Oh god, please don't let my wife find out about this.

Wanted for questioning.

Very attractive...

zinny: Very attractive...

But not successful.

zinny: Very attractive...

Flo? Not

In before racis -

zinny: Very attractive...

- Damnit.

she didn't mean to do it but the two started talking and decided to steal

BeerBear: zinny: Very attractive...

Flo? Not

Speak for yourself.

\I'd prorate it

Bail set at $5.00.

These Christian Louboutin shoes? They be $5. Why you checkin?

Let me guess before I read the article...They were Irish?

If you are a cashier, you might as well assume that you are being watched from the cameras and that your current receipt is being shown on that screen as you ring it up.

Also, everything you ring up/discount is kept electronically.

This isn't a new scheme.

One suspect's last name: Santelus.

lutz

Gunderson: Let me guess before I read the article...They were Irish?

One's name is Vashti, so I'm thinking Indian.

Fluorescent Testicle 2011-12-20 11:13:44 AM

In before racis -

zinny: Very attractive...

- Damnit.

You don't find them attractive? That's racis -

<b><a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/6830851/73792455#c73792455" target="_blank">Gunderson</a>:</b> <i>Let me guess before I read the article...They were Irish?</i>



Black-Irish or African-Irish or Irican maybe Blackish.

Not to defend them in any way and they should be punished, but these people are facing charges of grand theft and organized scheme to defraud while the men who burned down our financial system for personal profit get bonuses. That just seems wrong.

/ yep. hot.

From the comments:

I would bet money that that other employee was caucasian.

That's acceptably racis -

Reminds me of the Rocco's Modern Life episode where they go skiing.

/EVERYTHING $5!!!!

According to the arrest report, Marseille said she knew of another sales associate "who had done unauthorized price adjustments for other employees in the past," so she figured "why not?"

That's some logic there.

When arrested for murder: "I knew of a guy who had committed murder, so I figured 'why not?'"

/oblig

Could someone PLEASE post her pic next to Buckheat's?

Family resemblance...

jst3p: Not to defend them in any way and they should be punished, but these people are facing charges of grand theft and organized scheme to defraud while the men who burned down our financial system for personal profit get bonuses. That just seems wrong.

The price for trolling? $0.00

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/ yep. hot.

Why isn't this a voting thread?

/laughing till eyes have tears!

Launch Code: jst3p: Not to defend them in any way and they should be punished, but these people are facing charges of grand theft and organized scheme to defraud while the men who burned down our financial system for personal profit get bonuses. That just seems wrong.

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In what way is this trolling? That word used to mean something.

jst3p: Not to defend them in any way and they should be punished, but these people are facing charges of grand theft and organized scheme to defraud while the men who burned down our financial system for personal profit get bonuses. That just seems wrong.


Yeah, but in their defense, they are really REALLY rich.

jst3p: Launch Code: jst3p: Not to defend them in any way and they should be punished, but these people are facing charges of grand theft and organized scheme to defraud while the men who burned down our financial system for personal profit get bonuses. That just seems wrong.

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In what way is this trolling? That word used to mean something.

It means he doesn't like what you said, but can't come up with a retort.

Speaker2Animals: No [img851.imageshack.us image 54x11] tag, subby? Nothing trumps that.

Of course they got caught. They priced everything at $5. It should have been $4.99. Nobody would have noticed.

They thought they could get away with it because a friend of theirs tried the same thing at the $1 store and no one seemed to care.

Okay, I'll do it since no one else has.

It wasn't every item in the store. It was $1,000 worth of merchandise under the normal price. At Macy's in the mall, that's about 3 pants, 2 shirts, a pair of shoes, and some cologne. Oh, and the bonus gift fanny pack that came with the cologne.

Kohl's has electronic price tags everywhere in the store near us. It looks like such an opportunity for a clever hacker ...

What an overly generous, former Macy's employee may look like?

/my role in a local production that just closed two days ago

fat boy: Black Friday sale

Winner!

/holy shiat that was good.

JPSimonetti: Okay, I'll do it since no one else has.

It wasn't every item in the store. It was $1,000 worth of merchandise under the normal price. At Macy's in the mall, that's about 3 pants, 2 shirts, a pair of shoes, and some cologne. Oh, and the bonus gift fanny pack that came with the cologne.

Macy's on 34th Street in Manhattan, you are lucky if it gets you a pack of boxers. That location, they definitely cash in on their history.

Used to work Macy's security. Lots of internal theft. So easy to catch idiots like this, just a few keystrokes on the PC, "hmm...lots if $5 transactions?"

Okay... so, I'm not generalizing (or trying not to), but...given the area and the names, I'm guessing these women are of Haitian origin / descent. I'm not implying anything related to that.

StanTheMan: Used to work Macy's security. Lots of internal theft. So easy to catch idiots like this, just a few keystrokes on the PC, "hmm...lots if $5 transactions?"

So you are saying that the type of person whose employment prospects top out at retail customer service doesn't make a good criminal mastermind?

Hmm.

Somewhat related CSB:

I installed a CCTV system for a McDonalds. I got to see the results of the theft that happened a couple of weeks later. As follows:

Night manager is counting out cash. About 5k. Sits there looking at cash for a bit picks up deposit bag, puts it back down and picks up large envelope. Starts shoving cash in envelope. Looks over at the monitor -clearly- showing the camera view in the office with her activies right there in real-time. "Well thats no good, I am being recorded" she is obviously thinking. So she turns off the monitor. Yep. Just the monitor, and goes about shoving more bills into her envelope and then shoves that into her purse. No part of her plan was a good idea. Even if she had turned off the DVR, there still would have been footage of her counting out the money into an evelope and then turninf off the recorder. As did she think the money wouldn't be missed? Like the owner is gonna go "wow, we only made 58 cents? It must have been a slow night"

The good thing about stupid people is that they keep the security industry in business.

Teen Wolf Blitzer: One's name is Vashti, so I'm thinking Indian.

Well, we know you are not Jewish, Christian, or Persian

/Hint: Try reading the first chapter of the Book of Esther