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(NFL) Amusing Not News: Steelers-49ers game delayed. News: Because of exploding transformer. Fark: The stadium is in "Candlestick Park"   (nfl.com) divider line 101
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CavalierEternal [TotalFark]
2011-12-19 09:54:01 PM
The stadium is in "Candlelight Park"

No, no it isn't.
 
Nogrhi [TotalFark]
2011-12-19 09:55:48 PM
CavalierEternal: The stadium is in "Candlelight Park"

No, no it isn't.

Yeah, that would be gay.
 
markie_farkie [TotalFark]
2011-12-19 09:56:17 PM
Subby can hold candle light up to one ear, and illuminate things out the other.
 
Demetrius [TotalFark]
2011-12-19 09:57:35 PM
It's Candlepin Park, moran.

It used to be a bowling alley.
 
CavalierEternal [TotalFark]
2011-12-19 09:58:58 PM
Demetrius: It's Candlepin Park, moran.

It used to be a bowling alley.

No no no, dumbass, it's Candlejack Park. Why would you even think it'd be called Ca
 
markie_farkie [TotalFark]
2011-12-19 09:59:20 PM
Demetrius: It's Candlepin Park, moran.

Come on, EVERYBODY knows it's Twinkleshaft Park.
 
Nogrhi [TotalFark]
2011-12-19 10:00:20 PM
markie_farkie: Demetrius: It's Candlepin Park, moran.

Come on, EVERYBODY knows it's Twinkleshaft Park.

No, no, no... it is Handlestick Park. The prime west coast masturbation venue.
 
teknishn [TotalFark]
2011-12-19 10:01:09 PM
The power grid collapsed under the weight of all the gay.
 
markie_farkie [TotalFark]
2011-12-19 10:02:14 PM
This should go green as-is, just for the legendary thread potential.
 
Demetrius [TotalFark]
2011-12-19 10:02:17 PM
Nogrhi: markie_farkie: Demetrius: It's Candlepin Park, moran.

Come on, EVERYBODY knows it's Twinkleshaft Park.

No, no, no... it is Handlestick Park. The prime west coast masturbation venue.

No, that's Crankshaft Park.
 
GAT_00 [TotalFark]
2011-12-19 10:02:58 PM
I thought it was in Candlejack Pa
 
IBreakdance2NIN [TotalFark]
2011-12-19 10:09:04 PM
You people are all retarded. Everyone knows Candlejack isn't r
 
Nogrhi [TotalFark]
2011-12-19 10:09:18 PM
markie_farkie: This should go green as-is, just for the legendary thread potential.

Oh PLEASE!
 
violentsalvation [TotalFark]
2011-12-19 10:09:57 PM
You ever find someone dead in Clue, murdered by candlelight? God that would make a crappy boardgame even crappier.
 
IBreakdance2NIN [TotalFark]
2011-12-19 10:11:32 PM
violentsalvation: You ever find someone dead in Clue, murdered by candlelight? God that would make a crappy boardgame even crappier.

Tim Curry could figure out a way to work with it, though.
 
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat
2011-12-19 10:15:51 PM
No, it's Engelbert Slapdyback
 
downpaymentblues
2011-12-19 10:24:09 PM
The power went out TWICE?

That makes sense. It is Alter Candle Park...
 
NewportBarGuy [TotalFark]
2011-12-19 10:36:09 PM
Slut Bunwalla!
 
Shadow Blasko [TotalFark]
2011-12-19 10:42:34 PM
Jerry Dorsey
 
Barfmaker [TotalFark]
2011-12-19 10:43:50 PM
It's so lame when you all do this Candlejack thing where you pret
 
CavalierEternal [TotalFark]
2011-12-19 10:49:25 PM
Randall's Dick Park, named in 1987 after Randall Cunningham won a bet with 49ers owner, Edward J. DeBartolo, Jr.
 
dudemanbro [TotalFark]
2011-12-19 11:24:37 PM
It's only called that during the holidays.
 
muck4doo
2011-12-19 11:33:02 PM
It's "The Stick" ya maroons. Everyone loves the stick.
 
SilentStrider [TotalFark]
2011-12-19 11:34:14 PM
muck4doo: It's "The Stick" ya maroons. Everyone loves the stick.

that's what she said.
 
