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2011-12-20 01:24:02 PM
in a political landscape full of whores, it's really refreshing to see a good old fashioned cock-tease
 
2011-12-20 01:38:56 PM
regardless of how transparent her intentions are, she's the kind of candidate who can neither do wrong for the people who already support her, nor actually win over anyone new with anyone she says. send her money, or don't, but she'll never be president.
 
2011-12-20 01:39:32 PM
WaltzingMathilda: regardless of how transparent her intentions are, she's the kind of candidate who can neither do wrong for the people who already support her, nor actually win over anyone new with anyone she says. send her money, or don't, but she'll never be president.

*anything she says, rather
 
2011-12-20 02:28:06 PM
C*nt.
 
2011-12-20 02:39:19 PM
So this is her latest "strategy" for grifting - the elementary school level "I could do that but I don't want to".

I guess we can't really blame her if people keep falling for it.
 
2011-12-20 02:42:31 PM
No, it actually is Sweetcheeks.
 
2011-12-20 02:48:00 PM
Glen Rice made lots of cake over his career, maybe she could hit him up.
 
2011-12-20 02:48:45 PM
Show those libs a thing or two by sending lots of money to Sarah!
 
2011-12-20 02:58:14 PM
So, how much for her to go away. Like, for good?

Sarah, name your price and let's get the telethon started. Everyone, you can do your part to end this horrible affliction on american politics.
 
2011-12-20 02:58:38 PM
Diogenes: I guess we can't really blame her if people keep falling for it.

Even our resident conservatrolls won't white-knight her anymore, it's safe to say she's down to the most profoundly brain dead fans.
 
2011-12-20 02:58:38 PM
who?
 
2011-12-20 03:02:38 PM
MaudlinMutantMollusk: who?

Michael Palin's wife.
 
2011-12-20 03:05:57 PM
I'll send her money only if it's used to fund a hardcore lesbian porn shoot featuring Palin, Michele Bachmann, and Christine O'Donnell.

And when I say "hardcore", I mean that someone gets used as a hand puppet.
 
2011-12-20 03:10:08 PM
FirstNationalBastard: I'll send her money only if it's used to fund a hardcore lesbian porn shoot featuring Palin, Michele Bachmann, and Christine O'Donnell.

And when I say "hardcore", I mean that someone gets used as a hand puppet.



Hey now, that's inappropriate...to make me touch myself under my desk at work.
 
2011-12-20 03:10:30 PM
FirstNationalBastard: And when I say "hardcore", I mean that someone gets used as a hand puppet.

I'm going with Michelle on this one. She already has the Muppet googily eyes.
 
2011-12-20 03:12:03 PM
Isn't her 15 minutes up yet? Sheesh!
 
2011-12-20 03:24:06 PM
Sarah Palin:   I got your nose! Yes I do! I've got your nose!           Send me more money.

 

Palin Supporters:   *TeeHee*               i157.photobucket.com
 
2011-12-20 03:33:16 PM
"I know I made it sound like this before, but THIS TIME I'm really going to do it...and I'm also going to pick the name of one random Real 'Mer'can -- someone who donates more than one snow machine payment -- out of a hat and show up at his door wearing only a teddy made of actual bear, you betcha, and I'm going to thank him the way a true hero should be thanked. Credit card link is over there, tiger."
 
2011-12-20 03:51:07 PM
Mr. Coffee Nerves: "I know I made it sound like this before, but THIS TIME I'm really going to do it...and I'm also going to pick the name of one random Real 'Mer'can -- someone who donates more than one snow machine payment -- out of a hat and show up at his door wearing only a teddy made of actual bear, you betcha, and I'm going to thank him the way a true hero should be thanked. Credit card link is over there, tiger."

By naming him as her VP nominee?
 
2011-12-20 03:57:08 PM
Mr. Coffee Nerves: and I'm going to thank him the way a true hero should be thanked.

By offing herself?
 
2011-12-20 04:12:37 PM
You mean she didn't make enough money off Gabby Giffords' hit campaign?
 
2011-12-20 04:36:01 PM
Yes Sarah, it *is* too late for you to place your hat in the ring, and it's a good thing too. You're not yet ready for it and would go down in flames.
 
2011-12-20 04:41:40 PM
dtdstudios.com
 
2011-12-20 05:49:18 PM
CanisNoir: Yes Sarah, it *is* too late for you to place your hat in the ring, and it's a good thing too. You're not yet ready for it and would go down in flames.

It'll be the Ron Paul/Sarah Palin ticket. SARAH PALIN.
 
2011-12-20 06:04:53 PM
I am not ashamed to say that I take a lot of pleasure seeing where she is now. Her fall from the top may have been slow, but it was worth the wait.

Enjoy running for mayor of obscureville you c***.
 
2011-12-20 06:10:26 PM
Unixfreak: Enjoy running for mayor of obscureville you c***.

eh, if g. gordon liddy can still sell books and host tv shows, i'm sure sarah palin will be fine.
 
2011-12-20 06:12:14 PM
I'm fine with this. The more money that gets sent her way the less there is for Republican election campaigns.
 
2011-12-20 06:14:38 PM
I_Am_Weasel: CanisNoir: Yes Sarah, it *is* too late for you to place your hat in the ring, and it's a good thing too. You're not yet ready for it and would go down in flames.

It'll be the Ron Paul/Sarah Palin ticket. SARAH PALIN.


RON PALIN/SARAH PAUL 2016!
 
2011-12-20 06:15:00 PM
Momma Bear needs more Botox.
Send cash quick.
 
2011-12-20 06:16:04 PM
So her official stance is "I said I wasn't going to run, but I still might."

Sounds like another Trump.
 
2011-12-20 06:18:31 PM
FirstNationalBastard: I'll send her money only if it's used to fund a hardcore lesbian porn shoot featuring Palin, Michele Bachmann, and Christine O'Donnell.

