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(Bloomberg) Interesting Oh, yeah. Like this hasn't happened before. "German's Push To Remodel Europe May Backfire"   (bloomberg.com) divider line 38
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2011-12-20 11:05:38 AM
German tanks never backfire. Their engineers are top notch.
 
2011-12-20 11:19:42 AM
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You know who else wanted to "remodel Europe"?
 
wib [TotalFark]
2011-12-20 11:41:48 AM
will backfire. Will backfire. No other way. History repeats and no one austeres themselves into growth.
 
2011-12-20 11:44:48 AM
wib: no one austeres prints themselves into growth

FTFY.
 
2011-12-20 11:46:07 AM
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2011-12-20 12:21:42 PM
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

ICH MÖCHTE DIE WIRTSCAFTLICHE ARCHITEKTEN SPIELEN!

*SLAM SLAM SLAM*
 
2011-12-20 12:24:32 PM
 
2011-12-20 12:29:55 PM
They need more Lebensraum... they're going to knock down Austria and put in a little breakfast nook.
 
2011-12-20 12:44:19 PM
Worst part is, if the Germans weren't so worried about inflation and focused on the actual problems, they'd be able to fix Europe.
 
2011-12-20 12:51:59 PM
MrEricSir: Worst part is, if the Germans weren't so worried about inflation and focused on the actual problems, they'd be able to fix Europe.

They keep listening to the banks, because holding as much debt as they do, they lose big in the event of inflation. Even though that's the best way out of a multitude of these crises popping up.
 
2011-12-20 12:56:59 PM
Sergeant Grumbles: They keep listening to the banks, because holding as much debt as they do, they lose big in the event of inflation. Even though that's the best way out of a multitude of these crises popping up.

Kinda makes you wonder what the hell they were smoking when they decided no central bank for the Euro was needed.

(Then again, it took the US a long time to figure that out.)
 
2011-12-20 01:02:11 PM
MrEricSir: Kinda makes you wonder what the hell they were smoking when they decided no central bank for the Euro was needed.

Eh? I was under the impression there's a ECB.
 
2011-12-20 01:14:32 PM
Sergeant Grumbles: MrEricSir: Worst part is, if the Germans weren't so worried about inflation and focused on the actual problems, they'd be able to fix Europe.

They keep listening to the banks, because holding as much debt as they do, they lose big in the event of inflation. Even though that's the best way out of a multitude of these crises popping up.


Are you kidding? The commercial banks would love it if Germany would loosen the spigots to aid peripheral countries in paying off their debt. Its the ECB, whose job it is not to lose money and keep inflation in check that is reluctant to endorse inflationary policies.
 
2011-12-20 01:21:53 PM
Kar98: MrEricSir: Kinda makes you wonder what the hell they were smoking when they decided no central bank for the Euro was needed.

Eh? I was under the impression there's a ECB.


Exactly. It's a flaccid, worthless institution with no real power.
 
2011-12-20 01:24:21 PM
The plural possessive of German is Germans'
The apostrophe goes after the final s.

/German's = a single German's thing, singular possessive.
//Germans' = Many German's things, plural possessive.
 
2011-12-20 01:25:32 PM
Germany really seems to kick a lot of ass.

Is there any reason for this? They seem like a fairly small country with nothing special in the way of natural resources. But they seem to really dominate Europe. Or is that just an incorrect perception I have.
 
2011-12-20 01:32:31 PM
HotIgneous Intruder: The plural possessive of German is Germans'
The apostrophe goes after the final s.

/German's = a single German's thing, singular possessive.
//Germans' = Many German's things, plural possessive.


Wow. I believe this is an literal grammar Nazi post...
 
2011-12-20 01:42:17 PM
Debeo Summa Credo: Are you kidding? The commercial banks would love it if Germany would loosen the spigots to aid peripheral countries in paying off their debt. Its the ECB, whose job it is not to lose money and keep inflation in check that is reluctant to endorse inflationary policies.

ECB is a bank...
The commercial banks don't want to be paid back in inflated currency. They want Germany to bail them out. That isn't Germany's only option, even though that's what they'll be saying.
 
2011-12-20 01:46:36 PM
Godwinned in the OP. Well done, submitter!
 
