The love that dare not IM its name.

She is the latest in technology
Almost mythology
But she has a heart of stone
She has an I.Q. of one thousand one
She has a jumpsuit on
She's also a telephone.

EatHam: DON'T DATE ROBOTS

I once had a mad crush on Brent Spiner. Does that count?

Thus far, no.

May it please the court, I'd like to submit evidence A:

The Church of Appliantology was supposed to be a joke.

R. Daneel Olivaw approves of this thread.

Cherry, I want you to get me a Pepsi.

Hmm depends, is a PS3 considered a robot?

Oh look, it's a rape machine
I'd go outside if it looked the other way
Wouldn't believe
The things they do

How about loving an oversized pillow in the shape of a schoolgirl?

/so ronery.

The Japanese (of course) ventured into this idea with their 2001 manga/anime 'Chobits.' (new window) Netflix has it on streaming. It's a bit 'fanservice' heavy, but not half-bad.

My wife was fine with the idea of me having a sex robot, until she found out the one I ordered looked just like her sister.

Far too many single women love their dildo more than they love men. That's why they're still single. So yes, loving a robot i.e. dildo can lead to divorce and forever alone

Jake Havechek: EatHam: DON'T DATE ROBOTS



Electro-Gonorrhea, The Noisy Killer.

If loving this is wrong, I don't want to be right...


May look like this in reality...

I_C_Weener: [i.imgur.com image 467x350]

Dat ass!

Oh crap, now I'm flashing back to Crow in a Joe Namath Netted Slingshot Brief, reclining on a fur rug...

Servo in a candy-striper's outfit...

Joel as Largo, using the bots as henchwoman boy-toys...

Crow In Gold Boots...

Turn it off... TURN IT OFF!!!

Smeggy Smurf: Far too many single women love their dildo more than they love men. That's why they're still single. So yes, loving a robot i.e. dildo can lead to divorce and forever alone

lol. no, you are wrong on all counts.

So it's mechanical !

MyNameIsMofuga: My wife was fine with the idea of me having a sex robot, until she found out the one I ordered looked just like her sister.

What is it with women? Of course we want to fark their sisters! It's like getting a two-fer. She sorta looks like her anyway and that hug you got last time you saw her gave you a chubby and you used it is boner fuel for the next romp with the missus. I don't see the problem with a robotic sister either.

Ordinary human dating. It's enjoyable and it serves an important purpose. But when a human dates an artificial mate, there is no purpose. Only enjoyment. And that leads to ... tragedy.

With the possibility of a software glitch on the sexbot causing it to go from "love you long time" mode to "cut your dick off in the middle of a BJ" mode, I'll stick to either the real thing, my hand, or a Fleshlight.

Spanky3woods: MyNameIsMofuga: My wife was fine with the idea of me having a sex robot, until she found out the one I ordered looked just like her sister.

What is it with women? Of course we want to fark their sisters! It's like getting a two-fer. She sorta looks like her anyway and that hug you got last time you saw her gave you a chubby and you used it is boner fuel for the next romp with the missus. I don't see the problem with a robotic sister either.

Actually, I wanted a sexbot that looked like my sister.

RedEmily: Smeggy Smurf: Far too many single women love their dildo more than they love men. That's why they're still single. So yes, loving a robot i.e. dildo can lead to divorce and forever alone

lol. no, you are wrong on all counts.

I can see where he's coming from.

Chii?

Hymie the Robot



"Do you smoke after sex?"

"Only if I use cheap oil."

It's only sexy if you have a bizarre "creepiness fetish" (new window). She seems to be voiced by the Xtranormal text-to-speech engine. Like a sultry Stephen Hawkings.

another presentation (new window)

Dalek Caan's doomed mistress: [s5.mangareader.net image 225x344]

Chii?

I love that show!

Just wait until an artificial womb is created like in Gundum SEED. Designer children are awesome!!!

I read Love and Sex with Robots a while ago. David Levy cannot wait to have his own sexbot - he's sure that its internet connectivity will allow it to learn all kinds of cool tricks.

And of course it could never be hacked...

Pants full of macaroni!!: [www.chron.com image 299x400]

/DS is apparently the only reference that hasn't been made yet

Wrong:

MrSteve007: The Japanese (of course) ventured into this idea with their 2001 manga/anime 'Chobits.'

Yes, it's a little known fact that CLAMP is in fact made up of the entire Japanese population.

/farking idiot
//Also no one ever explored "omg but what about when robots start to have feelings and people start to like them back" prior to CLAMP in 2001. NO ONE. Isaac Asimov does not exist.
///I wish I could hate you to death

fred_chan: MrSteve007: The Japanese (of course) ventured into this idea with their 2001 manga/anime 'Chobits.'

Yes, it's a little known fact that CLAMP is in fact made up of the entire Japanese population.

/farking idiot
//Also no one ever explored "omg but what about when robots start to have feelings and people start to like them back" prior to CLAMP in 2001. NO ONE. Isaac Asimov does not exist.
///I wish I could hate you to death

OK. That was just too stupid to read. I'm trying to imagine the loser who'd shell out $7K for a freaking sex toy. Basement dwelling sons of the 1%? Nah. Dad would just by him a hooker for an out call.

I had no idea that a sex robot had finally been commercialised. I'll admit that I'd be curious about a sex robot but, not with something like this 'roxxy' one. They'll have to get a lot better before I start considering one cause that one still just looks creepy. I'll stick to real women for now.

But yeah, I definitely think that in the future robots will easily lead to divorce. Even more easily than that hot girl that always flirts with you at the local bar when you aren't there with your wife. The robot doesn't play with your heart, it doesn't say no, it's always eager to please and it doesn't get 'emotional'. The only thing the robot can't do is be human. But if they get to the point where they look 95% life-like or better I think we'll see a real issue in human relationships being destroyed by a robot.

All I know is that I'd pick a life-like yet soulless robot over a good few of my exes. Well, I think some of them were soulless too.

Relevant to my interests.