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(Short List)   "Mmmphgh Abiryrt Mphdgjkdhd" said Bane. "Fark" said Warners   (shortlist.com) divider line 325
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2011-12-20 10:23:37 PM

cameroncrazy1984: So it's another shiatty awesome batman movie that tons of nerds will see. Wahoo.

 
2011-12-20 10:29:30 PM

John Buck 41: Easily the worst trailer for a 'major motion picture' I have ever seen.


The one for The Hobbit is even worse

Link (new window)
 
2011-12-20 10:34:17 PM

Skyred: cameroncrazy1984: So it's another shiatty awesome batman movie that tons of nerds will see. Wahoo.


No, cameroncrazy1984 had it right the first time.
 
2011-12-20 10:39:12 PM

ThisNameSux: John Buck 41: Easily the worst trailer for a 'major motion picture' I have ever seen.

The one for The Hobbit is even worse

Link (new window)


Is this sarcasm? That was amazing. I loved the atmosphere it created.
 
2011-12-20 10:45:00 PM

ThisNameSux: John Buck 41: Easily the worst trailer for a 'major motion picture' I have ever seen.

The one for The Hobbit is even worse

Link (new window)


you. are. awesome.

CSB time. i had just finished The Hobbit when 5th grade was starting and we still did some of those first day in class things where you say what you did that summer. I had memorized all of the dwarves names and I stood up and recited them and concluded that I had just finished The Hobbit. Yep, I got funny looks from the kids. I also got the 2nd worst year of bullying (only topped by 6th grade) I had ever had. It was the last time I told anyone at school I read books. it was also the first time i ever got a C in something and I did it on purpose so that i wouldnt be 'smart'.

/thanks a lot tolkein
 
2011-12-20 11:04:52 PM

Wayne 985: Is this sarcasm?


lol yes. I just needed a reason to post it.
 
2011-12-20 11:07:13 PM
The only one who was hard to understand was Michael Caine. That dude gets more unintelligible with each passing year.

Egoy3k: I enjoyed it as well. My issue is that internet 'nerds' really should be happy that mainstream culture even throws them a sop every so often let alone a well produced big budget movie. It's like all the pissing and moaning over the Star Trek reboot. You got another movie with Kirk and Spock in it, quite biatching and maybe you'll get another one.


At the risk of sounding like a Hipster douchebag, maybe we don't want the attention of Mainstream culture. Mainstream culture thinks Michael Bay and lens flares are cool and artistic. Some people like intelligent, well written science fiction that doesn't patronize the audience, not simplistic brain-dead explosion orgy. There was a time when things like plot and character development were actually important and not something that get shoehorned in between shiat getting blown up. Screw blockbusters, Scifi is better when it is below the radar as a low - medium budget independent film than some crappy action film that just happens to have spaceships.

As for the Star Trek reboot, Kirk and Spock are unimportant. The magic of Kirk and Spock was what was brought by Shatner and Nimoy. When they retired, they might just as well retired the characters as well. If it wasn't for the obvious name value from mainstream audiences they could have just as well make entirely new characters. While it probably wouldn't have brought in as much money, it probably would have not pissed off the established fanbase. Unfortunately, it is about the money and this movie was "not made for Star Trek fans." I feel the same way about the reboot of Battlestar Galactica. The problem with reboots are that if it is too similar, why do a reboot? If it is too different they you are lazily plagiarizing character names for what is ostensibly a new property.
 
2011-12-20 11:11:26 PM

dancindan84: WHAT DON'T YOU FARKING UNDERSTAND?!?


Biostratigraphy and Correlation.
 
2011-12-20 11:22:14 PM
i45.tinypic.com

yawn

i'll just leave that there

/it's gonna be a great year
 
2011-12-21 12:06:09 AM

doubled99: I heard him fine as well. Heard of Bane before but didn't know about the "constantly inhaled drug" thing.
Farking stupid. Why doesn't everyone use it?



From what I gather he's in chronic pain so part of the pain management device is implanted along the base of his spine. I think the Venom/medicine is probably part steroid, part pain killer and part stimulant.
 
2011-12-21 01:05:20 AM
Naughty Warners!
t3.gstatic.com
 
2011-12-21 02:06:04 AM
img689.imageshack.us

img23.imageshack.us
 
2011-12-21 02:22:46 AM
/very late to this thread
//not reading all this so forgive me for beating this dead horse
///but are you really surprised?
//// Link (new window)
// I know, too many slashies mea culpa
 
2011-12-21 03:32:04 AM

Wayne 985: capitulating fromage masticating simian: Forget Bane, I'm wondering why they have Welsh kid singing the American national anthem

Aren't half the folks in those films played by actors from the UK?

Batman
Alfred
Falcone
Ra's al Ghul
The Scarecrow
Bane


Commissioner Gordon.

