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Deacon Blue

2011-12-20 10:51:04 AM

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mitchcumstein1

2011-12-20 10:51:54 AM

Now THAT'S a weekend.

make me some tea

2011-12-20 11:14:03 AM

That one gets a Darwin Award.

Optical Aleutian

2011-12-20 11:21:38 AM

So I guess it was crack cocaine, huh.

Codenamechaz

2011-12-20 11:33:28 AM

Optical Aleutian: So I guess it was crack cocaine, huh.

file.walagata.com

miltonbabbitt

2011-12-20 11:38:35 AM

St_Francis_P

2011-12-20 11:38:39 AM

make me some tea: That one gets a Darwin Award.

Agreed. One of the few good effects of the War on Drugs.

Nabb1

2011-12-20 11:42:53 AM

Optical Aleutian: So I guess it was crack cocaine, huh.

Ladies and gentlemen, we have ourselves a winnah!

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat

2011-12-20 12:15:48 PM

At least he didn't go Ass to Meth.

Otherwise Just Fine

2011-12-20 12:38:53 PM

I don't care how long you're going to go away for, I'm not eating your butt drugs. Also, North Charleston is a sketchy town.

/lives in North Charleston

dahmers love zombie

2011-12-20 01:18:18 PM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: At least he didn't go Ass to Meth.

Or Acid to Mouth.

Peaceboy

2011-12-20 01:18:20 PM

Optical Aleutian: So I guess it was crack cocaine, huh.

Your post, and your log-in, swim with win.

Walker

2011-12-20 02:04:11 PM

I've heard of telling your brother to "eat sh*t and die" but this is ridiculous.

Schmoppo

2011-12-20 02:28:22 PM

Who would have thought that 'thug life' and 'Scheiße porn' would have so much in common?

Mantour

2011-12-20 02:34:04 PM

hbk72777

2011-12-20 02:34:54 PM

I thought I'd do anything for my brother, turns out I didn't think of every scenario

Sapper_Topo

2011-12-20 02:37:26 PM

I cant even imagine what doing an ounce of coke at one time would feel like. I mean before you die of course. I just cant.

Orgasmatron138

2011-12-20 02:37:47 PM

Coke butt.

tburns6

2011-12-20 02:38:53 PM

Where is the Florida tag?

tburns6

2011-12-20 02:39:45 PM

Opps.... L2read article.

farkingismybusiness

2011-12-20 02:42:10 PM

Mellow Mark

2011-12-20 02:42:11 PM

It was cocaine, in the end, that killed him.

ArcadianRefugee

2011-12-20 02:42:56 PM

So, he ate his brother's ass crack?

TheMysticS

2011-12-20 02:44:30 PM

hbk72777: I thought I'd do anything for my brother, turns out I didn't think of every scenario

Seconded.

some_beer_drinker

2011-12-20 02:45:01 PM

Sapper_Topo: I cant even imagine what doing an ounce of coke at one time would feel like. I mean before you die of course. I just cant.

you should watch scarface, with al pacino. that might give you some idea.

DrippinBalls

2011-12-20 02:48:01 PM

Never snort your brother's butt
You simply don't know if the man's a slut
And if you snort your brother's crack
you might just go whack

Never sniff your brother's a-hole
you never know if he's taken a pole
You never take a whiff of the dirty brown-eye
as if you have to ask why.

Cats_Lie

2011-12-20 02:48:03 PM

What kind of coke was it?

clifmo

2011-12-20 02:48:45 PM

the lack of a florida tag is a great disservice to my state... i'm ashamed fark... ASHAMED!

buck1138

2011-12-20 02:48:52 PM

So vote Santorum!

SavvyLemur

2011-12-20 02:49:18 PM

Sapper_Topo: I cant even imagine what doing an ounce of coke at one time would feel like. I mean before you die of course. I just cant.

awful, i'm sure. you'd probably feel like you were gonna physically explode at any moment.

spentmiles

2011-12-20 02:49:25 PM

It was mostly baby powder.

LarryDan43

2011-12-20 02:49:58 PM

A reverse Stevie Nicks?

special20

2011-12-20 02:53:32 PM

Dope ass ate an ass load of dope. Ass is a dead ass dope now.

wildcat2011

2011-12-20 02:54:12 PM

Brown Sugar!

www.fitnessdestination.com

AngryJailhouseFistfark

2011-12-20 02:55:28 PM

Greater love has no one than this, that one eat an ounce of cocaine from his brother's backside.

It's in Scripture. What'cha gonna do.

AeroSquid

2011-12-20 02:55:55 PM

zaier

2011-12-20 02:57:54 PM

wildcat2011: Brown Sugar!

[www.fitnessdestination.com image 640x478]

So that is where heroin comes from...

Lone Stranger

2011-12-20 02:58:10 PM

Well at least after the first mouthful he could not taste the tangy flavor of his brothers ass.

cheesewheel

2011-12-20 02:59:58 PM

Dumbass...

drinks like richard burton

2011-12-20 03:01:58 PM

Probably was having a great night until his brother rectum.

Typical Right Wing Doosh

2011-12-20 03:02:05 PM

Sapper_Topo: I cant even imagine what doing an ounce of coke at one time would feel like. I mean before you die of course. I just cant.

have you ever had a seizure, shiat yourself, and felt your heart going 1000bpm all at once?

Bruxellensis

2011-12-20 03:05:10 PM

did anyone else see that comment in the article?

farkingismybusiness

2011-12-20 03:06:09 PM