26:27 AM
damn it...i have to change out my keyboard now
 
2003-10-13 09:27:00 AM
tease


My thoughts exactly when I saw this.
 
2003-10-13 09:27:58 AM
Ummm.... yeah.... I guess.

Nice ribs.
 
2003-10-13 09:28:52 AM
Bad skin.
 
2003-10-13 09:31:50 AM
that's one nasty 'ho. Yuck.
 
2003-10-13 09:32:06 AM
She's okay - not very impressive though...
 
2003-10-13 09:32:13 AM
Man, some honey-basted sticky ribs WOULD be good right now...
 
2003-10-13 09:33:09 AM
Cute, but I'd prefer no hardware in the bellybutton.
 
2003-10-13 09:35:38 AM
Not trying to kill the buzz here, but she kinda looks...twelve...
 
2003-10-13 09:37:56 AM
Pretty face, but the body of a 13 year old. Call me when she hits puberty.
 
2003-10-13 09:38:38 AM
Skeletor called: he wants you to stop ogling his sister.
 
2003-10-13 09:41:11 AM
Funny.

She wants to charge $19.95 a month for people to look at pictures of apparently, just her.

Baby, I don't pay for porn. And just a bit of advice, the dermatologist can help with that connect-the-dots thing you got going on all over your chest there.
 
2003-10-13 09:42:09 AM
I took a quick look since I'm at work. Cute, very cute. Only have to wait another 7 hours to see her again.

3Horn
 
2003-10-13 09:42:09 AM
Monday will definitely be better. Love it Love it. Thanks. Much better than strong bad...
 
2003-10-13 09:42:55 AM
Nothing like a monday morning heroin junkie, as outlined by the bruise on her left arm above the elbow.

Heroin will make you slim!

/love that heroin
 
2003-10-13 09:43:41 AM
For $19.95, (if I was inclined to pay for porn) I could get access to about a hundred sites with much prettier girls doing nastier things. Midgets and farm animals optional.
 
2003-10-13 09:45:57 AM
Sheeeeeeeeeee lives innnnnnnnnnnn my lap
 
2003-10-13 09:47:47 AM
Okay. Upon closer inspection, right clicking a picture results in a copyright notice. Total piece of steaming crap, especially since every porno picture is stolen from every site and posted elsewhere 20 times over!

Officially, I appreciate the exclusive Fark boobies.

Unofficially, this is a piece of sloppy excrement. Show some Guddamn boobies (hence the BOOBIES link).

And at least let me save the pictures without having to resort to source coding searching (though in this case it was to see if the filenames contained the pornstar's name to search for better, less cracked out pictures).
 
2003-10-13 09:48:29 AM
TheFiefdom So, are you sick of her shiat yet?
 
2003-10-13 09:48:49 AM
I'm a little confused as to why she has clothes on.
 
2003-10-13 09:50:36 AM
Anyone else notice the nice little bruise on her arm just above the left elbow? druggie?
 
2003-10-13 09:57:35 AM
UberSmyth: Interesting. I had no idea what you were talking about until I opened the link in another browser (IE) and saw what you were talking about. Not that there's any reason to save these pictures, but I love it when sites pull really lame stunts like that. Lotta work for nothing.
 
2003-10-13 10:00:14 AM
I wouldn't pay for her website thingy cause she looks like she is in a pair of men's briefs. How disgusting. Why do models want to wear men's briefs? Or panties that look like them, and why is Daryl Hannah dressed in Playboy in men's farkin breifs etc? The world aint gonna end, but Mrs. Kitty is definitely safe....
 
2003-10-13 10:01:05 AM
I like the way her smile never ... quite ... reaches ... her eyes.

No, wait - I don't like that at all. I want my porn starlets to fool me into believing they're having a Great Time (TM) better than I can see through it.
 
2003-10-13 10:02:19 AM
She looks like Celine Dion with Kelly Clarkson hair and mouth.
 
2003-10-13 10:02:58 AM
I don't find a 7 inch wide snatch that attractive.
 
2003-10-13 10:04:19 AM
She's not that hot.

Just because some chick is in her skivvies, it doesn't make it hot.

Then again... to most farkers, a Big Mac is sexually attractive.
 
