RexTalionis: She looked fine. I don't get all the comments about her looking hideous or whatever.

Ditto. I guess her knees are too sharp or something.

I thought she looked like a beautiful normal woman. Shows you what good makeup, lighting, wardrobe (so to speak) and Photoshop can do.

But then again, I had no strong feelings about her either way before the issue came out.

Hefner just hasn't seen natural breasts or pubic hair in 25 years.

Subby, never.

Studman69 thread.

It's not one or the other, first you vomit and then you dry heave

I wish I knew who I had to blow to be a greenlighter of some of these articles. The pepole they have doing it suck at it

/Greenlighting shiatty jokes that no one else agrees with does not mean you're being funny by trolling

Well, he has second thoughts now when that million dollars was wasted. Hef, you had your chance to bring us back into the fold, but by hiding Lindsay's, we'll never come back.

Remember when Playboy used to brag about the "girl next door" types?

Now they are the very model of the opposite. Silicone tits centerfolds, gold digging geriatric chasing whores and Lohan, the classic drug addict child star attempting to jump start her dead career. Playboy these days is a bad joke poorly told.

Jim from Saint Paul: I wish I knew who I had to blow to be a greenlighter of some of these articles. The pepole they have doing it suck at it

/Greenlighting shiatty jokes that no one else agrees with does not mean you're being funny by trolling

Truly funny headlines are rare on Fark now, but that's been the case for 5-6 years now.

Only reason I come here at all is to kill time at work.

If this was 2004, the pages would have been glued together.

2011 Lindsay Lohan, I didn't even bother to check out the pics when they were leaked online.

Knara: Jim from Saint Paul: I wish I knew who I had to blow to be a greenlighter of some of these articles. The pepole they have doing it suck at it

/Greenlighting shiatty jokes that no one else agrees with does not mean you're being funny by trolling

Truly funny headlines are rare on Fark now, but that's been the case for 5-6 years now.

Only reason I come here at all is to kill time at work.

Hell, that's the only reason most ANY of us come here. Sports and Wrestling event threads excluded.

varmitydog: Remember when Playboy used to brag about the "girl next door" types?

Now they are the very model of the opposite. Silicone tits centerfolds, gold digging geriatric chasing whores and Lohan, the classic drug addict child star attempting to jump start her dead career. Playboy these days is a bad joke poorly told.

Sadly true. When the then GF(now wife) moved in I went through my old mag stacks before tossing them and you could see the decline in quality with each passing year. The body's became more generic, the tits more gravity defying and the clitoris gradually vanished. I'd love to see a centerfold timeline video from about 2000-present just to hammer it home.

varmitydog: Remember when Playboy used to brag about the "girl next door" types?

No. But that may be because I'm younger than 70.

I just wish they could've came up with a better idea than the done-to-death Marilyn Monroe angle.

"Breaking records"? Yeah, sure. In its heyday the magazine was selling something like 5 million copies per month. Now it's down to something like 200,000. When was the last time you actually bought a copy of Playboy?

The photos weren't that great, either, and they're all over the net. I much more believe the 'tanking' reports than 'breaking records'.

I know that my penis threw up when it saw the pics.

/they were fine. Nothing spectacular, but I've seen far, far worse.

An irrelevant story about a man who is no longer relevant who did a story about a woman who is no longer relevant.

Fame is such a drug that it seems people will do anything to hang on to it.

Macular Degenerate: An irrelevant story about a man who is no longer relevant who did a story about a nude pictorial of a woman who is no longer relevant.

Fame is such a drug that it seems people will do anything to hang on to it.

ftfy

Maybe It's breaking records for losses.

Note to Playboy: get her in again, keep the freckles, show the fire bush, and throw some megapixels at those nipples.

Its Playboy, they can airbrush anyone to look...acceptable.

Lindsay is a peach. A peach so overripe that you accidentally push your thumb through the splotchy skin. The stench fills your nostrils and is so acrid it makes you dizzy. The juice shoots onto your chin and burns down onto your chest. The space between your fingers gets so sticky that you panic as you desperately try to separate them. The next day, no matter how many time you wash your hands, the pungent smell of the juice still clings to your skin. If no one is watching, you scratch at your fingers but the memory of that fruit on your tongue floods back. Lindsay is like that.

Wellon Dowd: Lindsay is a peach. A peach so overripe that you accidentally push your thumb through the splotchy skin. The stench fills your nostrils and is so acrid it makes you dizzy. The juice shoots onto your chin and burns down onto your chest. The space between your fingers gets so sticky that you panic as you desperately try to separate them. The next day, no matter how many time you wash your hands, the pungent smell of the juice still clings to your skin. If no one is watching, you scratch at your fingers but the memory of that fruit on your tongue floods back. Lindsay is like that.

Man you just brought back some memories.

