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(News.com.au) Sick Woman found dancing naked around rotting corpse isn't a criminal, she's just a bit off. And by "off", we mean nutty as a fruit cake   (news.com.au) divider line 50
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NuttierThanEver [TotalFark]
2011-12-20 04:36:49 PM
Sherri Moon Zombie wanted for questioning.
 
Walker [TotalFark]
2011-12-20 04:38:13 PM
The dead man was reported missing in September but the unnamed 52-year-old woman....

I stopped reading there.
 
Ed Finnerty [TotalFark]
2011-12-20 04:43:50 PM
This is one of the few times it is acceptable to have plastic covers on your sofa.
 
FriarReb98 [TotalFark]
2011-12-20 04:47:22 PM
I'm 99% sure that this thread is fine and dandy without pics. The other 1% is saying "b-b-but Sweden!"
 
AbbeySomeone
2011-12-20 07:25:58 PM
Maybe she was just trying to reserect him.

/yes, I know
 
jehovahs witness protection [TotalFark]
2011-12-20 08:07:30 PM
FriarReb98: I'm 99% sure that this thread is fine and dandy without pics. The other 1% is saying "b-b-but Sweden!"

something rotten.com?
 
Snarcoleptic_Hoosier [TotalFark]
2011-12-20 08:08:52 PM
AbbeySomeone: Maybe she was just trying to reserect him.

/yes, I know

Quite the grave assumption you have going.
 
Englebert Slaptyback
2011-12-20 08:11:38 PM

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier

AbbeySomeone: Maybe she was just trying to reserect him.

/yes, I know

Quite the grave assumption you have going.


I can't hear anything with that coffin in the background.
 
AverageAmericanGuy
2011-12-20 08:12:02 PM
Oh sure, belief in the ancient Norse gods is "sickness" but belief in the Christian god isn't.

Nice double standard you got there, Swedes.
 
Bit'O'Gristle
2011-12-20 08:14:02 PM
Well..at least she wasn't farking a dead dog in front of a day care center.

/just sayin
 
Wasn't Looking at his Neck
2011-12-20 08:17:11 PM
www.wearysloth.com
 
Otherwise Just Fine [TotalFark]
2011-12-20 08:17:19 PM
Without seeing a picture of her naked, I can't give my Internet Tough Guy opinion.
 
kisseswookies
2011-12-20 08:17:49 PM
Well, what else am I supposed to do on Tuesdays?
 
Omahawg
2011-12-20 08:26:08 PM
I like to dance too
 
fusillade762
2011-12-20 08:27:13 PM
Bit'O'Gristle: Well..at least she wasn't farking a dead dog in front of a day care center.

/just sayin

I remember that one. Epic thread. If sex with an animal is bestiality, what's sex with a dead animal? How about one of the same sex? What if it's on fire?
 
HelloMyNameIs
2011-12-20 08:27:20 PM
Sweden? Man I was hoping for a Florida tag to help my amnesty case.

/Please help me
 
Danger Avoid Death
2011-12-20 08:28:40 PM
AverageAmericanGuy: Oh sure, belief in the ancient Norse gods is "sickness" but belief in the Christian god isn't.

Nice double standard you got there, Swedes.

Did you miss the whole dead guy on the sofa thing??

Or are you trolling for Swedes??
 
Captain James T. Smirk
2011-12-20 08:29:55 PM
Said the Swede jumping 'round like a Tigger
"I loved him with absolute vigor
he was a wonderful lover
I was pleased to discover
Or at least he was in the first stage of rigor!"
 
AverageAmericanGuy
2011-12-20 08:30:16 PM
Danger Avoid Death: AverageAmericanGuy: Oh sure, belief in the ancient Norse gods is "sickness" but belief in the Christian god isn't.

Nice double standard you got there, Swedes.

Did you miss the whole dead guy on the sofa thing??

Or are you trolling for Swedes??

Abbey already addressed her dancing as a possible spell.
 