2003-10-13 10:05:33 AM
that'll wake you up in the morning...ahhhhhh....
 
2003-10-13 10:08:26 AM
There's something unnatural about that.
 
2003-10-13 10:10:08 AM
Just what I need to restore my will to live on a Monday morning.
 
2003-10-13 10:10:17 AM

There are a few pics where she looks ok, she looks like she suddenly lost way too much weight. Which would suggest drugs, but that bruise doesn't look like tracks to me.

And DarthBrooks, I don't normly use the term LOL, but I really was!

 
2003-10-13 10:12:03 AM
all at once now: "shes flat as a..."


/its a board if you dont get it
 
2003-10-13 10:12:08 AM
airbrush4tehunwin etc
I'd hit it ofc, make no mistake, but what kind of sick world lets this be considered NSFW?


TheFiefdom: your golden labrador does NOT count, even if it has 6 titties.
 
2003-10-13 10:12:48 AM
If this is a paid advertisement (and if it isn't it seems like it ought to be), it should be stated in the headline or otherwise identified as such.

/.02
 
2003-10-13 10:13:44 AM
UberSmyth: Interesting. I had no idea what you were talking about until I opened the link in another browser (IE) and saw what you were talking about. Not that there's any reason to save these pictures, but I love it when sites pull really lame stunts like that. Lotta work for nothing.
 
2003-10-13 10:14:46 AM
adler - heh.

"... as a bunch of smiling middle-aged people. ... I don't get it.
[reads on] oooh ..."
 
2003-10-13 10:15:12 AM
UberSmyth: Interesting. I had no idea what you were talking about until I opened the link in another browser (IE) and saw what you were talking about. Not that there's any reason to save these pictures, but I love it when sites pull really lame stunts like that. Lotta work for nothing.
 
2003-10-13 10:16:27 AM
What the hell is going on here?
 
2003-10-13 10:16:56 AM
"Then again... to most farkers, a Big Mac is sexually attractive."
mmmmm, big macs!!!
 
2003-10-13 10:17:44 AM
What the hell is going on here?
 
2003-10-13 10:17:47 AM
Girls that thin shouldn't wear their hair that big. It makes them look like bobbleheads.
 
2003-10-13 10:20:18 AM
That's it?

Don't get me wrong, she's pretty hot, but that wasn't enough to give me a chubby.
 
2003-10-13 10:21:57 AM
And definitly not worth $20/month to see her naked. There's enough free porn on the net.
 
2003-10-13 10:23:13 AM
sweet heaven, that's hot.
 
2003-10-13 10:25:32 AM
Meh. Back to the pale brunettes, please.
 
2003-10-13 10:27:19 AM
UberSmyth: Interesting. I had no idea what you were talking about until I opened the link in another browser (IE) and saw what you were talking about. Not that there's any reason to save these pictures, but I love it when sites pull really lame stunts like that. Lotta work for nothing.
 
2003-10-13 10:31:31 AM
IceHole: I was thinking the same thing
 
2003-10-13 10:32:43 AM
IceHole: I was thinking the same thing
 
2003-10-13 10:33:17 AM
my bad

 
2003-10-13 10:33:39 AM
scrawny skanky ho. needs boobers. needs bigger dinner plate. finish your food, stanky!
 
2003-10-13 10:34:03 AM
Oh crap.
 
2003-10-13 10:34:04 AM
Hey! That's my sister!

Bastards all of ya!
 
2003-10-13 10:35:19 AM
OH NO!!!


Somebody done stolded her boobings!!!!!!!
 
2003-10-13 10:37:41 AM
rhiannon your posts in here are cracking me up. Are you doing that on purpose?
 
2003-10-13 10:39:21 AM
First, yeah I'd hit it and so would most of you.

Second, I'm in medicine and I don't think the bruise is a track mark. Abuse maybe since the thumb leaves an imprint there when someone grabs you. But she has plenty of good veins to use so no need to go that high on her arm for drugs.
 
2003-10-13 10:40:07 AM
Ain't nuthin' wrong with moles and freckles. Sexy sexy! That's the only sexy thing about her though. I wonder if she's ever heard of the Neverending Pasta Bowl at the Olive Garden?
 