To be fair, vomiting and dry heaving are about the only things Hef is capable of these days.

Things guys care about: (by age)

0-4: poop
5-11: guns
12-19: girls
20-29: girls
30-39: girls
40-49: girls
50-59: girls
60-69: girls
70-79: girls
80-: poop

Hef is 85

Flappyhead: varmitydog: Remember when Playboy used to brag about the "girl next door" types?

Now they are the very model of the opposite. Silicone tits centerfolds, gold digging geriatric chasing whores and Lohan, the classic drug addict child star attempting to jump start her dead career. Playboy these days is a bad joke poorly told.

Sadly true. When the then GF(now wife) moved in I went through my old mag stacks before tossing them and you could see the decline in quality with each passing year. The body's became more generic, the tits more gravity defying and the clitoris gradually vanished. I'd love to see a centerfold timeline video from about 2000-present just to hammer it home.

I dunno. I downloaded some recent stuff and they were mostly fantastic.

Are people still angry about not seeing her puss? It's pretty much public domain at this point.

Behold! (new window) NSFW, obviously.

Poopy MacPoop: Are people still angry about not seeing her puss? It's pretty much public domain at this point.

Behold! (new window) NSFW, obviously.

The irony is, I made the same face and gesture she is making when I just saw that for the first time.
/Really, I did.

Wellon Dowd: Lindsay is a peach. A peach so overripe that you accidentally push your thumb through the splotchy skin. The stench fills your nostrils and is so acrid it makes you dizzy. The juice shoots onto your chin and burns down onto your chest. The space between your fingers gets so sticky that you panic as you desperately try to separate them. The next day, no matter how many time you wash your hands, the pungent smell of the juice still clings to your skin. If no one is watching, you scratch at your fingers but the memory of that fruit on your tongue floods back. Lindsay is like that.

Well, whaddya know? pocketninja has an ALT.

And people believe that Hef still makes these decisions? He doesn't, he's part of the brand, and it's important that he remain the public face. The company was brought back private this year with funds from someone other than Hef. (although all the press releases said that "Hef was buying it back").

Just about everything has been sold off to other companies to run and Playboy its self is just a brand to be licensed.

Flappyhead: I'd love to see a centerfold timeline video from about 2000-present just to hammer it home.

The Googles, they do nothing.
Rule 34 hath failed.
Oh wait. I had the safe search on because the babysitter left and the wife came home.

Flappyhead: varmitydog: Remember when Playboy used to brag about the "girl next door" types?

Now they are the very model of the opposite. Silicone tits centerfolds, gold digging geriatric chasing whores and Lohan, the classic drug addict child star attempting to jump start her dead career. Playboy these days is a bad joke poorly told.

Sadly true. When the then GF(now wife) moved in I went through my old mag stacks before tossing them and you could see the decline in quality with each passing year. The body's became more generic, the tits more gravity defying and the clitoris gradually vanished. I'd love to see a centerfold timeline video from about 2000-present just to hammer it home.

Yeah well Hef, that deluded old geezer ruling from a poop filled palace, stepped back into the magazine about then. He took it over from his daughter who had been doing an excellent job up until then.

Oh come on you guys know damn good and well that you would hit it!

vudukungfu
Flappyhead: I'd love to see a centerfold timeline video from about 2000-present just to hammer it home.

The Googles, they do nothing.
Rule 34 hath failed.
Oh wait. I had the safe search on because the babysitter left and the wife came home.

Google results for "Playboy centerfold archive rar" have lots of links.
Like this (NSFW)

I just want to say her ass looked adorable in those pictures.

Her body looked good, but her face looked like she had makeup put on with a trowel. Tammy Faye Bakker didn't wear that much makeup.

RexTalionis: She looked fine. I don't get all the comments about her looking hideous or whatever.

Most of the anger seems to lie in the fact that she wasted her looks/body with drugs, and THEN decided to do the shoot. Also, she just... copied a Marilyn Monroe shoot again. What a surprise.

moonage daydream: RexTalionis: She looked fine. I don't get all the comments about her looking hideous or whatever.

Most of the anger seems to lie in the fact that she wasted her looks/body with drugs, and THEN decided to do the shoot. Also, she just... copied a Marilyn Monroe shoot again. What a surprise.

It doesn't help that the final result is so shopped that it doesn't even look like photography. They might as well have skipped having a model at all and just created a drawing in photoshop in the first place.

...again.. Playboy is a joke and should go out of business soon.

The magazine has 200 pages. 150 are ads. 25 are stories and/or reviews about things that only wealthy people can afford. 10 are cartoons... which could possibly still be good, I wouldn't know cause I haven't looked at one in decades.

The other 5 pages are of something that looks slightly similar to a female human, but with all the airbrushing and photoshopping, it's very hard to tell.

Anime and hentai looks more realistic nowadays.