Kar98
2011-12-20 08:30:36 PM
Well, to be fair, the corpse was also a bit "off".
 
special20 [TotalFark]
2011-12-20 08:34:38 PM
Otherwise Just Fine: Without seeing a picture of her naked, I can't give my Internet Tough Guy opinion.

My guess is that if she was hot, we wouldn't be reading about now would we?
 
Interceptor1
2011-12-20 08:37:25 PM
Mom?
 
Bit'O'Gristle
2011-12-20 08:53:27 PM
fusillade762: Bit'O'Gristle: Well..at least she wasn't farking a dead dog in front of a day care center.

/just sayin

I remember that one. Epic thread. If sex with an animal is bestiality, what's sex with a dead animal? How about one of the same sex? What if it's on fire?

/Pyronecrobeastiality i believe..i could be wrong.
 
Bit'O'Gristle
2011-12-20 08:55:09 PM
fusillade762: Bit'O'Gristle: Well..at least she wasn't farking a dead dog in front of a day care center.

/just sayin

I remember that one. Epic thread. If sex with an animal is bestiality, what's sex with a dead animal? How about one of the same sex? What if it's on fire?

Sorry, missed a part. cracks knuckles....homonecropyrobeastiality...gasp
 
GreenSun
2011-12-20 08:57:21 PM
Hmm naked dancing woman.... awesome! Fifty-two years old... yuck :(
 
unicron702
2011-12-20 09:04:49 PM
Englebert Slaptyback: Snarcoleptic_Hoosier

AbbeySomeone: Maybe she was just trying to reserect him.

/yes, I know

Quite the grave assumption you have going.


I can't hear anything with that coffin in the background.

This line of humor needs to be buried, quickly.
 
FlyingJ
2011-12-20 09:05:18 PM
What does this have to do with Warren Christopher's nephew?
Link (new window)
oh yeah. amateurs:
i337.photobucket.com
 
jehovahs witness protection [TotalFark]
2011-12-20 09:08:21 PM
GreenSun: Hmm naked dancing woman.... awesome! Fifty-two years old... yuck :(

There are plenty of hot 52-year-old women.

Yuck factor kicks in at 75.

/it's not a fetish...it's a lifestyle...
 
wambu
2011-12-20 09:14:03 PM
The woman was initially arrested but has since been re-clothed.
 
fusillade762
2011-12-20 09:24:29 PM
Danger Avoid Death: AverageAmericanGuy: Oh sure, belief in the ancient Norse gods is "sickness" but belief in the Christian god isn't.

Nice double standard you got there, Swedes.

Did you miss the whole dead guy on the sofa thing??

Or are you trolling for Swedes??

I heard today Saab is going out of business. Good riddance, I say. Their cars are crap.

/trollhatten
 
ununcle
2011-12-20 09:48:02 PM
Wow! And we thought Judges were pro woman in the US? He's been dead for months and she's dancing. Naked. Around him. No harm, no foul.
 
djh0101010
2011-12-20 09:54:33 PM
fusillade762: Danger Avoid Death: AverageAmericanGuy: Oh sure, belief in the ancient Norse gods is "sickness" but belief in the Christian god isn't.

Nice double standard you got there, Swedes.

Did you miss the whole dead guy on the sofa thing??

Or are you trolling for Swedes??

I heard today Saab is going out of business. Good riddance, I say. Their cars are crap.

/trollhatten

They were great until GM came in and fsck'd them up.
 
sweet-daddy-2
2011-12-20 10:01:58 PM
unicron702: Englebert Slaptyback: Snarcoleptic_Hoosier

AbbeySomeone: Maybe she was just trying to reserect him.

/yes, I know

Quite the grave assumption you have going.


I can't hear anything with that coffin in the background.

This line of humor needs to be buried, quickly.

Yes. It has lost it's stiffness.
 
some.old.lady. [TotalFark]
2011-12-20 10:11:16 PM
fusillade762: Bit'O'Gristle: Well..at least she wasn't farking a dead dog in front of a day care center.

/just sayin

I remember that one. Epic thread. If sex with an animal is bestiality, what's sex with a dead animal? How about one of the same sex? What if it's on fire?