2003-10-13 10:40:17 AM
And yeah, I admit. She could use a sammich.
 
2003-10-13 10:40:59 AM
my wife and i were flirting with a cute girl that looked sorta similiar ot her this weekend.
then theirs the dark haired bartended that kept giving my wife free premium drinks and me free beer the whole night.
she was obviously flirting with us.. i think we'll go revisit her very soon. and take pics. and post them on redclouds.
 
2003-10-13 10:43:09 AM
JOHNDX: No dammit somethings really messed up here. Seems I can't refresh without reposting. This has never happened before. And no I haven't been drinking (yet). But it doesn't happen on the scratchpad. Screw it, time for a beer.
 
2003-10-13 10:44:52 AM
Check out the affiliate program on the main site, I was thinking this site was probably one. I wonder how many conversions they got from 15000 Fark hits.

lease note: your account will have to be approved by a Soopermodels staff member first and each affiliate is subject to review. Sites with pornographic material, or sites with models under the age of 18 are not permitted. Any questions or comments, please contact us.

I'm guessing from that and the fact that they didn't explicitly state that there was going to be pornographic material when you sign up meant that there are no NSFW pictures of her.

/just had some caffeine and is feeling "productive"
 
2003-10-13 10:46:57 AM
Where are the boobies?
 
2003-10-13 10:49:21 AM
I think she might go to my high school
 
2003-10-13 10:50:29 AM
Mmmmmmmmmm Neverending Pasta Bowl.
 
Zed
2003-10-13 10:50:42 AM
I don't know what you all are talking about with not being able to right click:

Pic 1
Pic 2
Pic 3
Pic 4
Pic 5
Pic 6
Pic 7
Pic 8

It must be mozilla. She's nothing to get all excited over though. Rather bland.
 
Zed
2003-10-13 10:52:08 AM
 
2003-10-13 10:53:35 AM
ZED: What platform are you using?
 
Zed
2003-10-13 10:56:11 AM
I viewed them under win2k using mozilla 1.4
 
2003-10-13 10:57:12 AM
Butternutts : Please tell me you didn't pay money just for her site!
 
2003-10-13 10:57:57 AM
Is it really all that exclusive? I don't think so:

Sign-up page

Look at the picture on the bottom right
 
2003-10-13 10:59:40 AM
Hell, for all I know there's a tiny penis tucked back there. Show me the money, or retract your boobies button.
 
2003-10-13 11:01:00 AM
epijunkie67

fark no man...thats from her Yahoo! site..

 
2003-10-13 11:08:28 AM
She has more makeup on then Mimi. Rediculous.

Show a pic of her without makeup and her face will look like ass.

That combined with the fact she has no tits...
 
2003-10-13 11:13:43 AM
Pretty face, but where are the boobies? NOt that impressive, especially for a Fark exclusive...
 
2003-10-13 11:23:45 AM
Dear you: you are not Aria Giovanni. Therefore you are unworthy.

Seeeeeeeya.
 
2003-10-13 11:24:08 AM
somebody QUICK, get this girl a hamburger. Stat!
 
2003-10-13 11:25:11 AM
I think the NSFW post is accurate. Imagine you work in an office with any one person who might be the slighest on the conservative side. They by chance apss by you while your viewing such pictures. BAM! Next thing you know you're in your supervisors office answering questions about a complaint against you.

/Not all of us work at Helga's House of Pleasures
 
2003-10-13 11:26:02 AM
I think the NSFW post is accurate. Imagine you work in an office with any one person who might be the slighest on the conservative side. They by chance apss by you while your viewing such pictures. BAM! Next thing you know you're in your supervisors office answering questions about a complaint against you.

/Not all of us work at Helga's House of Pleasures
 
2003-10-13 11:31:20 AM
Blonde hair and brown eyes? such a natural combo......
 
2003-10-13 11:31:30 AM
rhiannon: Looks like some bad javascripting, then. Mozilla users are free to save her entire collection. YAY!!!

I've seen her elsewhere, though.

And the bruise is more likely from the usual back alley porn industry related abuse, but that doesn't mean she's not still a heroin addict!

At least she doesn't look like she was smucked with a tire iron. Seen way too many of those women....
 
