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(Some Guy)   Hong Kong's The Two Towers DVD with Engrish subtitles. Hillaryity ensuedes   ( divider line
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30314 clicks; posted to Main » on 13 Oct 2003 at 12:31 PM (13 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-10-13 12:31:18 AM  
"What food you got"

2003-10-13 12:55:25 AM  
"Too long i wanted my sister."

A vote for me is a vote for Engrish!
2003-10-13 08:48:02 AM  
"Can you not see that your uncle is varied by your mall content.

I don't know what the hell that's supposed to mean, but I like it anyway. What the hell is "mall content?" Maybe malcontent, i.e. unhappy? Beats me.
2003-10-13 08:49:42 AM  
Wait, check out 80-100 minutes, last pic:

"Bring your pussy face to my ass."

I never knew how dirty this movie was.
2003-10-13 10:12:51 AM  

But still funny.
2003-10-13 10:35:31 AM  
Old link, but I totally forgot about it. Some of those pics kill me. I want a "TOAST ME!" T-Shirt.
2003-10-13 12:35:01 PM  
Remember when they borked the subtitles so bad for Fellowship? Guess who the studio hired to do the subs for Two Towers? THE SAME IDIOTIC WOMAN! Even over objections from Peter Jackson himself.
2003-10-13 12:35:14 PM  
The chinaman is not the issue here dude
2003-10-13 12:36:13 PM  
Good times. Thanks for sharing. Good times, indeed.
2003-10-13 12:36:28 PM  
"havent you Gomes"

hey, "Gomes" is my last name..
im famous!!
2003-10-13 12:36:30 PM  
yeah this is a repeat....from a looooong time ago
2003-10-13 12:37:01 PM  
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I'm pretty sure this was from the gay porn remake and not the original Peter Jackson film.
2003-10-13 12:37:22 PM  
mr beens
(pic of Strider in front of the army)
2003-10-13 12:37:52 PM  
2003-10-13 12:38:11 PM  
Are you sure these are real? I mean, it's possible that they are, but... it's also possible that they are not.
2003-10-13 12:38:19 PM  
It's Chinatown, Jake. Forget about it...
2003-10-13 12:40:14 PM  
Toast me

I say you have to toast me!

Can we say horrendous editing?

Good. I knew you could.
2003-10-13 12:42:36 PM  
Now if only pr0n writers could come up with dialogue this good...
2003-10-13 12:42:44 PM  
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don't know why it's so damn funny...
2003-10-13 12:42:50 PM  
Nah....the bootleg Charlie's Angels DVD I have is better
2003-10-13 12:44:16 PM  
I'm getting a mental picture of that "Pussy face" to an "Ass". Would that be head on bung or crotch on bung though? I'm thinking a NSFW photoshop might be in order.
2003-10-13 12:44:44 PM  
Hillaryity ensuedes

Poster tries to be funny but fails, does not understand Engrish.
2003-10-13 12:45:16 PM  
I thought this repeat turned out to be a hoax as well.
2003-10-13 12:46:07 PM  
how silly.
2003-10-13 12:46:52 PM  
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Victoly! A winner is you!
2003-10-13 12:47:34 PM  
Bring your pssuy face to my ass?

Are you SERIOUS?

2003-10-13 12:48:16 PM  
All I can say is,

how he will take me he is still big for it

should become the next "All your base is belong to us"

/big...big...still big for it...
2003-10-13 12:48:17 PM  
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You know, come to think of it, I am warm hungry.

/going to Potbelly
2003-10-13 12:48:25 PM  
Okay, I thought these were legitimately funny at first, but then I saw:

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Suddenly I highly doubt that these are legitimate.. they must have been made up to be funny...
2003-10-13 12:48:31 PM  
I don't get it. Why would someone in Hong Kong want English subtitles anyway?
2003-10-13 12:49:19 PM  
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2003-10-13 12:49:58 PM  
/all your base are belong to us
2003-10-13 12:50:04 PM  
rtreynor: No, I think that's from the Extended Edition. :)
2003-10-13 12:50:15 PM  
Made of love
2003-10-13 12:50:23 PM  
"release him or else i will cut you off root"

christ - frodo threatened to change the root password out from under Gollum? no wonder he started begging...
2003-10-13 12:51:34 PM  
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I have no idea what that is suppsoed to mean.

Or this:

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2003-10-13 12:52:23 PM  
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2003-10-13 12:52:32 PM  

that would be a GREAT t-shirt!
2003-10-13 12:52:48 PM  

I thought the same thing ... I just don't see that mistake being made ...
2003-10-13 12:53:18 PM  
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Gollum is just a romantic fool, isn't he?
2003-10-13 12:53:31 PM  
That "Do It" picture should be used on nike ads.
2003-10-13 12:53:31 PM  
This is funny!
2003-10-13 12:53:40 PM  
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2003-10-13 12:54:42 PM  
These subtitles are much funnier than "All your base", yet that lame-o Cats is a Farkclich and not these quotes. I tell ya, farkers have a broken sense of humor.
2003-10-13 12:55:15 PM  


thanks, poster!
2003-10-13 12:55:34 PM  
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2003-10-13 12:55:41 PM  
*bring in the 'Base' song*

a new ending this is:

Toast. Toast. I say you got to toast me.
T-T-T-T-T-Toast Meeeeeee.
Nobody should have pretty the child. Bring your pussy face to my ass.
2003-10-13 12:57:24 PM  
Repeat from February at least. gg.
2003-10-13 12:58:44 PM  

Methinks that might become a farkism....if you can shrink it a bit.....

/flamewar ready
2003-10-13 12:58:54 PM  
This may have been a repeat, but it's the first time I've seen it.

My co-workers and I are in tears, here.

Props to the submitter, even if his name is Pete.
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