And when I say "hardcore", I mean that someone gets used as a hand puppet.


So, of the three, witch would you prefer?
 
2011-12-20 06:22:53 PM
FirstNationalBastard: I'll send her money only if it's used to fund a hardcore lesbian porn shoot featuring Palin, Michele Bachmann, and Christine O'Donnell.

And when I say "hardcore", I mean that someone gets used as a hand puppet.


*unzips pants*

Go on...
 
2011-12-20 06:25:12 PM
St_Francis_P: Show those libs a thing or two by sending lots of money to Sarah!

I am a hard core liberal and I am terribly afraid that lots of conservatives will send her lots of money, as much money as they can possibly afford, and then she will take that money and run for President and defeat and publicly humiliate Obama in November of 2012. Please, please, I beg of you, please do not send Sarah Palin lots of your money.
 
2011-12-20 06:25:20 PM
fusillade762: I_Am_Weasel: CanisNoir: Yes Sarah, it *is* too late for you to place your hat in the ring, and it's a good thing too. You're not yet ready for it and would go down in flames.

It'll be the Ron Paul/Sarah Palin ticket. SARAH PALIN.

RON PALIN/SARAH PAUL 2016!


Don't you mean Sarah Paulin?
 
2011-12-20 06:26:05 PM
i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com
 
2011-12-20 06:29:41 PM
Why aren't more Republicans ashamed that their party has seriously devolved to the point that they're even considering holding primary debates, hosted by reality-show stars, starring candidates that either have reality shows of their own, or are openly angling for them?

Why does no one stop for a second and go... seriously? This is seriously where we are as a party? How did we get here?
 
2011-12-20 06:33:46 PM
Yeah, I'll get right on that
 
2011-12-20 06:34:05 PM
You know sad thing is, after watching this clown college of a GOP race for the past 6 months, Palin would probably immediately poll in the top 2 of any caucus.
 
2011-12-20 06:38:26 PM
I really feel sorry for the idiots that send her money. Not because they were grifted out of their hard earned money, nut because they were too dumb to realize that they were being taken. There is an awful lot of stupid in the people that didn't realize Palin was grifting them from the beginning.
 
2011-12-20 06:39:27 PM
ongbok: I really feel sorry for the idiots that send her money. Not because they were grifted out of their hard earned money, nut because they were too dumb to realize that they were being taken. There is an awful lot of stupid in the people that didn't realize Palin was grifting them from the beginning.

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2011-12-20 06:39:53 PM
Maybe she and Rick Perry and run on the same ticket. Then they could both wear "I'm with stupid" t-shirts.
 
2011-12-20 06:41:29 PM
According to this (.pdf), it is indeed too late if she was planning on getting on the GOP primary ballot in Louisiana, Michigan, Missouri, New Hampshire, Ohio, Tennessee, and Texas. And she'd better make up her mind before Wednesday if she wants to get on the GOP primary ballot in Virginia.

Of course, it's not too late if she wants to run in every state as an Independent, mavericky gal that she is. All her\ GOP would be thrilled to see her in a 3-way race, you betcha.

/would like to see her in a 3-way
 
2011-12-20 06:41:57 PM
maverickiness don't pay fer itself!

"It's not too late for folks to jump in"

www.swisseduc.ch
 
2011-12-20 06:43:36 PM
jaerik: Why aren't more Republicans ashamed that their party has seriously devolved to the point that they're even considering holding primary debates, hosted by reality-show stars, starring candidates that either have reality shows of their own, or are openly angling for them?

Why does no one stop for a second and go... seriously? This is seriously where we are as a party? How did we get here?


And you may ask yourself
What is that beautiful house?
And you may ask yourself
Where does that highway go?
And you may ask yourself
Am I right?...Am I wrong?
And you may tell yourself
MY GOD!...WHAT HAVE I DONE?
 
2011-12-20 06:44:16 PM
Blank check is in the mail!
 
2011-12-20 06:47:53 PM
CanisNoir: Yes Sarah, it *is* too late for you to place your hat in the ring, and it's a good thing too. You're not yet ready for it and would go down in flames.

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2011-12-20 06:49:55 PM
McCain's legacy will dominate the GOP for years to come.

asbarez.com
 
2011-12-20 06:51:33 PM
She has even held bus tours and campaign-style rallies attended by a passionate group of supporters who have begged her to run.

She was a blatant snake oil merchant, and there were still people stupid enough to fall for it.

[NigelWestDickens.jpg]
 
2011-12-20 06:53:47 PM
TofuTheAlmighty: FirstNationalBastard: I'll send her money only if it's used to fund a hardcore lesbian porn shoot featuring Palin, Michele Bachmann, and Christine O'Donnell.

And when I say "hardcore", I mean that someone gets used as a hand puppet.

So, of the three, witch would you prefer?


O'Donnell. She's a virgin and has never masturbated. There's a lot of estrogen in that sack of crazy that is ready to explode. I'd love to trip the trigger. Wait... how long do I have to stick around afterwards? I won't have to make her breakfast or give her my real phone number?
 
2011-12-20 06:57:15 PM
Muta: TofuTheAlmighty: FirstNationalBastard: I'll send her money only if it's used to fund a hardcore lesbian porn shoot featuring Palin, Michele Bachmann, and Christine O'Donnell.

And when I say "hardcore", I mean that someone gets used as a hand puppet.

So, of the three, witch would you prefer?

O'Donnell. She's a virgin and has never masturbated. There's a lot of estrogen in that sack of crazy that is ready to explode. I'd love to trip the trigger. Wait... how long do I have to stick around afterwards? I won't have to make her breakfast or give her my real phone number?


You've got until THE CAGE COMES DOWN!

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