Bookmarked for hot Singapore stewardesses.

Also, did you know that stewardesses is the longest word you can type using only your left hand (touch typing).

And trannies.

/just sayin

I usually have to pay extra to feel her butt and get caned.

FTA: "The flight from Moscow to Singpaore was within Thai airspace when the alleged incidents took place between 4:15 a.m. and 4:18 a. m. The defendant, who works in Singapore, was represented by a local lawyer and appeared in court for a second time on Monday."

Ooh rookie mistake. You don't shiat where you work. You do this on the return leg of a vacation. No country is going to extradite one of their own citizens on groping charges!

What if my thing is to feel up a flight attendant and then have a nice caning afterwards? YOU DON'T KNOW ME!

Look, I'm not for dudes feeling up sky-waitresses and all that, but is Singapore not among the most medieval "civilizations" left on the planet?

I mean, yeah, your streets are clean and all that, but really?

In SE Asia "lady boys" (transvestites and transsexuals) are socially acceptable and I'm sure some of the more beautiful ones are stews.

// pretty sure the "woman" who runs a local Thai restaurant here in the states isn't.

came for pics...leaves disappointed.

PJ-: Bookmarked for hot Singapore stewardesses.

Also, did you know that stewardesses is the longest word you can type using only your left hand (touch typing).

What are you doing with your right hand?!!?

GIS for "Hot Singapore Women" gives me this this?! Link (new window) SRSLY WTF GOOGLE!?

JaCiNto: PJ-: Bookmarked for hot Singapore stewardesses.

Also, did you know that stewardesses is the longest word you can type using only your left hand (touch typing).

What are you doing with your right hand?!!?

Well since i'm actually left handed, it feels like someone else when I use my right :D

If I really want it to be a special night, I'll sit on it for about 30 minutes. Ain't nothing like a lonely stranger on a friday night using my tears as lube.

PJ-: Also, did you know that stewardesses is the longest word you can type using only your left hand (touch typing).

I got all ready to call you out, then remembered I'm on Dvorak.

Singapore is the greatest and best airline in the world.

I managed to knock back a fifth of rum and instead of cutting me off she laughed that I finished th ebottle and asked if i wanted to switch to jack or jim.

Cane the sicko.

I try to be civilized and take the stance that criminal punishment should be about protecting others and reforming the offender, but it's much harder to take that perspective when someone is directly and intentionally harming someone in a disgusting power play.

Maybe it's immature or unproductive, but I still want them to cane him.

In the land of the blind the one-eyed man is king.

PJ-: Bookmarked for hot Singapore stewardesses.

Also, did you know that stewardesses is the longest word you can type using only your left hand (touch typing).

Disappointing, so far.... :(

JaCiNto: What are you doing with your right hand?!!?

Typing "lollipop" - the longest word you can type with your right...

liam76: Singapore is the greatest and best airline in the world.

I managed to knock back a fifth of rum and instead of cutting me off she laughed that I finished th ebottle and asked if i wanted to switch to jack or jim.

I think you might have a drinking problem.



/Hot, like a month in rehab

Typical Singapore Aitlines wanna-be-caned come-hither look:





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Is this a thread were we rave how awesome Singapore Air is?

/It's amazing
//They asked for volunteers because they didn't have enough of one of the lunch options - I volunteered and was offered the first class meal in it's place

Submitted First With a Better Headline: Cane the sicko.

I try to be civilized and take the stance that criminal punishment should be about protecting others and reforming the offender, but it's much harder to take that perspective when someone is directly and intentionally harming someone in a disgusting power play.

Maybe it's immature or unproductive, but I still want them to cane him.

I think the stewardess should cane him, you know, so she be sure that justice is done properly and severely... I'd fly to Singapore for that.

Your honor, in my defense, may I present exhibit A:



/hot like the in-flight meal

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: In the land of the blind the one-eyed man is king.

Unless it's really dark.

Orchard Tower.

That is all I have to say.

/4FoW
/Just be really reeaallyy careful. Like, alot.

Certainly You Jest: is Singapore not among the most medieval "civilizations" left on the planet?

No.

Ain't No Party Like A Tea Party: liam76: Singapore is the greatest and best airline in the world.

I managed to knock back a fifth of rum and instead of cutting me off she laughed that I finished th ebottle and asked if i wanted to switch to jack or jim.

I think you might have a drinking problem.

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/Hot, like a month in rehab

Due to SA exceptional service there was no drinking problem, I was allowed to continue to drink the rest of my 12 hr flight to Germany, sleep like a baby on the 12 hour Germany to NYC leg and awakened jungover but ready to function despite the 12 hr timezone difference between East coast and Singapore.

pute kisses like a man: excuse me, stewardess, I ordered a singapore sling

Farkin Icehole, ya just had to put up the one pic that would kill my nice Thai stewardess boner didn't ya. I hat you on a personal level now.

So is Sandman.

He's lucky she didn't bite his nose off!

Wayne 985: Crewmannumber6: And trannies.

/just sayin

I don't know about that. Homosexuality is still a crime in Singapore. You may be thinking Thailand.

I have been to Singapore. They are prevalent.

Now, is caning in this case when you do something stupid and they whoop your ass for it, or when you stick your hand up their skirt and find more than you planned for?

Cause hey, there's a kink market for either. Both, really. At the same time.

I'll be in my bunk.

liam76: Due to SA exceptional service there was no drinking problem, I was allowed to continue to drink the rest of my 12 hr flight to Germany, sleep like a baby on the 12 hour Germany to NYC leg and awakened jungover but ready to function despite the 12 hr timezone difference between East coast and Singapore.

When was this? You can fly from SG to NYC direct for some time now.

/I drank until Japan, passed out, woke over the Yukon.

Salmon:

Mah-mah-mah-mah poker face!

Crewmannumber6: And trannies.

/just sayin

Indeed...came to say that.

How many sexual innuendos can you find in this airline commercial (new window)

Was going to say this thread is worthless without pics, but Fark delivers.

/Was it in the W.C.?

I watched a video of an actual caning a couple of years ago. It is a lot rougher punishment than it sounds.
That being said, I wish they did it here.

Certainly You Jest: Look, I'm not for dudes feeling up sky-waitresses and all that, but is Singapore not among the most medieval "civilizations" left on the planet?

I mean, yeah, your streets are clean and all that, but really?

Ah hahahahaha, no. They put a fierce face on internationally to scare away the potential troublemakers. The fact that you think this shows me that 1.) it's an effective policy and 2.) that you're likely one of the people it's aimed at. Yes, people do get punished, but it happens rarely enough that it makes the news when someone does do something dumb enough to merit it. A little operant conditioning to keep things honest.

If you can hold your booze, act you've actually been around pretty women at least once before in your life and not be an ass, Singapore is a place where you can party practically 24/7. My colleagues and I liken it to a big clubhouse that you need the secret password to gain entry and once you're in, there's few places like it anywhere.

The trolly dollies on SQ are easy enough to talk to and flirt with, but if you can't keep your meathooks off women, you'd likely get a punch in the face anywhere.

/going on 10 years of "medieval civilization"

pute kisses like a man: MrSid: pute kisses like a man: excuse me, stewardess, I ordered a singapore sling

Farkin Icehole, ya just had to put up the one pic that would kill my nice Thai stewardess boner didn't ya. I hat you on a personal level now.

???

booze kills boners? Only if taken in excess. you can just cut back on the booze.

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I owe you an apology I meant Sapper_Topo for the godawfulness of it all.

We're now linking articles from Xinhua/People's Daily for news?

Same crappy level of accuracy as Fox News, Daily Fail and Pravda.