.....
For those of us who weren't there, could you post a link?
 
Modguy [TotalFark]
2011-12-20 10:48:10 PM
some.old.lady.: fusillade762: Bit'O'Gristle: Well..at least she wasn't farking a dead dog in front of a day care center.

/just sayin

I remember that one. Epic thread. If sex with an animal is bestiality, what's sex with a dead animal? How about one of the same sex? What if it's on fire?

.....
For those of us who weren't there, could you post a link?

THIS
 
minitrue noram
2011-12-20 11:00:14 PM
not even a mugshot?  how can i even decide whether i want to date this potentially necrophiliac, certainly enthusiastic woman?
 
Porous Horace
2011-12-20 11:13:35 PM
Antipodean kangaroo-oven fruitcake.
 
newmilpan
2011-12-20 11:13:54 PM
Title reminds me of this song: The Avalanches - Frontier Psychiatrist

Link (new window)
 
John Hopoate
2011-12-20 11:56:18 PM
Modguy: some.old.lady.: fusillade762: Bit'O'Gristle: Well..at least she wasn't farking a dead dog in front of a day care center.

/just sayin

I remember that one. Epic thread. If sex with an animal is bestiality, what's sex with a dead animal? How about one of the same sex? What if it's on fire?

.....
For those of us who weren't there, could you post a link?

THIS

Epic Thread Is Epic Link (new window)
 
ParagonComplex
2011-12-21 12:01:20 AM
She's nuttier than a cage full of squirrels.
 
fusillade762
2011-12-21 12:29:23 AM
John Hopoate: Modguy: some.old.lady.: fusillade762: Bit'O'Gristle: Well..at least she wasn't farking a dead dog in front of a day care center.

/just sayin

I remember that one. Epic thread. If sex with an animal is bestiality, what's sex with a dead animal? How about one of the same sex? What if it's on fire?

.....
For those of us who weren't there, could you post a link?

THIS

Epic Thread Is Epic Link (new window)

Thanks for the find. I forgot that that it was in public and the dog was likely underage, so throw in the pedo and exhibitionist prefixes as well.
 
Max Awesome
2011-12-21 01:33:01 AM
ick.
 
Animala
2011-12-21 01:40:43 AM
No Lexx references yet?
 
Nidiot
2011-12-21 01:52:22 AM
fusillade762: John Hopoate: Modguy: some.old.lady.: fusillade762: Bit'O'Gristle: Well..at least she wasn't farking a dead dog in front of a day care center.

/just sayin

I remember that one. Epic thread. If sex with an animal is bestiality, what's sex with a dead animal? How about one of the same sex? What if it's on fire?

.....
For those of us who weren't there, could you post a link?

THIS

Epic Thread Is Epic Link (new window)

Thanks for the find. I forgot that that it was in public and the dog was likely underage, so throw in the pedo and exhibitionist prefixes as well.

Sounds like the only thing we can't include is incest.
 
LewDux
2011-12-21 03:16:40 AM
Walker: The dead man was reported missing in September but the unnamed 52-year-old woman....

I stopped reading there.

They only want you when you're seventeen, when you're 52, you're no fun.

/"Dancing Queen" .. was released in August 1976,"
//(2011-1976)+17 = 52
 
muzzrphochr [TotalFark]
2011-12-21 04:46:07 AM
NuttierThanEver: Sherri Moon Zombie wanted for questioning.

Sherri Moon Zombie is wanted for a lot more than just questioning.

1.bp.blogspot.com

/a helluva lot more!
 
LewDux
2011-12-21 05:05:30 AM
www.onlygoodmovies.com
 
gojirast
2011-12-21 10:32:53 AM
Walker: The dead man was reported missing in September but the unnamed 52-year-old woman....

I stopped reading there.

This. The thread is JUST FINE without pictures.
 
offmymeds
2011-12-21 11:02:41 AM
I like fruitcake. I just heap on enough Cool-Whip to hide the corpse like flavor.
 
NationalHero
2011-12-21 03:37:22 PM
I mean really
 
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