That is a great looking 35yo woman.

I see the fark Adonis army is up early this morning. You'd all hit that and you know it. Unless you're gay. NTTAWWT.

abhorrent1: I see the fark Adonis army is up early this morning. You'd all hit that and you know it. Unless you're gay. NTTAWWT.

I'd have sex with my office chair if it'd stop rolling around so much, but that's still a disturbing looking girl.

I'd hit it, yes, but my standards are low. So very low.

Who are these people and why are we giving them attention?

I'd hit it.

Maybe we should cut off one of her limbs and count the rings to make sure she's as old as she says she is?

It is an odd goal to shoot for, underage chick that almost appears past her 37 year old sell by date.

At least she isn't in the US or she would be in 75% of the next new movie releases. Transformers would be an ironic start for her though.

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step 1: hit it...with a bat to get it to stop making the duckface
step 2: surprise buttseks
step 3: profit?

I'm sure her parents were glad to get her married off and out of Ocean Shores.

LOL

Although I cannot not explain why, there is something about this freakshow that makes me curious...maybe it is the spray painted abs, the hooker shoes, the weird way she tries to make her lips look sexy (when instead they look like she is a duck) or her crotch in Santa's face but I just laugh every time I see pictures of this hot mess. Bless her skanky heart...

With that said, ain't no damn way she is only 17. I just wonder when we will be let in on the hoax.

suuuurre she's 17. Just like Albert Pujols is 31.

I guess he thinks he's a lucky guy, but she's going to trade him in for a model half his age within the next 2-3 years.

Is there anything about her that is remotely appealing? I follow her Twitter feed for the lulz, and it's like Porno MadLibs. Add that to her vapid personality, bottomless ego, and fake exterior.....I don't get it. She's not 17, and probably hasn't been for at least that number of years. Her "husband" is gayer than Marcus Bachmann serving drinks at a gay bar dressed as a go-go boy, and her tits look like two halves of rotten cantalope shoved under her chest muscles.

I'm a TFarkette so I can get away with being catty.

If she's 17 now, she's gonna look like nine miles of bad road by the time she's 25.

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She's 17 and Ben Rothelisberger is the new spokesperson for Take Back the Night.

Why is Santa so jolly?



He knows where the naughty girls live!

Where did they find a gay chicken that looks so much like Anderson Cooper?

I'd like to offer up a heartfelt apology to all Artic-Americans. With all Santa has done for this country, the least we could have done was get him some younger tail.

//The more I see these two, the more I suspect that this relationship is going to end with an autopsy. Just can't figure out whose yet.

Lots of women have surgery to get that late-90's-used-up-porn-"star" look.

I see the jealousy and rage against things you will never have is strong today.

Envy is ugly.

I just dont get it...

::shakes head::

...what is it that I am not grasping about this chick/situation? 51 year old dude marries a 16 year old who looks like shes well into her mid-thirties...she tweets some of the most inappropriate shiat I've ever heard come out of a teenagers mouth...this couple seems like they are trying to be the attention whore couple of the year...but failing in a spectacular way...

What am I failing to understand here?

I feel old...

So is she still trying to sell that story that she is a teenager? More importantly, is anybody still buying it.

I always want to say, "awww its not that bad" but in this case it really is. I hope she recovers from whatever the hell is wrong with her.

To quote Anderson from his Sesame Street debut: "G-G-Gastroenteritis"

I have no idea who Courtney Stodden is or why I should care but honestly if ANY picture of a scantily clad female didn't make Anderson copper a little grossed out I'd be surprised. NTTAWWT.

Oh, I finally get to be "that guy."

I have NO idea who this is.

Ho ho ho indeed.

Never heard of this Courtney Stodden, so I looked her up. I'm pretty convinced that her age, 17, is a complete hoax. I'd put her age at about 28. She has some tell-tale crow's feet in places you'd never see on a teenager.

Caption: Does this smell funny to you, Santa?

Orgasmatron138: Oh, I finally get to be "that guy."

I have NO idea who this is.

You lucky bastard.

Hugh2d2: Caption: Does this smell funny to you, Santa?

Alternate Caption: I've slid down chimneys tighter than that....

She take it in the pooper?

GAT_00: If you had no idea who this person was, you'd swear it was some woman being a MILF porn star.

I never heard the name before this story. Who is she?

Does Anderson Cooper know it is pretty easy to scantily clad women in Christmas themed soft core porn pics on the internet this time of year?

so, some director marries an AW who is somewhere between 18 and 35. How is this news?

Oh my Nadine! I'm overcome with the vapors!

/fanning fan frantically

MeinRS6: It's hard to believe that's 17.

Whar's berf certiffikate?

I can't believe it. That worn leather look is hard to fake.

She looks like a 45 year old who is doing her best with medical intervention to look 35. I'd like to see a bone scan before I believe she is anything approaching 17.

Well, at least she is not covered in tattoos. and I bet she does not even shave,down there, and no bleach either. They look like a wholesome couple. Like any father daughter in ,what, wait..

So proud I had to Wikipedia to find out who the hell this is.

HO! HO! HO!