Just goes to show that Frank Lampard is the most prolific midfielder in the modern era. I'll never understand the Lampard haters. He's genius.

No greenlight re: the Suarez ban? It's a pretty important moment re: setting a precedent in sports.

That being said, alphas respond to racist names by silently playing well. Little biatch omegas go tattle-tale to their leagues like 5 year-olds. Evra's a little biatch omega.

Glory, Glory Man United.

ZoSo_the_Crowe: No greenlight re: the Suarez ban? It's a pretty important moment re: setting a precedent in sports.

That being said, alphas respond to racist names by silently playing well. Little biatch omegas go tattle-tale to their leagues like 5 year-olds. Evra's a little biatch omega.

While I don't know much about the situation, it looks like Liverpool is furious that (in their eyes) Evra exaggerated a minor incident in order to get a favorable ruling from officials. I'm sure glad Suarez is above trying that... oh wait...

I invite everyone to look at some Shearer highlight reels on Youtube. When average the guy took advantage of some great passing from an unrecognized midfield. But when good the guy was unbelievable.

/I would avoid his coaching highlights however

cue the 2,000,000 knee grabbed and blade of grass rolled upon comment in 3.....2.....1

ZoSo_the_Crowe: No greenlight re: the Suarez ban? It's a pretty important moment re: setting a precedent in sports.

That being said, alphas respond to racist names by silently playing well. Little biatch omegas go tattle-tale to their leagues like 5 year-olds. Evra's a little biatch omega.

a 2 month ban?

bigpeeler: How close are we to 20,000? Oh, and let's hope #20,000 isn't an "own goal".

only if manchester united is playing

I did not know Unsworthless score that many goals.
if Vermarlen has more attempts like sunday he can over take hyypia soon.

Goal stats? That's child's play. Show me an infographic of who ran the longest distance and the highest average speed by stadium and then I'll be impressed.

/not easily impressed

Wow, I had no idea there had been 60,000 games.

Too bad it took 40,000 games to get those 20,000 goals scored...

/All 0-0 games should end with ticketholders being refunded the full face value thereof...

Dang it, Pyro Messiah!

Too bad it took 20,000 years to do it....

/lighten up fooseball fans!

marius2: No DFB thread, so it will have to go here: Did anyone else watch the Bayern M match today? Arjen with the goal in the 91st minute for the win, Farkin' beautiful!

/The victory should have come a lot easier..... scary.

marius2: No DFB thread, so it will have to go here: Did anyone else watch the Bayern M match today? Arjen with the goal in the 91st minute for the win, Farkin' beautiful!

/The victory should have come a lot easier..... scary.

ooops, missed that match!

AtticusFinchEsq: Doogled: I'm sure glad Suarez is above trying that... oh wait...

Diving is slightly different from this accusation, which, you'll recall, nobody on the pitch could back up, nor could any TV camera record.

That said, Suarez has done his fair share of diving in his day, and he's getting his due for that out of the officials. It may well be that this is FA saying, "It's impossible to believe you because of how often you've cried wolf," too. Who knows?

I was jut being an ass since I think it's safe to consider whining to officials as Suarez's signature move after the last WC. If racist remarks were actually made, Evra did the right thing bringing it to the league's attention.

That said, I'd be interested to read why the ruling was made (when that comes available). If they took Evra's word over Suarez solely based on each player's past & perceived credibility, that's a terrible precedent to set.

20,000 goals and 2,000,000 dives

Ok, you got me, subby. I laughed at Sami Hyypia.

marius2: No DFB thread, so it will have to go here: Did anyone else watch the Bayern M match today? Arjen with the goal in the 91st minute for the win, Farkin' beautiful!

/The victory should have come a lot easier..... scary.

I did. It was a great game, much closer than I thought it would be.

Bullshiat!! Missed calls by a whole lot of officials. At least half of those 20,000 were blown calls by sub-par officials swallowing whistles or missing calls when they should have disallowed the goal.

/But that's just me.
//I prefer a well officiated game.

and it only took 4.5 billion years to do.


or about 6000 years for the stupidly inclined.

Giggs will tear you apart

for this thread:
Marc Albrighton capitalised on a defensive error to slot in the 20,000th goal in Premier League history.