2003-10-13 11:31:31 AM
I hereby declare her a cutie
with an adorable bootie.
She looks like Ms. Silverstone
Whom I would gladly bone
even at risk of poot-cooties.

I like it when pretty girls smile.
Pouty-pics just aren't my style.
Her purple and lacy bra
gives rise to my inner Ka.
Bravo for feminine wiles.
 
2003-10-13 11:35:19 AM
woke up just in time to see it farked.... mirror!/???
 
2003-10-13 11:36:56 AM
Hmmmmmmm......


Nah.
 
2003-10-13 11:37:32 AM
totally FARKed
 
2003-10-13 11:40:27 AM
UberSmyth: Oh good, you saw my message :)

/seriously something is wrong here on this site today
 
2003-10-13 11:43:45 AM
NM, my browser was farked.

She does have a very small mons pubis. Lovely indeed gentlemen. This means she's probably small in other respects. Translation= TIGHT!

Personally, I think she's cute and wouldn't mind spending some quality time at her buffet. I'd give her lots and show her there's plenty more where that came from. That is, if I weren't dreaming....

But, I guess we're getting into the realms of "how much wood, would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"
 
2003-10-13 11:45:08 AM
SherKhan

Yer rhymes reminds me that I need to see the arcata police blotter
 
2003-10-13 11:45:15 AM
She wants you to love her for her mind.
/woman
 
2003-10-13 11:49:06 AM
Is it possible to disable right-clicks without generating a stupid OK-Only dialog box? God I hate that.
 
2003-10-13 11:50:09 AM
I agree with what Microbe doth say
about chucking wood and buffets
and too 'bout the dreamings
of multiple creamings.
Excuse me.... *fapfaping away*

;-)
 
2003-10-13 11:55:26 AM
Thanks you sir Jon you're too kind
most people I often remind
of obsessive compulsion
and creepy revulsion
and fapping until one goes blind.
 
2003-10-13 12:00:32 PM
Fark exclusives should be naked.
 
2003-10-13 12:01:06 PM
Thanks Fark; I wasn't planning on fapping today, but

Fap Fap Fap

/starting to go blind
 
2003-10-13 12:02:50 PM
Damn, am I the only one of us trying to see her virginia by moving to the right side of the screen!?
 
2003-10-13 12:03:31 PM
Darthbrooks

That was awesome. I laughed loud enough people could have heard me if they weren't all in class. Suckers.

/first time I've laughed at a xxxx called joke ever
 
2003-10-13 12:05:02 PM
I dont know what to say except THANK YOU for bringing a bit of happiness to an unhappy Monday.
 
2003-10-13 12:05:15 PM
She was cute but her pics reminded me of this.
Hot body
 
2003-10-13 12:07:47 PM
"She wants you to love her for her mind. "

I'd love her all night for her mind
If by mind you mean her behind
and her front's not too shabby
I'd go down on her labi-
a till the end of all time.

Lord, I'm a horn-dog this morn
I'm heartened and hardened by porn
There's nothing quite like it
Hell yeah I would strike it
and risk fellow FARKer's fell scorn.
 
2003-10-13 12:08:11 PM
So where's the pretty blonde? That one's been hit in the face with a frying pan.
 
2003-10-13 12:14:46 PM
damn she's hot!!

but i think i speak for everyone here when i say, "GET YOUR RAT OUT!"
 
2003-10-13 12:18:04 PM
Showing half a pussy is cool. Better than showing an ugly unshaven used-up pussy.
 
2003-10-13 12:24:52 PM
America that's hilarious
 
2003-10-13 12:27:42 PM
She looks very young to me. I hope she remains pretty. Although I suspect if she is posting pictures like that on the net in about 5 years time she will be fairly skanky.

I hope she keeps her head on and doesn't do anything stupid.
 
2003-10-13 12:27:59 PM
Thanks Fark; I wasn't planning on fapping today, but

Fap Fap Fap

/starting to go blind
 
2003-10-13 12:34:01 PM
TheFiefdom


I go to sleep next to and wake up next to a hot blonde every day. Natural blonde, and yes, they're real.

Jealousy ensues.


Nah, no need to be jealous. Got one of my own. =)
 
2003-10-13 12:35:37 PM
orbitjuice

Then again... to most farkers, a Big Mac is sexually attractive.


