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2003-10-13 09:41:11 AM  
Funny.

She wants to charge $19.95 a month for people to look at pictures of apparently, just her.

Baby, I don't pay for porn. And just a bit of advice, the dermatologist can help with that connect-the-dots thing you got going on all over your chest there.
 
2003-10-13 09:42:09 AM  
I took a quick look since I'm at work. Cute, very cute. Only have to wait another 7 hours to see her again.

3Horn
 
2003-10-13 09:42:09 AM  
Monday will definitely be better. Love it Love it. Thanks. Much better than strong bad...
 
2003-10-13 09:42:55 AM  
Nothing like a monday morning heroin junkie, as outlined by the bruise on her left arm above the elbow.

Heroin will make you slim!

/love that heroin
 
2003-10-13 09:43:41 AM  
For $19.95, (if I was inclined to pay for porn) I could get access to about a hundred sites with much prettier girls doing nastier things. Midgets and farm animals optional.
 
2003-10-13 09:45:57 AM  
Sheeeeeeeeeee lives innnnnnnnnnnn my lap
 
2003-10-13 09:47:47 AM  
Okay. Upon closer inspection, right clicking a picture results in a copyright notice. Total piece of steaming crap, especially since every porno picture is stolen from every site and posted elsewhere 20 times over!

Officially, I appreciate the exclusive Fark boobies.

Unofficially, this is a piece of sloppy excrement. Show some Guddamn boobies (hence the BOOBIES link).

And at least let me save the pictures without having to resort to source coding searching (though in this case it was to see if the filenames contained the pornstar's name to search for better, less cracked out pictures).
 
2003-10-13 09:48:29 AM  
TheFiefdom So, are you sick of her shiat yet?
 
2003-10-13 09:48:49 AM  
I'm a little confused as to why she has clothes on.
 
2003-10-13 09:50:36 AM  
Anyone else notice the nice little bruise on her arm just above the left elbow? druggie?
 
2003-10-13 09:57:35 AM  
UberSmyth: Interesting. I had no idea what you were talking about until I opened the link in another browser (IE) and saw what you were talking about. Not that there's any reason to save these pictures, but I love it when sites pull really lame stunts like that. Lotta work for nothing.
 
2003-10-13 10:00:14 AM  
I wouldn't pay for her website thingy cause she looks like she is in a pair of men's briefs. How disgusting. Why do models want to wear men's briefs? Or panties that look like them, and why is Daryl Hannah dressed in Playboy in men's farkin breifs etc? The world aint gonna end, but Mrs. Kitty is definitely safe....
 
2003-10-13 10:01:05 AM  
I like the way her smile never ... quite ... reaches ... her eyes.

No, wait - I don't like that at all. I want my porn starlets to fool me into believing they're having a Great Time (TM) better than I can see through it.
 
2003-10-13 10:02:19 AM  
She looks like Celine Dion with Kelly Clarkson hair and mouth.
 
2003-10-13 10:02:58 AM  
I don't find a 7 inch wide snatch that attractive.
 
2003-10-13 10:04:19 AM  
She's not that hot.

Just because some chick is in her skivvies, it doesn't make it hot.

Then again... to most farkers, a Big Mac is sexually attractive.
 
2003-10-13 10:05:33 AM  
that'll wake you up in the morning...ahhhhhh....
 
2003-10-13 10:08:26 AM  
There's something unnatural about that.
 
2003-10-13 10:10:08 AM  
Just what I need to restore my will to live on a Monday morning.
 
2003-10-13 10:10:17 AM  

There are a few pics where she looks ok, she looks like she suddenly lost way too much weight. Which would suggest drugs, but that bruise doesn't look like tracks to me.

And DarthBrooks, I don't normly use the term LOL, but I really was!

 
2003-10-13 10:12:03 AM  
all at once now: "shes flat as a..."


/its a board if you dont get it
 
2003-10-13 10:12:08 AM  
airbrush4tehunwin etc
I'd hit it ofc, make no mistake, but what kind of sick world lets this be considered NSFW?


TheFiefdom: your golden labrador does NOT count, even if it has 6 titties.
 
2003-10-13 10:12:48 AM  
If this is a paid advertisement (and if it isn't it seems like it ought to be), it should be stated in the headline or otherwise identified as such.