Pochas:
He has to disguise his voice so people don't figure out that he's Bruce Wayne. Also it is more intimidating than talking like Adam West or Michael Keaton.


Oh come on, imagine it. Bale's Batman drops from a roof onto you, smashes your head against the wall, breaks a bone to get your attention, then he leans over you and, with Adam West's voice, demands to know where the arms shipment is.

You would need more than a little therapy to get over something like that.
 
2011-12-21 10:29:49 AM
I heard Bane's line just fine, what I couldn't make out was what Christian Bale asked before the old bearded man replied with what sounded like "Rise" or "Riots".
 
2011-12-21 11:29:53 AM
stalebacon.com
 
2011-12-21 03:37:58 PM

Arklop: Gig103: It isn't any worse than gravel-voice Batman.

For what it's worth, that voice is not just Christian Bale trying to sound dark. It's a sound effect from the mic and speakers in Batman's suit (part of the back story that was never explained in the films.)


http://www.aftertek.com/batman-begins-batsuit.html
"The design of Batman's cowl is a balance of form and function. The microphones in the ears are combined with special earpieces in the cowl that give Batman superior hearing in the field. The microphones can also be used to amplify Batman's voice and broadcast it through a discreet speaker in the suit. This is what gives Batman's voice that distinctive, disembodied and unearthly sound."


whoever wrote that is clearly not a real batfan. in TDK - the joker crashes the cocktail party and bruce wayne runs for the secret hideout to change his underwear. as he dispatches henchmen along the way it is made clear that he has already mentally changed into costume. when he yells at whats-her-face he does it in the gravel voice even though he is wearing a tux.

/batfan...pfft
//hmhmhmm *snort*


also - bane:

images4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2011-12-21 10:10:45 PM
So can all you guys who understood him help those of us who didn't out? What the fark did he say?
 
2011-12-22 02:21:02 AM

Whiskey Priest: What the fark did he say?


Alfred (Over National Anthem) : "You are as precious to me, as you were to your own mother and father. I swore to them that I would protect you, and I haven't!"

Chris Cooper(?) : "The mayor is going to dump him [Gordon] in the spring."
Matthew Modine : "Really?"
Chris Cooper : "Mm Hm."
Matthew Modine :"But he's a hero.."
Chris Cooper : "He's a war hero, this is peacetime."

Selina Kyle : "You think this can last. There's a storm coming, Mr. Wayne. You and your friends better batten down the hatches. Cause when it hits, you're all gonna wonder how you ever thought you could live so large and leave so little for the rest of us."

Chant: Deh-shay! Deh-shay! Bah-sah-rah! Bah-sah-rah! (supposed to mean 'He Rises' in Morrocan)

Bruce Wayne : "What does that mean?"
Man : "Rise."

Bane: "When Gotham is... ashes, you have my permission to die."
 
2011-12-22 11:14:48 AM
steve_lou:

Bruce Wayne : "What does that mean?"
Man : "Rise."


Thank you very much!
 
2011-12-22 11:33:04 AM

Ezy Ryder: steve_lou:

Bruce Wayne : "What does that mean?"
Man : "Rise."


Thank you very much!


Betcha they were referring to Anne Hathaway...Iknow I rise when I see her, if you know what I mean, and I think you do.
 
2011-12-22 11:34:32 AM
The composer is actually doing a thing now where people can participate in the actual movie (was on Fark a week ago or so I think) by recording yourself doing the chanting
http://www.ujam.com/campaigns/darkknightrises/introduction (new window)

They mix everyone's voices and turn it into something evil sounding, like Björk's Medúlla covered by Slayer
 
2011-12-22 11:35:57 AM
^ disregard that 2nd 'actual'
fark.
 
2011-12-22 05:23:13 PM

steve_lou: Whiskey Priest: What the fark did he say?

Alfred (Over National Anthem) : "You are as precious to me, as you were to your own mother and father. I swore to them that I would protect you, and I haven't!"

Chris Cooper(?) : "The mayor is going to dump him [Gordon] in the spring."
Matthew Modine : "Really?"
Chris Cooper : "Mm Hm."
Matthew Modine :"But he's a hero.."
Chris Cooper : "He's a war hero, this is peacetime."

Selina Kyle : "You think this can last. There's a storm coming, Mr. Wayne. You and your friends better batten down the hatches. Cause when it hits, you're all gonna wonder how you ever thought you could live so large and leave so little for the rest of us."

Chant: Deh-shay! Deh-shay! Bah-sah-rah! Bah-sah-rah! (supposed to mean 'He Rises' in Morrocan)

Bruce Wayne : "What does that mean?"
Man : "Rise."

Bane: "When Gotham is... ashes, you have my permission to die."


Thank you, sir. I was able to get most of it, but missed that last Bane line.
 
2011-12-23 01:01:13 PM
Bane: "huhferabiggun"

Batman: "Huh?"

Bane: *PUNCH*
 
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