Aaww, reminds me of all those stories about former Guantanamo Bay prisoners being reunited with their families on the last day of Ramadan.

Santa, I want my mom home from Iraq for Christmas. Mall Santa: Well, look who I happen to have in my sleigh

"Here she is!... I think I have her legs in this bagYES! Here they are! They couldn't find the other arm, but we're still looking."

/Santa's sleigh hit an IED

Next time, MSM, limit yourself to attractive people in your glurge pieces. It dulls the brilliance of the moment when ugly people live happily ever after.

The kids were not old enough to recognize her. The infant especially.

/Time line does not work?

I remember when I was a kid reading the letters to Santa in the paper, every year there were the usual suspects "I want a new bike" "Barbie" etc. but the area where I lived also had a lot of crime so inevitably there would always be "I just want my dad to come home from prison" I guess I never really thought that hard about it then but now that I am older thats some funny shiat right there!

/Not really
//Didnt see it comin did you?

GAT_00: talulahgosh: the kid meets parent returning from iraq military service story will never, ever get old.

But the stories will now. They don't have to happen again.

Nah. Give it a few months. There are always people somewhere who need to be invaded and/or "liberated".

I bet the dad wishes those kids were his and not the result of an invigorating night of the mom being banged by the rest of her squad

Dead for Tax Reasons: sorry kids, your mom wasn't in iraq these past few years, she's been santa's sex slave this whole time

Maybe not Santa's, but someone's sex slave. I had about 30 females in my company of around 120 soldiers, and I know of 2 who weren't getting stuffed in Afghanistan. Most were married. Military chicks(and guys for that matter) are total whores.

Dawn McCracken

What time does she wake up?

spentmiles: Aaww, reminds me of all those stories about former Guantanamo Bay prisoners being reunited with their families on the last day of Ramadan.

Hmmm... everyone might be onto you this time around. But then again, you might get a couple - there's still plenty o' stupid out there...

its dusty in here.

Lifting a beer right now for those that did not make it home.
Thank you all so much for my (and our) freedom!

/a dusty beer at that!

taurusowner: Military chicks(and guys for that matter) are total whores.

Truer words have never been spoken.

URAPNIS: taurusowner: Military chicks(and guys for that matter) are total whores.

Truer words have never been spoken.

Whores, you mean like trolls?

santa: RELEASE THE McCRACKEN!!

And Seal Was there also,,,

URAPNIS: taurusowner: Military chicks(and guys for that matter) are total whores.

Truer words have never been spoken.

NONSENSE!!! Why about 16 years ago we got female support personnel in our battalions and they were moral oak trees. Not even that stalker medic who would come into my room in Korea and try to break apart my marriage. She never openly stated "Your wife is 3000 miles away she will never know" NEVER! Not to mention she never slept with a ton of dudes in my company before she came after me.

/If you want to see whores in action Gateway club Camp Casey Korea
//No joking there
///Queen for a year

Andromeda: Hey, I used to visit Santa at this very mall!

Awesome.

That mall opened up in 2001. I doubt you're 15ish. If you are, congrats on that PhD!

ritalinchild 54: The kids were not old enough to recognize her. The infant especially.

/Time line does not work?

The kids saw her all the time on video chat. Was watching the video too much for you?

GAT_00: talulahgosh: the kid meets parent returning from iraq military service story will never, ever get old.

But the stories will now. They don't have to happen again.

Why, do we have world peace now?

This one still gets me.

URAPNIS: taurusowner: Military chicks(and guys for that matter) are total whores.

Truer words have never been spoken.

So are cops, firemen and paramedics. High-stress service jobs.

Before we got married, my wife was a paramedic. She says that EMS stands for "Extra-Marital Sex".

URAPNIS: taurusowner: Military chicks(and guys for that matter) are total whores.

Truer words have never been spoken.

This. I don't know of one female I served with in the navy that wasn't a whore.

/yet I still didn't get any.

That's awesome.

Guess your mom showing up is a lot better than the unexploded cluster bombs they leave for the kids in iraq. Yay a prese...BOOM!

Went to the Roger Waters (Pink Floyd) show in Washington DC last year and he was doing "The Wall" Tour. He was doing a particularly emotional version of 'Vera, Bring the Boys Back Home' and he slipped this little bit into his video... Now, I'll admit to being about as high as a Georgia pine, but I blubbered like a three year old.... so the next time one of the regular Farksticks on here starts droning on about how the 'dirty hippies hate the troops" or "don't love America" ...listen to the applause coming from the crowd when these kids are reunited with their returning military service parents somebody say 'Dusty'? (pops like a tissue)

Didn't know that Roger had lost his father in WWII. Prior to taking this show on the road, He had invited fans to mail in video and photos of lost military family members or currently serving and he played these images in each city of his tour. Found out later that the response was the same all over the world. Nobody hates the troops. There are plenty of us that want to see an end to war.

Jon H: URAPNIS: taurusowner: Military chicks(and guys for that matter) are total whores.

Truer words have never been spoken.

Whores, you mean like trolls?

No, like people who have lots of sex with multiple partners who may or may not be their spouse.

CSB:

So while I was in Afghanistan, we had the bright idea of buying a kiddie pool online about putting it on top of our RLBs (shipping containers converted into living space). We get it in the mail, put it up there and spend a few hours filling it with bottled water. The second day we have it, we get ratted out by some Major doing a flyover in a Crashhawk. Not to be dissuaded, we empty the pool, and move it inside one of our empty equipment storage shipping containers. We went out on a five day mission and came back to find the lock snipped off the door, and the container and kiddie pool full of empty Beck's non alcoholic beer bottles, and about 30 used condoms. Heard from some of our rear detachment guys that some Chair Force types saw us moving the pool, and it became their party spot while we were gone.

I got something in my eye...

This is going to really set the bar high for Christmas lists. But Santa is magical.