/.02
 
2003-10-13 10:13:44 AM  
UberSmyth: Interesting. I had no idea what you were talking about until I opened the link in another browser (IE) and saw what you were talking about. Not that there's any reason to save these pictures, but I love it when sites pull really lame stunts like that. Lotta work for nothing.
 
2003-10-13 10:14:46 AM  
adler - heh.

"... as a bunch of smiling middle-aged people. ... I don't get it.
[reads on] oooh ..."
 
2003-10-13 10:15:12 AM  
UberSmyth: Interesting. I had no idea what you were talking about until I opened the link in another browser (IE) and saw what you were talking about. Not that there's any reason to save these pictures, but I love it when sites pull really lame stunts like that. Lotta work for nothing.
 
2003-10-13 10:16:27 AM  
What the hell is going on here?
 
2003-10-13 10:16:56 AM  
"Then again... to most farkers, a Big Mac is sexually attractive."
mmmmm, big macs!!!
 
2003-10-13 10:17:44 AM  
What the hell is going on here?
 
2003-10-13 10:17:47 AM  
Girls that thin shouldn't wear their hair that big. It makes them look like bobbleheads.
 
2003-10-13 10:20:18 AM  
That's it?

Don't get me wrong, she's pretty hot, but that wasn't enough to give me a chubby.
 
2003-10-13 10:21:57 AM  
And definitly not worth $20/month to see her naked. There's enough free porn on the net.
 
2003-10-13 10:23:13 AM  
sweet heaven, that's hot.
 
2003-10-13 10:25:32 AM  
Meh. Back to the pale brunettes, please.
 
2003-10-13 10:27:19 AM  
UberSmyth: Interesting. I had no idea what you were talking about until I opened the link in another browser (IE) and saw what you were talking about. Not that there's any reason to save these pictures, but I love it when sites pull really lame stunts like that. Lotta work for nothing.
 
2003-10-13 10:31:31 AM  
IceHole: I was thinking the same thing
 
2003-10-13 10:32:43 AM  
IceHole: I was thinking the same thing
 
2003-10-13 10:33:17 AM  
my bad

 
2003-10-13 10:33:39 AM  
scrawny skanky ho. needs boobers. needs bigger dinner plate. finish your food, stanky!
 
2003-10-13 10:34:03 AM  
Oh crap.
 
2003-10-13 10:34:04 AM  
Hey! That's my sister!

Bastards all of ya!
 
2003-10-13 10:35:19 AM  
OH NO!!!


Somebody done stolded her boobings!!!!!!!
 
2003-10-13 10:37:41 AM  
rhiannon your posts in here are cracking me up. Are you doing that on purpose?
 
2003-10-13 10:39:21 AM  
First, yeah I'd hit it and so would most of you.

Second, I'm in medicine and I don't think the bruise is a track mark. Abuse maybe since the thumb leaves an imprint there when someone grabs you. But she has plenty of good veins to use so no need to go that high on her arm for drugs.
 
2003-10-13 10:40:07 AM  
Ain't nuthin' wrong with moles and freckles. Sexy sexy! That's the only sexy thing about her though. I wonder if she's ever heard of the Neverending Pasta Bowl at the Olive Garden?
 
2003-10-13 10:40:17 AM  
And yeah, I admit. She could use a sammich.
 
2003-10-13 10:40:59 AM  
my wife and i were flirting with a cute girl that looked sorta similiar ot her this weekend.
then theirs the dark haired bartended that kept giving my wife free premium drinks and me free beer the whole night.
she was obviously flirting with us.. i think we'll go revisit her very soon. and take pics. and post them on redclouds.
 
2003-10-13 10:43:09 AM  
JOHNDX: No dammit somethings really messed up here. Seems I can't refresh without reposting. This has never happened before. And no I haven't been drinking (yet). But it doesn't happen on the scratchpad. Screw it, time for a beer.
 
2003-10-13 10:44:52 AM  
Check out the affiliate program on the main site, I was thinking this site was probably one. I wonder how many conversions they got from 15000 Fark hits.

lease note: your account will have to be approved by a Soopermodels staff member first and each affiliate is subject to review. Sites with pornographic material, or sites with models under the age of 18 are not permitted. Any questions or comments, please contact us.

I'm guessing from that and the fact that they didn't explicitly state that there was going to be pornographic material when you sign up meant that there are no NSFW pictures of her.

/just had some caffeine and is feeling "productive"
 
2003-10-13 10:46:57 AM  
Where are the boobies?
 
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