Only because I'm hungry and a Big Mac sounds mighty tasty right now! =D
 
2003-10-13 12:36:09 PM
I would so hit it...
 
2003-10-13 12:38:30 PM
DarthBrooks


Skeletor called: he wants you to stop ogling his sister.

Best. Quote. Ever.
 
2003-10-13 12:40:01 PM
Boney little thing, isn't she?
 
2003-10-13 12:45:02 PM
Hmmm. Nope. Even if I was a sixteen year old boy, I wouldn't hit it.

Well, maybe if I was a sixteen year old boy I would. Those kids will hump anything with a vagina.
 
2003-10-13 12:46:34 PM
charo i feel dirty after clicking your links.
 
2003-10-13 12:48:14 PM
Damn you to hell charo80
for URLing that junior jail-bait-y
SherKhan doesn't likies
Lolitaesque tykies!
Grown women's for my masturbaties.
 
2003-10-13 12:49:16 PM
ok i officially looked at both for too long. Where can I pick up my ticket to hell?
 
2003-10-13 12:49:50 PM
SFW? Are you nuts.

Call your boss in, see if he/she likes it.
 
2003-10-13 12:49:51 PM
charo80 get that kiddy shiat outta here
 
2003-10-13 12:50:17 PM
and here she is posing with a troll from lord of the rings:

 
2003-10-13 12:51:03 PM
 
2003-10-13 12:51:35 PM
Even though you can't right click to save the pictures, just save the whole html page, and it will download the images into whatever directory you tell it to...
 
2003-10-13 12:52:26 PM
i gotta go take care a something,bbl
 
2003-10-13 12:56:07 PM
If anyone needed a hurl
Copy then paste charo's url
He shouldn't have oughta!
She's somebody's daughta!
Feel sorrow for that pimped out girl.
 
2003-10-13 12:57:23 PM
In regards to charo80's links, I'd just like to know where the hell are the parents??
Oh that's right. Making a buck whoring their daughters.
 
2003-10-13 12:59:13 PM
sp33m-x is this what you were trying to show

http://www.staremagazine.com/todaysfreephoto.asp
 
2003-10-13 12:59:24 PM
SherKhan

You have some witty ryhmes. Funny stuff.
 
2003-10-13 12:59:49 PM
ok 2nd try with html

[url]http://www.staremagazine.com/todaysfreephoto.asp[/url]
 
2003-10-13 01:00:52 PM
 
2003-10-13 01:01:23 PM
awww FARK IT!!!
 
2003-10-13 01:02:32 PM
SherKhan must go now to work.
Rhiannon: her parents must shirk
decency's dictates
cause that's what it needs take
to be such perverted sick jerks.
 
2003-10-13 01:08:47 PM
Slutty.
 
2003-10-13 01:11:32 PM
i think someone stole her
 
2003-10-13 01:14:24 PM
Nice to see that Fsrk's advertising revenues are picking up.
 
2003-10-13 01:35:01 PM
I am a better man for having seen those pics.
 
2003-10-13 01:36:04 PM
 
2003-10-13 01:43:07 PM
Am I the only one who thinks the navel ring is the dumbest thing in the world? I see them and I think there is another person who is nothing more than one more clueless sheep.
 
2003-10-13 01:50:18 PM
Goddamn fake blondes. Such a bloody turn off.
 
2003-10-13 01:55:49 PM
Navel rings are pretty BLAH! Sorta burned out on the whole tongue piercing thing too!
 
2003-10-13 02:16:00 PM
charo80 you are full of shiat

Lovemae is 18 = teen

your links are to TWELVE YEAR OLDS!!! since when is a 12-year old a teen?
 
2003-10-13 02:19:20 PM
There are no tit shots. . . what a damn tease.

You can see all her pics for free using a little common sense:

/images/photos/9000/001/lovemae.com-001-01.jpg
/images/photos/9000/001/lovemae.com-001-02.jpg
/images/photos/9000/001/lovemae.com-001-03.jpg
etc. . .
/images/photos/9000/002/lovemae.com-002-01.jpg
/images/photos/9000/002/lovemae.com-002-02.jpg
/images/photos/9000/002/lovemae.com-002-03.jpg
etc. . .