2011-12-20 01:53:33 PM
This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it.
 
2011-12-20 01:55:05 PM
MrEricSir: Kinda makes you wonder what the hell they were smoking when they decided no central bank for the Euro was needed.

(Then again, it took the US a long time to figure that out.)


European countries want all the benefits of a centralized financial system without giving up any autonomy.

And, thus, we are where we are now.
 
2011-12-20 02:04:01 PM
Godwin in 0. Congratulations, mein herr!
 
2011-12-20 02:08:21 PM
Kar98: This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it.

OK i spent a good minute trying to determine why you used a Hunt for Red October quote, and am coming up blank. Want to fill me in on the joke?
 
2011-12-20 02:15:52 PM
Just keep them away from Hawaii. Don't want to go through that again.
 
2011-12-20 02:19:08 PM
JohnAnnArbor: German official explains that the EU is partly due to German war guilt. (new window)

That's the whole point of the EU, to rehabilitate Germany and get them to pay reparations without getting the people all pissed off and Hiltery. It worked very well, but the current generation of Germans feels that they've paid their debts and now they want the power and influence that goes with their size and economy, as opposed to the old system where the French did the talking and the Germans signed the cheques.
 
2011-12-20 03:44:56 PM
MadSkillz: Kar98: This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it.

OK i spent a good minute trying to determine why you used a Hunt for Red October quote, and am coming up blank. Want to fill me in on the joke?


Wasn't necessarily related to Red October, just to the "Germany pushing to remodel Europe" idea.
 
2011-12-20 04:02:17 PM
MrEricSir: Worst part is, if the Germans weren't so worried about inflation and focused on the actual problems, they'd be able to fix Europe.

The last thing you want is a German who doesn't care about inflation.
 
2011-12-20 04:08:02 PM
beta_plus: MrEricSir: Worst part is, if the Germans weren't so worried about inflation and focused on the actual problems, they'd be able to fix Europe.

The last thing you want is a German who doesn't care about inflation.


Last time the Germans stopped caring about inflation was the Hindenberg.
 
2011-12-20 04:14:26 PM
Bad_Seed: JohnAnnArbor: German official explains that the EU is partly due to German war guilt. (new window)

That's the whole point of the EU, to rehabilitate Germany and get them to pay reparations without getting the people all pissed off and Hiltery. It worked very well, but the current generation of Germans feels that they've paid their debts and now they want the power and influence that goes with their size and economy, as opposed to the old system where the French did the talking and the Germans signed the cheques.


Rightfully so. The people running Germany's economic and political engines now weren't even alive during WW2 for the most part, let alone involved in any way with the stupidity of Germany's aggressive acts back then. They're no more complicit than you or I are for the Japanese internments in WW2.

That being said, Germany seems to have one of the few Eurozone economies not run on hopes-and-unicorn-farts, since they actually like competing in business and not just giving everyone welfare and 80% income taxes (a system that eventually runs out of steam once real businesses start pulling out). Unlike Greece, where people biatch about having to finally start paying the income taxes they owe, since tax evasion is the number one sport there. To those belligerent assholes, I'd just say "fark you! Pay your dues, because I farking pay mine." (note, my dues paid are to Canada and not to the EU, of course).
 
2011-12-20 04:58:37 PM
MadSkillz: That being said, Germany seems to have one of the few Eurozone economies not run on hopes-and-unicorn-farts, since they actually like competing in business and not just giving everyone welfare and 80% income taxes (a system that eventually runs out of steam once real businesses start pulling out). Unlike Greece, where people biatch about having to finally start paying the income taxes they owe, since tax evasion is the number one sport there. To those belligerent assholes, I'd just say "fark you! Pay your dues, because I farking pay mine." (note, my dues paid are to Canada and not to the EU, of course).

None of what you said makes any sense. Nobody has 80% taxes which cause "real business" to pull out. The Greeks should default - they owe too much and can't pay it back. Instead they're, and now the rest of the continent are being forced into a pointless austerity to appease the Germans. Germany has benefited greatly from the Euro, without countries like the PIIGS in the Eurozone a German currency would have appreciated faster and made German exports uncompetitive. They also served as sponges to soak up excess German capital.

