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(LoveMae)		Fark exclusive: A pretty blonde waking up next to you (not safe for work) (mae.staremagazine.com)		214
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Pornosaur

2003-10-13 01:42:43 AM

Thank You!!!!!!

con

2003-10-13 01:56:11 AM

life is grand

digitalgaijin

2003-10-13 01:58:11 AM

fap,fap,fap

The_Central_Scrutinizer

2003-10-13 02:01:09 AM

Holy crap, this may be the best internatter pr0n i've ever seen...

supichoo

2003-10-13 02:14:32 AM

must find nsfw pics of this one

qburt

2003-10-13 02:31:00 AM

I dont know what places people work at... but I would imagine this is on the NSFW side...

bikinifan

2003-10-13 02:39:53 AM

no nip, no lip...sfw?

TxAg2005

2003-10-13 02:45:30 AM

One bad case of sticky keyboard comin' up!

/snicker, he said comin...

recockulous

2003-10-13 03:05:36 AM

Farked.

recockulous

2003-10-13 03:07:17 AM

It finally loaded, and I have to say...

She's a Barbie. I mean, gorgeous, blonde, and has absolutely no pussy. They really make good looking mannequins these days.

Ku_No_Ichi

2003-10-13 03:22:22 AM

I have a body like that.

In my basement.

blow

2003-10-13 03:38:27 AM

ahhh...now that's a lot more like it

DaFuente

2003-10-13 03:39:27 AM

you can almost see her virginia!

Exar Kun

2003-10-13 03:57:34 AM

If its a boobies post for Fark, it should never be safe for work.
Hence, this is nice, but as it is SFW. Its not enough.

/Was this not discussed in the recent past?

Onceler

2003-10-13 08:58:46 AM

Bah!
The blonde I woke up next to looked better than that.

hdhale

2003-10-13 08:58:46 AM

Very nice.

As for SFW/NSFW, I think it's kinda of a grey area series...nothing strictly speaking that is "illegal", but I'm not sure I'd want any female co-workers or my boss seeing me have a peek either.

--h

drsmith

2003-10-13 08:58:53 AM

Great, Now my hands are covered in population paste...

Spicy_McHaggis

2003-10-13 09:00:41 AM

I would like to put my penis inside her vagina.. but it looks like she doesn't have one

www.zebedee.org

2003-10-13 09:01:26 AM

lol
"population paste"

How has Fark managed to get this exclusive page?
Can we expect more?

JOHNDX

2003-10-13 09:01:32 AM

Kinda on the scrawny side, but I'd hit it, and prolly break it.

TheFiefdom

2003-10-13 09:03:08 AM

I go to sleep next to and wake up next to a hot blonde every day. Natural blonde, and yes, they're real.

Jealousy ensues.

TheFiefdom

2003-10-13 09:04:11 AM

but I'd still hit it.

jgabby

2003-10-13 09:06:55 AM

So in the past two days we've had a woman with no boobies, and a woman with no pussy...what's the world coming to?

Arkayne

2003-10-13 09:07:43 AM

Someone give her a sandwich.

Kylie

2003-10-13 09:07:52 AM

Hmmm sounds quite lovely.

ForceMcCocken

2003-10-13 09:07:56 AM

i prefer more back, more rack - but i ain't about to say i wouldn't hit it.

unofficially, with the data available, i'd definitely hit it.

though i'd like to get a view of the goods before i make an official statement. [it] might be tucking for all we know.

/weak plea for nsfw.

JOHNDX

2003-10-13 09:08:29 AM

I'm curious....just how much did Stare magazine shell out to have this posted? On the main page? On a Monday morning?

Any guesses? I'd say $350.

Nest time Stare magazine, gimme some nekkids to stare at. kplsthx.

JOHNDX

2003-10-13 09:09:42 AM

Nest=Next

Lizard

2003-10-13 09:11:19 AM

She's a very pretty girl.The kind you don't bring home to Mother!

Shemp Mo-Din

2003-10-13 09:11:57 AM

Ah, these silly sites with their ever-so-clever right-click disabling script... why do they even bother?

Blatant_Disregard

2003-10-13 09:12:58 AM

Now THAT'S camel toe!

*Donnie says, "My pants are tight.".

Guest

2003-10-13 09:15:30 AM

AT least she doesn't look like a Bimbo. So often when they try to make Blondes look sexy all they achieve is the Bimbo look

painleve_transcendent

2003-10-13 09:16:38 AM

Ku_no_ichi

Are you related to Shiunji Watanabe?

No Catchy Nickname

2003-10-13 09:16:38 AM

Great personality too!!

GoldLeader

2003-10-13 09:22:58 AM

Might be SFW for some of you, but my boss'd kill me if she walked up and saw this on my screen.

Panties pulled into crotch = NSFW

In any event, very nice.

davel23

2003-10-13 09:23:48 AM

Now THAT'S camel toe!

*Donnie says, "My pants are tight.".

Chicken pot, chicken pot, chicken pot pie!

Ozark_Otter

2003-10-13 09:25:51 AM

I am NOT impressed.

wtf_imanut

2003-10-13 09:26:27 AM

damn it...i have to change out my keyboard now

JOHNDX

2003-10-13 09:27:00 AM

tease

My thoughts exactly when I saw this.

FastJeff

2003-10-13 09:27:58 AM

Ummm.... yeah.... I guess.

Nice ribs.

z0mb13

2003-10-13 09:28:52 AM

Bad skin.

The_Hood

2003-10-13 09:31:50 AM

that's one nasty 'ho. Yuck.

FLA Chickie

2003-10-13 09:32:06 AM

She's okay - not very impressive though...

Stunt_Cock!

2003-10-13 09:32:13 AM

Man, some honey-basted sticky ribs WOULD be good right now...

ColSanders

2003-10-13 09:33:09 AM

Cute, but I'd prefer no hardware in the bellybutton.

DonnaPinciotti

2003-10-13 09:35:38 AM

Not trying to kill the buzz here, but she kinda looks...twelve...

DarthBrooks

2003-10-13 09:38:38 AM

Skeletor called: he wants you to stop ogling his sister.

StevieB

2003-10-13 09:41:11 AM

Funny.

She wants to charge $19.95 a month for people to look at pictures of apparently, just her.

Baby, I don't pay for porn. And just a bit of advice, the dermatologist can help with that connect-the-dots thing you got going on all over your chest there.

3horn

2003-10-13 09:42:09 AM

I took a quick look since I'm at work. Cute, very cute. Only have to wait another 7 hours to see her again.

3Horn

NeoBad

2003-10-13 09:42:09 AM

Monday will definitely be better. Love it Love it. Thanks. Much better than strong bad...

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