/images/photos/9000/NNN/lovemae.com-NNN-PN.jpg
NNN = 001 - 027, i think
PN = 01 - 30ish (varies)

Not really worth the time though. 025 is pretty nice though.

Hope I don't get banned. . .
 
2003-10-13 02:22:19 PM
My god.... My god....
 
2003-10-13 02:24:13 PM
You are a pervert charo80.

18 is a lot different then 12 or 13.
 
2003-10-13 02:30:41 PM
charo80

 
2003-10-13 02:31:52 PM
charo80

 
2003-10-13 02:32:39 PM
Sherkhan, you should write a book...I love 'em.
 
2003-10-13 02:41:58 PM
Your farking kidding me! Why the hell would you think a sexualy imature young child to be "hot"? Wouldn't you rather be with an adult who can at least legaly have sex as well emotionaly and physicaly handle it? Christ,

charo80 = pedophile

12/13 is still a child, and holy shiat those parents should be strung up for letting their little girls pose a string's width away from being in child porn.
disgusting.
 
2003-10-13 02:46:47 PM
NO TITS
NO VAG

/Wonders if she show's anything at all in her 'members' area...

Probably not

/weak sauce - but I'd hit it
 
2003-10-13 02:49:03 PM
WOAH. She's purty. Not airbrushed either! Me likes.
 
2003-10-13 02:50:47 PM
The emotional, sexual and physical maturity of a 18 year old is a hell of a lot more than a 12 year old. 12 year olds are in friggin middle school!
 
2003-10-13 02:54:30 PM
charo80

It doesn't matter how old you are, this is not the place to post links to thinly disguised child pron. Many people here are not comfortable with that, next time give some sort of warning that the models are underage. Or better yet, just keep shiat like that to yourself.
 
2003-10-13 02:59:33 PM
this reminds me of that joke...
woman says "I've got a tattoo of a mouse, do you want to see it?" She proceeds to undo her pants and pull them down to reveal she has no tattoo there "Oops... i guess my pussy ate it"
except this one a dog must have eaten her pussy cuz its gone!
 
2003-10-13 03:03:46 PM
ps, votephatt - i dont think any of those work
 
2003-10-13 03:33:50 PM
charo80 is a

 
2003-10-13 03:36:14 PM
 
2003-10-13 03:36:57 PM
give that girl a cheeseburger.

She looks incomplete. There aren't any boobies there anyway.

disgusting
 
2003-10-13 03:39:32 PM
charro should be put in a locked room with said 12 yr old's dad and a billy club
 
2003-10-13 03:54:45 PM
Listen here, charo80... and listen good.

This is labeled as pre-teen models. PRE-farkING-TEEN MODELS. This is not something to fap to. If you say you are fapping to this and that "all that skin and their perky breasts gave you a major boner too," you are going to be seen as the sick asshole you are. So don't even try to defend yourself after you've been caught with your child-loving dick in your hands. It's useless. The person you are fapping to IS STILL A CHILD. And that, I can say for the most of the people here, IS WRONG.
 
2003-10-13 03:56:00 PM
Some of you must be on crack. This girl is gorgeous. As for charo, he may be a freak, but at least the links didn't have nudity in them. Then he'd be a freak in jail.
 
2003-10-13 03:57:14 PM
Also, as charo mentioned, we don't know how old he is. If charo himself is a 13 year old kid, then he ain't no freak!
 
2003-10-13 04:07:38 PM
You're right MegaDethHead. Clearly charo80 is a child himself so I don't see a problem with that as far as he's concerned (the childrens websites parents are a different matter). When I was his age I only had the Sears catalogue.
 
2003-10-13 04:09:15 PM
Ah, the hypocricy of FARK, where posters are labeled pedophiles by the same people who routinely post how they can't wait for those little Olsen hotties to turn 18 and, have been doing so for years.
 
2003-10-13 04:10:43 PM
"It doesn't matter how old you are, this is not the place to post links to thinly disguised child pron. Many people here are not comfortable with that, next time give some sort of warning that the models are underage. Or better yet, just keep shiat like that to yourself."

