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SilentStrider

2011-12-19 11:38:07 PM

"Stop submitting newsflashes, I'm not Phil Spector. I have better hair."

SilentStrider

2011-12-19 11:38:46 PM

"If heaven looks like New Jersey, I'd hate to see what hell looks like"

SilentStrider

2011-12-19 11:39:21 PM

"Free Mister Tony"

markie_farkie

2011-12-19 11:40:15 PM

I was NOT shot through the heart. It was just bad medicine.

make me some tea

2011-12-19 11:44:46 PM

haaaaahhahaaha

desertmouse

2011-12-20 12:04:44 AM

Stiff wood and warm balls on my back AGAIN? Dammit Richie Sambora, we are not on tour anymore!

gilgigamesh

2011-12-20 12:16:13 AM

"But I don't want to go on the cart".

ArkAngel

2011-12-20 12:41:28 AM

"I should never have cut my hair."

Confabulat

2011-12-20 01:07:31 AM

Damn right this is a nice watch.

urban.derelict

2011-12-20 01:19:22 AM

Please tell me bon jovi is dead. Please tell me bon jovi is dead. Please tell me bon
jovi is dead. Please tell me bon jovi is dead. Please tell me bon jovi is dead. Please tell me bon jovi is
dead. Please tell me bon jovi is dead. Please tell me bon jovi is dead. Please tell me bon jovi is dead.
Please tell me bon jovi is dead. Please tell me bon jovi is dead. Please tell me bon jovi is
dead. Please tell me bon jovi is dead. Please tell me bon jovi is dead.

urban.derelict

2011-12-20 01:22:20 AM

goddamnit so much.

/what a f*cking douchenozzle
//♪♫heaven is a place I know so well♪♫
///♪♫makes me feel better when I feel like hell♪♫
//religitards

enthralledgeishagirl

2011-12-20 01:42:14 AM

I'm a Cowboy, on a steel tree I died.

Smeggy Smurf

2011-12-20 01:43:37 AM

HAHA! We get free booze up here

puffy999

2011-12-20 01:44:00 AM

"I'm a Satanist."

G-Rot

2011-12-20 01:47:12 AM

"As a member of the one percent, I can afford to make New Jersey not seem like New Jersey! I love my money! And my new rose colored contact lenses!"

Type40

2011-12-20 01:47:17 AM

At last I can go to sleep.

HighZoolander

2011-12-20 01:52:18 AM

Note to self: Never get in the car when Vince Neil is driving.

UsikFark

2011-12-20 01:52:54 AM

Kim Jong Il asked me to perform at his 71st birthday bash, I declined politely and wished him a mighty hairdo or something like that.

Get Lost

2011-12-20 01:53:31 AM

Ambivalence

2011-12-20 01:55:13 AM

Did he die? When did he die?

(and no I did not RTFA becuase it's blocked where I am).

jdmac

2011-12-20 01:55:41 AM

"Heaven is just like Jersey guys! Oh wait, what is that red guy with the pitchfork doing over there?"

/I am glad he is not dead. I am a DJ at a station that plays Bon Jovi sometimes (not my choice) and it seems when some one dies, we see their music pop up in rotation a couple times a shift. I do not want to have to back-sell Bon Jovi multiple times a day.

Raspil

2011-12-20 01:55:52 AM

"Ask me about my chin implant."

skinink

2011-12-20 01:58:06 AM

"On June 16th, 1989 after my concert your mom came backstage and let me fark her in the butt"

UsikFark

2011-12-20 01:59:19 AM

skinink: "On June 16th, 1989 after my concert your mom came backstage and let me fark her in the butt. I guess there was some dribble."

safeinsane

2011-12-20 02:03:36 AM

/qnd
//no votey

RoyBatty

2011-12-20 02:07:22 AM

What was Bane saying? I couldn't really understand it.

khyberkitsune

2011-12-20 02:14:15 AM

Smoke Moar Weed

XplodedSynapses

2011-12-20 02:22:51 AM

"My career has always been living on a prayer. Maybe kissing some New Jersey ass will spark something."

Pipkin E

2011-12-20 02:32:05 AM

"Look at my balls. Go ahead, look at them."

Or

"Heaven smells like sulphur and has shiatty drivers with annoying accents. Try Satanism."

Scorpinock

2011-12-20 02:32:21 AM

Someone PLEASE Photoshop something controversial on the sign and submit to Fox News to see if they'll run with it!

Confabulat

2011-12-20 02:35:04 AM

safeinsane: [i42.tinypic.com image 576x383]
/qnd
//no votey

that's funny. you got my imaginary vote

jingks

2011-12-20 02:40:02 AM

No dickbutt?

ScreamingHangover

2011-12-20 03:05:44 AM

If heaven is like New Jersey, Thank God I'm going to hell.

Trapper439

2011-12-20 03:29:54 AM

He's halfway there?

friedlinx

2011-12-20 03:56:25 AM

Cock or GTFO

gerbilpox

2011-12-20 04:02:34 AM

Reminds me of the state legislature's proposed resolution to make Springsteen's Born to Run "the unofficial rock theme of our State's youth."

You know, the one that goes:

Baby this town rips the bones from your back,
It's a death trap, it's a suicide rap,
We gotta get out while we're young

/lived in Jersey City for a while
//wouldn't limit it to youth

Ishkur

2011-12-20 04:36:17 AM

My goodness, Hitchens is taking all the evil in the world with him!

Probably cuz God didn't.

abhorrent1

2011-12-20 06:24:22 AM

Blank

ghost_who_walks

2011-12-20 07:08:24 AM

Heaven may look a lot like New Jersey, but hell looks a lot like L.A.

/knows there's a science to selling yourself short

Millennium

2011-12-20 07:54:19 AM

I don't want to go in the cart.

imontheinternet

2011-12-20 09:52:04 AM

Will sing Christmas carols for food.

Pollexabator

2011-12-20 10:11:20 AM

Pray for me.

Cheron

2011-12-20 10:20:40 AM

I'm with Hoffa now.

Latinwolf

2011-12-20 10:21:08 AM

Ambivalence: Did he die? When did he die?

(and no I did not RTFA becuase it's blocked where I am).

Same here, I wasn't aware of his dying, or am I missing something?

ToastTheRabbit

2011-12-20 10:24:50 AM

I just busted ass.
I'm only here for the booze
My music sucked so I'm going to hell
You think that's air that your breathing?

/drunk
//at office
///gunna sleep it off till boss shows up

GeeksAreMyPeeps

2011-12-20 10:25:03 AM

abhorrent1

2011-12-20 10:42:06 AM

Latinwolf: Ambivalence: Did he die? When did he die?

(and no I did not RTFA becuase it's blocked where I am).

Same here, I wasn't aware of his dying, or am I missing something?

No, It was a press release hoax.

Absolut Height Advantage

2011-12-20 10:48:44 AM

Will croon for food.

CarpeScrotum

2011-12-20 10:49:00 AM