Don't forget amenities like the private pool, subby. Watersports are one way in which the Penthouse distinguishes itself from its rivals.

Couldn't they have just stolen it from their dad's closet?

The humor of this headline will be lost on many of our younger readers, so please allow me the opportunity to explain.

Before the advent of the internet, young men often used visual depictions of naked women printed on paper as masturbatory aids. One of the more popular magazines at the time was called "Penthouse". Penthouse was often preferable to Playboy because unlike Playboy, Penthouse published pictures of beautiful women spreading their labia, while Playboy refrained from such depictions. Young men would masturbate while looking at pictures of nude women, and at the point of maximum arousal, they would ejaculate onto said pictures. If the young man did not wipe the pages thoroughly and closed the magazine, the ejaculate would dry causing the pages to stick together. Should someone other than the original ejaculator find a Penthouse magazine with pages stuck together, it would often cause considerable disgust and consternation.

I hope you enjoyed your lesson in primitive sexuality. Please tune in next week for a lively presentation on the disappearance and subsequent reemergence of pubic hair as well as the origination of ass-to-mouth.

Atomic Spunk: The humor of this headline will be lost on many of our younger readers, so please allow me the opportunity to explain.

Before the advent of the internet, young men often used visual depictions of naked women printed on paper as masturbatory aids. One of the more popular magazines at the time was called "Penthouse". Penthouse was often preferable to Playboy because unlike Playboy, Penthouse published pictures of beautiful women spreading their labia, while Playboy refrained from such depictions. Young men would masturbate while looking at pictures of nude women, and at the point of maximum arousal, they would ejaculate onto said pictures. If the young man did not wipe the pages thoroughly and closed the magazine, the ejaculate would dry causing the pages to stick together. Should someone other than the original ejaculator find a Penthouse magazine with pages stuck together, it would often cause considerable disgust and consternation.

I hope you enjoyed your lesson in primitive sexuality. Please tune in next week for a lively presentation on the disappearance and subsequent reemergence of pubic hair as well as the origination of ass-to-mouth.

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/I'm still trying to figure out how the mags I found in the woods got there or why...porn faeries?

Is it just me, or is "luxury condo" an oxymoron?

rogue49: /I'm still trying to figure out how the mags I found in the woods got there or why...porn faeries?

That was always my assumption.

NuttierThanEver: Bob Guccione (?sp) epitomized all that was the 70's. I gotta believe he was the progenitor Guido with more money than class.

Omni magazine more than makes up for this alleged lack of class.

Knara: rogue49: /I'm still trying to figure out how the mags I found in the woods got there or why...porn faeries?

That was always my assumption.

About four good hauls in the late seventies (aged 10 or 11 with my buds).

A couple of Playboys, but the Hustler and the Penthouse finds were the real mother-loads.

At the time we did assume some sort of divine act.

In retrospect though, it was more likely a concerned mother or a pissed off wife/girl-friend who delivered these to us.