I agree- whether she's 25 pretending to be 16 or not, I don't want a history of visiting hot young teens showing up on my computer or ISP. An extra warning beyond NSFW would be nice, at the very least.
 
2003-10-13 04:21:20 PM
charo I'm 16 and please...keep that shiat out of here.
 
2003-10-13 04:23:09 PM
charo I'm 16 and please... keep that shiat out of here.
 
2003-10-13 04:24:04 PM
charo I'm 16 and please... keep that shiat out of here.
 
2003-10-13 04:33:08 PM
okay, everybody back to work.
 
2003-10-13 04:40:03 PM
Damn! She's a cutie.

But her web page has been Farked. Click that little "web stat" link at the bottom left and you'll see something like this.

You went above your allowed daily hit rate

Web-Stat allows up to 6000 hits per day for registered accounts. You reached a maximum of 10061, which is above our limit. If your maximum hit rate was reached only once by accident, simply email he­l­pdesk­[nospam-﹫-backwards]t­ats­-­b­ew*com and ask that we restart your account. If you regularly go above our limit, you'll need to remove the Web-Stat code from your page and email us so that we cancel your account and stop charging you.
 
2003-10-13 04:42:37 PM
charo80 is gone for good. Apologies for any inconvenience to those at work.
 
2003-10-13 04:56:44 PM
here's 2 bux honey, go buy yourself some balloons for that top.... double d's please....
oh and heres 25 cents.........go git another pube shaver.......
aint I a nice guy? lmfao
 
2003-10-13 05:39:26 PM
The /images/photos/9000/002/lovemae.com-002-03.jpg
link no longer work.

Sorry, guess they got wise about how simple their naming technique was.
 
2003-10-13 05:50:36 PM
Jennifer Copeland (a link on that site) is seriously HAWT!

Check her out.
 
2003-10-13 06:06:59 PM
Thanks BigTuna
 
2003-10-13 06:26:26 PM
Very nice... need the money shot though. Money shot is crucial.
 
2003-10-13 06:33:11 PM
It works for me.

drool...
 
2003-10-13 07:00:28 PM
Very nice. I could use a few of her in my life.

/whom am I kiddin', I'll settle for one
 
2003-10-13 07:18:36 PM
Like Me? Think I'm sexy? Then get into my Members Area!

Is that what they call it nowadays?
 
2003-10-13 07:30:22 PM
2003-10-13 02:49:03 PM MegaDethHead


WOAH. She's purty. Not airbrushed either! Me likes.



what the fark are you talking about? her hotness is almost ruined by all that airbrushing. it looks like a cheap painting, or something.
 
2003-10-13 07:42:03 PM
Thanks tuna!
 
2003-10-13 07:53:19 PM
DR SMITH (many hours ago)

How about other "sanitised" terms?

'population paste'
'female erectible object'
 
2003-10-13 08:10:25 PM
wait, wait, i missed everything (damn me for getting home late). What did charo80 do?

I swear it's like a goddamn soap-opera when i'm not around
 
2003-10-13 08:13:25 PM
The original (UK) Coupling's Jane, Gina Bellman. Fave pic is here (what's with the monkeys?).
 
2003-10-13 08:16:29 PM
Ermm... I got an unfetchable URL error?

http://www.fortunecity.co.uk/cinerama/premier/359/oops_gina_bellman2.html

http://www.fortunecity.co.uk/cinerama/premier/359/gina_bellman013.jpg
 
2003-10-13 08:35:19 PM
Looks like he posted kiddie porn. Whatta dumbass.
 
2003-10-13 09:15:10 PM
Is she Jay Leno's daughter?
 
2003-10-13 10:46:32 PM
Speaking of Golden Retrievers... doesn't this chick have hip dysplasia? (sp?)
 
2003-10-13 11:46:58 PM
One farking huge train-wreck of a par-for-porn site. Is our porn industry learning?!
 
2003-10-14 02:12:32 AM
Damn, somebody get that biatch a couple of these"

 
2003-10-14 05:02:21 PM
Everyone who complains about the right-click thing - all you have to do is drag the pic from the webpage to your pr0n folder.

Piece of piss.
 
2003-10-16 12:26:59 AM
I hope to be a Playboy Playmate and Hollywood Star!

Ha ha.

Ha.
 
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