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(WISHTV) Stupid Bank robber: Give me all your money or I'll hot glue you into a Christmas ornament   (wishtv.com) divider line 17
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Lone Stranger
2011-12-20 03:09:21 PM
Bank employees said the man displayed what they thought was a gun and told them he had a bomb, while showing them something taped to his leg.

/penis
 
Englebert Slaptyback
2011-12-20 03:11:07 PM

Give me all your money or I'll hot glue you into a Christmas ornament


I guess Martha Stewart will soon be back in prison. :-(
 
Man On Fire
2011-12-20 03:15:47 PM
that would kinda hurt. hot glue is hot.
 
farkerts
2011-12-20 03:16:01 PM
He must have been in a sticky situation to need money that bad.
 
Bruxellensis
2011-12-20 03:17:11 PM
Those guns have terrible range. You're better off with a knife.
 
one of Ripley's Bad Guys
2011-12-20 03:18:21 PM
Man On Fire: that would kinda hurt. hot glue is hot.

I have an industrial one for packing, thing's the size of an MAC 10

/485* burns like hell
 
numbone
2011-12-20 03:21:07 PM
Did he ask the teller to plug in his gub?
 
Tiiba
2011-12-20 03:22:40 PM
Lone Stranger: Bank employees said the man displayed what they thought was a gun and told them he had a bomb, while showing them something taped to his leg.

/penis

Are you referencing a story from a few months ago, where a jealous wife glued her husband's instrument to his leg?

Ouchies.
 
qate
2011-12-20 03:23:29 PM
Ok, when a guy is robbing a bank and says he has a bomb, this is the perfect time to call his bluff on the bomb. I don't think a suicide bombing was in his plans.
 
Hand Banana
2011-12-20 03:31:41 PM
Sounds like it almost worked. He just forgot that one very crucial element called a mask.
 
BurnShrike
2011-12-20 03:34:51 PM
Why didn't they just mob the guy? Unless he found an automatic glue gun somewhere, he can only glue one person at a time.
 
metametameta
2011-12-20 03:44:54 PM
He picked the wrong bank to rob. Check out that crisp, clear, full color picture. Most bank survailence is crappy black and white and grainy, but not that one.
 
Day_Old_Dutchie
2011-12-20 04:13:34 PM
farkerts: He must have been in a sticky situation to need money that bad.



It's amazing that so far nobody has referred to this event as a 'stick-up'.
 
Ed_Severson
2011-12-20 04:14:12 PM
Kentucky Avenue, huh? Shocking.

BurnShrike: Why didn't they just mob the guy? Unless he found an automatic glue gun somewhere, he can only glue one person at a time.

And very slowly! "Don't move, or I'll hot glue you in about 25 seconds! You got an outlet I can use?"
 
BigDogDude
2011-12-20 04:20:03 PM
Wonder if cops will be able to make the charges stick?
 
PullItOut
2011-12-20 04:23:46 PM
Was it this guy?

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Mega Steve
2011-12-20 05:27:46 PM
The Trapster is not impressed.
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