So, sure we should put the war behind us and the Germans should take a greater role, but the way they are going about it is wrong and they're just going to end up screwing themselves. What everyone seems to forget was that it wasn't hyperinflation that brought the Nazis to power, it was unemployment and austerity.
 
2011-12-20 05:12:57 PM
Bad_Seed: MadSkillz: That being said, Germany seems to have one of the few Eurozone economies not run on hopes-and-unicorn-farts, since they actually like competing in business and not just giving everyone welfare and 80% income taxes (a system that eventually runs out of steam once real businesses start pulling out). Unlike Greece, where people biatch about having to finally start paying the income taxes they owe, since tax evasion is the number one sport there. To those belligerent assholes, I'd just say "fark you! Pay your dues, because I farking pay mine." (note, my dues paid are to Canada and not to the EU, of course).

None of what you said makes any sense. Nobody has 80% taxes which cause "real business" to pull out. The Greeks should default - they owe too much and can't pay it back. Instead they're, and now the rest of the continent are being forced into a pointless austerity to appease the Germans. Germany has benefited greatly from the Euro, without countries like the PIIGS in the Eurozone a German currency would have appreciated faster and made German exports uncompetitive. They also served as sponges to soak up excess German capital.

So, sure we should put the war behind us and the Germans should take a greater role, but the way they are going about it is wrong and they're just going to end up screwing themselves. What everyone seems to forget was that it wasn't hyperinflation that brought the Nazis to power, it was unemployment and austerity.


Do you think that the same economic conditions could prevail in today's global marketplace? The Germans are used to austerity by now.

I have a question about 'sponges to soak up excess German capital'. You say that like they want to spend their money on things that have a negative return.
 
2011-12-20 05:25:09 PM
MadSkillz: Do you think that the same economic conditions could prevail in today's global marketplace? The Germans are used to austerity by now.

I have a question about 'sponges to soak up excess German capital'. You say that like they want to spend their money on things that have a negative return.


The Germans might not face austerity. As long as the Chinese keep buying their stuff (the Germans build the machines that go into Chinese factories), their economy will be good. But overall, globally, the situation is a lot like the 30's, even the IMF says so.

Of course nobody wants a negative return. When a bubble forms you have a period of very good positive returns, drawing in more money, which drives up prices which draws in more money until it all explodes and wipes everyone out. That's what happened in Spain and Ireland, which both had very good public finances and in Greece (which did not).
 
2011-12-20 05:37:54 PM
Bad_Seed: MadSkillz: Do you think that the same economic conditions could prevail in today's global marketplace? The Germans are used to austerity by now.

I have a question about 'sponges to soak up excess German capital'. You say that like they want to spend their money on things that have a negative return.

The Germans might not face austerity. As long as the Chinese keep buying their stuff (the Germans build the machines that go into Chinese factories), their economy will be good. But overall, globally, the situation is a lot like the 30's, even the IMF says so.

Of course nobody wants a negative return. When a bubble forms you have a period of very good positive returns, drawing in more money, which drives up prices which draws in more money until it all explodes and wipes everyone out. That's what happened in Spain and Ireland, which both had very good public finances and in Greece (which did not).


So much shiat is made in Germany and Austria.

More often than not I have to go out of my way to purchase a product that wasn't made in one of these two countries.
 
2011-12-20 05:46:49 PM
krusader3z: Bad_Seed: MadSkillz: Do you think that the same economic conditions could prevail in today's global marketplace? The Germans are used to austerity by now.

I have a question about 'sponges to soak up excess German capital'. You say that like they want to spend their money on things that have a negative return.

The Germans might not face austerity. As long as the Chinese keep buying their stuff (the Germans build the machines that go into Chinese factories), their economy will be good. But overall, globally, the situation is a lot like the 30's, even the IMF says so.

Of course nobody wants a negative return. When a bubble forms you have a period of very good positive returns, drawing in more money, which drives up prices which draws in more money until it all explodes and wipes everyone out. That's what happened in Spain and Ireland, which both had very good public finances and in Greece (which did not).

So much shiat is made in Germany and Austria.

