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		Pen is retrieved from 76 year-old woman's stomach 25 years after she swallowed it. FARK: It still writes. Pen is mightier (bodyodd.msnbc.msn.com)		52
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Indolent

2011-12-20 02:32:38 AM

What did Teller have to say about that?

Bathia_Mapes

2011-12-20 03:13:21 AM

Was it a Bic pen?

BurnShrike

2011-12-20 07:46:37 AM

The lesson of the story here is don't stand on the stairs while poking your tonsils with an uncapped pen?

Or even just: Don't poke your tonsils with a pen.

MythDragon

2011-12-20 07:52:03 AM

I've spent five years of my life trying to invent an anal bum cover, failing to do so is my greatest regret.

SpinStopper

2011-12-20 08:05:14 AM

I've ordered devices like that before - wasted a pretty penny, I don't mind telling you. And if The Penis Mightier works, I'll order a dozen.

Hawnkee

2011-12-20 08:12:54 AM

She should have stuck with swallowing the other ball points.

Surly U. Jest

2011-12-20 09:34:14 AM

Pen is indeed.

Carlip

2011-12-20 09:35:55 AM

not available for comment

offmymeds

2011-12-20 09:42:13 AM

Come on, take the pen! Do me a personal favor! Take the pen!

Persnickety

2011-12-20 09:44:29 AM

She deserves a trip to pen island after such an ordeal.

pirho451

2011-12-20 09:44:41 AM

SpinStopper: [i41.tinypic.com image 488x351]

I've ordered devices like that before - wasted a pretty penny, I don't mind telling you. And if The Penis Mightier works, I'll order a dozen.

... and we're done here, folks.

DisregardTheFollowing

2011-12-20 09:46:23 AM

Bathia_Mapes: Was it a Bic pen?

No. It was A FELT PEN! A BLACK FARKIN MAGIC MARKER!!

I Mash Grains

2011-12-20 09:47:01 AM

Are they sure it wasn't a No. 2 pencil?

THX 1138

2011-12-20 09:49:29 AM

MrCheeks

2011-12-20 09:50:18 AM

Shakespeare's Monkey

2011-12-20 09:50:24 AM

DisregardTheFollowing: Bathia_Mapes: Was it a Bic pen?

No. It was A FELT PEN! A BLACK FARKIN MAGIC MARKER!!

Then stick it up Nana's butt and see how long it lasts there.

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ObeliskToucher

2011-12-20 09:51:52 AM

If you're going to do something like this, do it with Flair!

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros

2011-12-20 09:53:46 AM

Bathia_Mapes: Was it a Bic pen?

No. She's got 99 problems but a bic ain't one.

NuttierThanEver

2011-12-20 09:54:41 AM

well now we now that Grandma like to swallow the Pen is.

Pair-o-Dice

2011-12-20 09:55:34 AM

I wonder how much 'white-out' she's had to swallow to cover the ink stains.

Pair-o-Dice

2011-12-20 09:59:27 AM

NuttierThanEver: well now we now that Grandma like to swallow the Pen is.

wuh?

offmymeds

2011-12-20 10:12:34 AM

Pair-o-Dice: NuttierThanEver: well now we now that Grandma like to swallow the Pen is.

wuh?

Oooohhh...I get it now. Lame.

Awesome Username

2011-12-20 10:13:48 AM

No pics?

trappedspirit

2011-12-20 10:15:14 AM

Pen is not the only thing grandma likes to swallow

belhade

2011-12-20 10:16:17 AM

degenerate-afro

2011-12-20 10:17:13 AM

Gussy it up however you want. What matters is does it work?

loki see loki do

2011-12-20 10:22:44 AM

waitaminute - WTF was she doing poking at her tonsils with a pen in the first place?

Is this the kind of investigative journalism I am to expect from this so-called news agent?

K-jack

2011-12-20 10:23:26 AM

My pen!

The_Copenhagen_Kid

2011-12-20 10:27:15 AM

No gag reflex..... Hmmmmmm

The_Sponge

2011-12-20 10:29:27 AM

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: Bathia_Mapes: Was it a Bic pen?

No. She's got 99 problems but a bic ain't one.

*Applause*

trappedspirit

2011-12-20 10:32:17 AM

Pen is poking her tonsils?

vodka

2011-12-20 10:36:24 AM

Like everyone else on the farking planet, I'm wondering WTF she was marking her tonsils.

and yeah, I'm sure eating all that ink had nothing to do with any problems she has had.

Duck_of_Doom

2011-12-20 10:39:37 AM

loki see loki do waitaminute - WTF was she doing poking at her tonsils with a pen in the first place?

Cleaning tonsilloliths from the crypts?

apeiron242

2011-12-20 10:49:04 AM

Perhaps she'll die.

Pollexabator

2011-12-20 10:49:13 AM

For next year's Steak and BJ Day I hope my wife goes that extra mile and draws a bulls-eye on her tonsils too.

stealthd

2011-12-20 10:56:11 AM

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: Bathia_Mapes: Was it a Bic pen?

No. She's got 99 problems but a bic ain't one.

I laughed so hard fellow commuters glared at me.

The Irresponsible Captain

2011-12-20 10:59:42 AM

Penn is Mightier.

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Random Anonymous Blackmail

2011-12-20 11:00:11 AM

Awesome Username User
No pics?

This isn't a Sharpie in her pooper so it is not pict worthy.

MattyBlast

2011-12-20 11:46:43 AM

apeiron242: Perhaps she'll die.

Win.

SN1987a goes boom

2011-12-20 11:50:22 AM

Deluge

2011-12-20 11:54:45 AM

I swallowed a nickel when I was a kid. My dad told me I'd crap out five pennies.

/love ya, dad

AeroSquid

2011-12-20 12:00:34 PM

Tasted like a useful idiot.

11of12

2011-12-20 12:04:24 PM

Carlip:
not available for comment

That will be $233.95 please.

Ain't No Party Like A Tea Party

2011-12-20 12:12:27 PM

Teller said to be inconsolable.

Baz the Spaz

2011-12-20 12:18:10 PM

Impressed

dabbletech

2011-12-20 12:27:21 PM

Approve

McNignog

2011-12-20 12:55:55 PM

K-jack: [s.mcstatic.com image 136x89]

My pen!

Was that Kids in the Hall?

SirTanon

2011-12-20 01:05:29 PM

What did Cinderella say when she reached the ball (point)

Austinoftx

2011-12-20 04:34:10 PM

Awesome Username

2011-12-20 08:03:59 PM

stealthd: I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: Bathia_Mapes: Was it a Bic pen?

No. She's got 99 problems but a bic ain't one.

I laughed so hard fellow commuters glared at me.

Me too. Also at the "that ain't all G Ma swallowd comment".

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