NewportBarGuy [TotalFark]
2011-12-20 12:03:45 AM
muck4doo: It's "The Stick" ya maroons. Everyone loves the stick.

i42.tinypic.com


Byyyyyyyyyyy Mennen (new window)
 
Lionel Mandrake [TotalFark]
2011-12-20 12:17:05 AM
Subby's a moran. It's Mantleplaque Park.
 
bulldg4life
2011-12-20 12:25:56 AM
And the dumbass got a green out of it, too
 
FirstNationalBastard [TotalFark]
2011-12-20 12:27:26 AM
Stupid Subby... mis-naming Pepper Jack Park.
 
The_Sponge [TotalFark]
2011-12-20 12:55:05 AM
All of you are retarded, it's Yankee Candle Park.
 
Meet Us at the Stick [TotalFark]
2011-12-20 01:04:01 AM
muck4doo: It's "The Stick" ya maroons. Everyone loves the stick.

Do they now?
 
Jamdug! [TotalFark]
2011-12-20 01:09:36 AM
No, It's Wario Stadium!
 
Mentat [TotalFark]
2011-12-20 01:13:52 AM
Ooooooooooooooonly yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooou
could fark this heeeeeeeeeeeeeeadline up
 
ThisIsNotSubtle [TotalFark]
2011-12-20 01:26:26 AM
Face all the palms!
 
SnarfVader [TotalFark]
2011-12-20 01:27:15 AM
C'mon. It's Zippo Stick Park.
 
FirstNationalBastard [TotalFark]
2011-12-20 01:39:57 AM
muck4doo: It's "The Stick" ya maroons. Everyone loves the stick.

It's precisely that kind of thinking that got Ben Roethlisberger a 4 game time out last season!
 
muck4doo
2011-12-20 01:42:14 AM
FirstNationalBastard: muck4doo: It's "The Stick" ya maroons. Everyone loves the stick.

It's precisely that kind of thinking that got Ben Roethlisberger a 4 game time out last season!

Winner!!!
 
devioustrevor
2011-12-20 02:39:28 AM
Candlelight Park is still less silly than Snapdragon Stadium.


\\Knows it's not actually called Candlelight Park
 
Harv72b [TotalFark]
2011-12-20 02:52:12 AM
You'd think the headline would be fail enough, but subby also linked the wrong article. (new window)

/Everybody knows it's Candelabra Park.
//Mod gets +100 for green-lighting this.
 
misterblaine63
2011-12-20 03:00:47 AM
Actually, the game delay itself is newsworthy as the NFL and the networks are stringent on scheduled start times.
 
torquestripe
2011-12-20 03:04:19 AM
Dark Park.
Snark.
Fark.
 
zerkalo
2011-12-20 03:06:04 AM
The stadium is in Cannery Row. It was the inspiration for that novel by John Seinfeld
 
jetzzfan [TotalFark]
2011-12-20 03:07:12 AM
Oh no! Not at the Building Formerly Known as Monster Park!
 
Christian Bale
2011-12-20 03:12:30 AM
It's Candy Stink park. Named after the Garbage Pail Kids, back in 1932. I knew 'em well, ole Snottie Elijah and the Tin Rat.
 
zippolight2002
2011-12-20 03:27:48 AM
Was hoping they'd postpone/call the game during the 2nd blackout. That game was a farking snooze fest.
 
raccoon2k
2011-12-20 03:31:21 AM
It's Oriole Park at Candle Yards subtard.
 
davidphogan
2011-12-20 03:33:57 AM
I always thought it was Camel Stack Park.
 
flamingboar [TotalFark]
2011-12-20 04:19:23 AM
Well its NOT the KFC Yum! Center. That terrrrrble name is reserved for KY!
 
DrBear
2011-12-20 06:02:42 AM
No, it's Candelaria Park, named for former Giants pitcher John Candelaria.
 
HaywoodJablonski
2011-12-20 06:55:31 AM
We should have a category for farked up submission of the year. The top 10 get outed
 
SharkTrager
2011-12-20 08:06:05 AM
These are the kinds of threads that make me with every greenlit article had the poster's name next to it.
 
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