More often than not I have to go out of my way to purchase a product that wasn't made in one of these two countries.


Is it quality stuff? As someone in north america, I rarely see anything made in Germany. It's all chinese broken shiat.
 
2011-12-20 06:47:39 PM
Sergeant Grumbles: Debeo Summa Credo: Are you kidding? The commercial banks would love it if Germany would loosen the spigots to aid peripheral countries in paying off their debt. Its the ECB, whose job it is not to lose money and keep inflation in check that is reluctant to endorse inflationary policies.

ECB is a bank...
The commercial banks don't want to be paid back in inflated currency. They want Germany to bail them out. That isn't Germany's only option, even though that's what they'll be saying.


Yes, it's the central bank. Commercial banks would prefer not to get paid back in inflated currency, but they'd rather risk a little inflation if it meant not having to get 50 cents on the dollar on their Italian and Spanish debt. ECB does not want to risk inflation, and neither do the Germans.

Germans also don't want to pay off the irresponsible spending of Greece, Portugal, et al. So they're stuck in a situation where they either let the Euro-zone fall into recession or pay off the deadbeats debt, and they have no way of ensuring that the deadbeats don't start spending wildly again after their debt is paid off.
 
2011-12-20 08:09:55 PM
Debeo Summa Credo: Sergeant Grumbles: Debeo Summa Credo: Are you kidding? The commercial banks would love it if Germany would loosen the spigots to aid peripheral countries in paying off their debt. Its the ECB, whose job it is not to lose money and keep inflation in check that is reluctant to endorse inflationary policies.

ECB is a bank...
The commercial banks don't want to be paid back in inflated currency. They want Germany to bail them out. That isn't Germany's only option, even though that's what they'll be saying.

Yes, it's the central bank. Commercial banks would prefer not to get paid back in inflated currency, but they'd rather risk a little inflation if it meant not having to get 50 cents on the dollar on their Italian and Spanish debt. ECB does not want to risk inflation, and neither do the Germans.

Germans also don't want to pay off the irresponsible spending of Greece, Portugal, et al. So they're stuck in a situation where they either let the Euro-zone fall into recession or pay off the deadbeats debt, and they have no way of ensuring that the deadbeats don't start spending wildly again after their debt is paid off.


The only problem with this is that it's untrue.
"Greece and Portugal, et al." were never financially qualified to join the EU, but GoldmanSachs bankers cooked up their books to make that possible.
Hey, if you can do it for 75 million subprime mortgages here in the states, you can surely do it for a few European countries, right? Profit all around, everybody wins, etc., and if it all goes to shiat, we can make more money by lending them more money to "help" them out of the crisis that is sure to occur.

They knew what they were doing from Day One.
 
2011-12-21 07:54:57 AM
Goddamnit, are we going to have to kick their asses again?
 
2011-12-21 02:02:32 PM
MadSkillz: krusader3z: Bad_Seed: MadSkillz: Do you think that the same economic conditions could prevail in today's global marketplace? The Germans are used to austerity by now.

I have a question about 'sponges to soak up excess German capital'. You say that like they want to spend their money on things that have a negative return.

The Germans might not face austerity. As long as the Chinese keep buying their stuff (the Germans build the machines that go into Chinese factories), their economy will be good. But overall, globally, the situation is a lot like the 30's, even the IMF says so.

Of course nobody wants a negative return. When a bubble forms you have a period of very good positive returns, drawing in more money, which drives up prices which draws in more money until it all explodes and wipes everyone out. That's what happened in Spain and Ireland, which both had very good public finances and in Greece (which did not).

So much shiat is made in Germany and Austria.

More often than not I have to go out of my way to purchase a product that wasn't made in one of these two countries.

Is it quality stuff? As someone in north america, I rarely see anything made in Germany. It's all chinese broken shiat.


For the most part yes. But the range of products is what really astounds me. Austria has a population of around 8 Million and so much shiat is manufactured here.

From office supplies to trains to unmanned aircraft and everything in between.

The cheap shiat from China is around too, though. Usually in the Turkish neighborhood shops and places like ikea.

Just like recycling like a madman and conserving energy, I look at the labels of the things I but (never did before moving here)

When in Rome..
 
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